There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
RUS | ENG
