Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
i fell down the stairs once.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
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