Stairs jokes

i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.

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Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.

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A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair

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Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment

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There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.

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how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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