A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
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