Stairs jokes

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs

Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.

so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is

do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs

I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something

Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????

why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs

When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs

I love stairs. They always bring me up

A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”