Stairs jokes

Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

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joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind

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Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”

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I love stairs. They always bring me up

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Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something

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I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”

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A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.

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%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef

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so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is

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What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…

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Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

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Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs

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