Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
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