My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
I love stairs. They always bring me up
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
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