%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
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