Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
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