do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
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