Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG Get your mind together
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
The inmates are yelling 12…12…12… in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12…12…12… so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13…13…13…
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your poop stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks!
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
What ya call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick
I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.
“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
What do polish people in ???? Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
whats the definition of rude ? sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
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