Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
I love stairs. They always bring me up
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
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