What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
i fell down the stairs once.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
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