Stairs jokes

What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs

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whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs

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How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.

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Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

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i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.

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Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”

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I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D

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I love stairs. They always bring me up

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What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

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A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.

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Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!

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%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.

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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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