Stairs jokes

Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.

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How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator

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why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

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Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

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