Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That’s me! Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
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