Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
I love stairs. They always bring me up
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
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