My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
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