Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
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