What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys???
Why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. What goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
What goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
Joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my freind
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening
Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp.
Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
So a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” So the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
So the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
A girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
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