How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
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