Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
I love stairs. They always bring me up
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
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