A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
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