Stairs jokes

Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair

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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?

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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

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I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

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Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????

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One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????

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What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.

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Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.

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A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”

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I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!

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That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

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