Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
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