I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f@ck.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
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