Stairs jokes

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind

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I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.

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so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is

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A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.

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I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs

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I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something

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Me so Howny! Me so Howny!

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i fell down the stairs once.

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How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10

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a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

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L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs

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Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs

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