I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
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