%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
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