i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
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