A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
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