How can toilet paper decorate your house Shit sticks everywhere
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.
“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker
What is the origins of the glory hole? The origins can be found in San Francisco, California where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men’s restroom used for a anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA in the wild west. I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done. So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities. That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
chicken on a stick with a macaroiny tick
The inmates are yelling 12…12…12… in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12…12…12… so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13…13…13…
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What do call a stick with a string on the end of it… A fshingpole
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…
How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your poop stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
What’s tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)
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