Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
I love stairs. They always bring me up
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