why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
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