whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
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