whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
i fell down the stairs once.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
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