I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
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