A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
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