whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
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