Stairs jokes

I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something

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My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

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Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.

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I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D

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L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs

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What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…

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Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That’s me! Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

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What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

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Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????

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When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs

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Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp

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That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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