I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
i fell down the stairs once.
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f@ck.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
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