Stairs jokes

Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp

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Me so Howny! Me so Howny!

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????

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I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

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What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

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I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D

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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs

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Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”

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What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef

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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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