Stairs jokes

What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs

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Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp

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A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"

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i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.

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why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs

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Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

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Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.

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Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????

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What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…

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I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

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%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.

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What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

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so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is

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