Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
I love stairs. They always bring me up
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
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