I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f@ck.
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
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