so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
I love stairs. They always bring me up
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
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