I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
i fell down the stairs once.
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