What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
I love stairs. They always bring me up
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
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