Stairs jokes

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair

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I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something

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Me so Howny! Me so Howny!

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My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

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I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs

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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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I love stairs. They always bring me up

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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

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Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!

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joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind

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Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

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Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs

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