What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That’s me! Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
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