How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
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