Stairs jokes

Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

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A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”

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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D

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When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs

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I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”

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How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator

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Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

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Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

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Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”

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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

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What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

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do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes

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