There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
I love stairs. They always bring me up
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
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