What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
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