Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
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