Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
i fell down the stairs once.
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f@ck.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
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