why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
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