Stairs jokes

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs

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What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

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Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

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I love stairs. They always bring me up

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What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

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One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????

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What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.

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why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs

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That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

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A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”

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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs

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