do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That’s me! Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
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