What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
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