Stick jokes

What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle. A meter stick

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I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer

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chicken on a stick with a macaroiny tick

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Women are like marshmallows because they are white,squashy and we put our sticks inside u

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What’s tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)

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how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.

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A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there’s a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that’s fine she replys but if I have htm title=' before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.'>to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.

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What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six)

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I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA

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What do polish people in ???? Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers

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What’s tree plus tree? Sticks!

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The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS’s office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and

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Q: What do u call a boomerang that are not coming back A: a stick

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