whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
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