Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
i fell down the stairs once.
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
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