Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
I love stairs. They always bring me up
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
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