My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
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