Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
I love stairs. They always bring me up
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
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