What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
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