What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f@ck.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
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