What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
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