What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
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