Stairs jokes

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.

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A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

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I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.

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Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.

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Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.

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