whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
I love stairs. They always bring me up
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