A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
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