Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
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