There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
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