What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
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