What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
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