Stairs jokes

A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.

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a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

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How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.

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What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef

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joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind

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why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs

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What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs

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My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t

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so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is

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I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D

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Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair

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That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

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