What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f@ck.
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
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