My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
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