What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
I love stairs. They always bring me up
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