Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
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