why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
i fell down the stairs once.
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
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