Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
I love stairs. They always bring me up
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
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