Stairs jokes

How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator

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Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment

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why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair

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I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.

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I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!

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i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.

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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

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Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

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My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

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why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven

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Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs

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I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

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How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10

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whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.

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