Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
I love stairs. They always bring me up
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
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