How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
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