A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
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