a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
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