Stick jokes

What’s tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)

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The inmates are yelling 12…12…12… in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12…12…12… so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13…13…13…

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My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me

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whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur

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So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.

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What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six)

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I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"

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What ya call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick

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The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS’s office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and

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Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.

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What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…

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I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer

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chicken on a stick with a macaroiny tick

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A teacher asked her class “what is sex?” Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a temptation Causes by a sensation Where the boy sticks his location Into a girls destination To increase the population Of the next generation Did you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration The teacher faints By:Xzavier

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