Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
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