Stairs jokes

Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs

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When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs

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Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something

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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"

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how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…

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A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”

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L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs

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Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.

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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator

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I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D

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I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”

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Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?

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