I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
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