i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
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