When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
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