Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
I love stairs. They always bring me up
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
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