What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
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