What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
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