Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
I love stairs. They always bring me up
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f@ck.
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
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