How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
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