A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
I love stairs. They always bring me up
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
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