Stairs jokes

why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven

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One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????

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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs

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do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes

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What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…

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so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That’s me! Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

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a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

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How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator

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Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

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Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????

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What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

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L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs

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do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs

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