Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
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