Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
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