Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
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