Stairs jokes

I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs

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My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t

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A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…

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I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

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What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

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I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something

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There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

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a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair

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