A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
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Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
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