Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
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