Stairs jokes

Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?

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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make

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What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs

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A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.

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What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.

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I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.

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Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

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How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator

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When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs

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My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t

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I love stairs. They always bring me up

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What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.

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That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

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Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs

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