do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
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