Stairs jokes

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make

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My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

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why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!

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Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?

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What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.

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When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs

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Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.

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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D

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A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”

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How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10

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