Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”
I love stairs. They always bring me up
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
i fell down the stairs once.
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f@ck.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
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