What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
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