Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
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