What’s tree plus tree? Sticks!
Whats long brown and sticky? A stick.
What ya call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six)
What do polish people in ???? Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common? The pilots just couldn’t stick the landing Wow that was explosive! Man I’m on fire ?? today
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick. bahahahaha
What is the origins of the glory hole? The origins can be found in San Francisco, California where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men’s restroom used for a anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA in the wild west. I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
What do call a stick with a string on the end of it… A fshingpole
“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker
What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
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