What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
i fell down the stairs once.
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
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