That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
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