What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
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