do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
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