a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
i fell down the stairs once.
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That’s me! Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
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