Stairs jokes

A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”

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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs

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i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.

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how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs

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Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs

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A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.

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Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!

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