Stairs jokes

Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp

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Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make

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That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs

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Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

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A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.

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I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

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why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven

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Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs

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i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.

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