Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
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