whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
i fell down the stairs once.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
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