Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
I love stairs. They always bring me up
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
i fell down the stairs once.
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
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