A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
i fell down the stairs once.
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
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