Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
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