Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
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