Stairs jokes

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”

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I love stairs. They always bring me up

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why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs

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whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.

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What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs

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Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef

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Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????

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I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.

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Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.

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whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs

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A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”

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Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp

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What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

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