do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
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