do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
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