how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
i fell down the stairs once.
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