That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f@ck.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
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