Stairs jokes

Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs

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Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp

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Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”

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What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.

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so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is

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Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!

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My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

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A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"

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why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D

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I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!

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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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