Stairs jokes

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”

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Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs

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i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.

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why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

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Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment

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A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"

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