Stairs jokes

%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.

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Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs

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What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

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My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t

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A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.

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do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes

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Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make

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joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind

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What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs

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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…

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I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”

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I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D

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I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something

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