What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle. A meter stick
What do polish people in ???? Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
Q: What do u call a boomerang that are not coming back A: a stick
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn’t!
The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS’s office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and
“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker
Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG Get your mind together
I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.
How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far
Women are like marshmallows because they are white,squashy and we put our sticks inside u
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