A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
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