What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
i fell down the stairs once.
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
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