What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That’s me! Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
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