I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white,squashy and we put our sticks inside u
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
Why are dogs born with balls? They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle. A meter stick
What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common? The pilots just couldn’t stick the landing Wow that was explosive! Man I’m on fire ?? today
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
Whats brown and sticky? … A stick. Get your head out of the gutters…Jeez.
One day little Jonny and little Susan were in bible class and little susan had been tired that day so she kept falling asleep and the teacher said to little susan who is our lord and savier and little jonny poked her in the but with a push pin and she yelled JESUS CHRIST and the teacher goes thats right go back to be and then the next thing the teacher asked who gave up there son for our sins and little jonny poked her again and she yelled GOD AL MIGHTY and she says thats right go back to bed and the next quisten the teacher asked was what did ADAM SAY TO EVE after there 13th child little jonny poked her in the but again she yelled IF YOU STICK TAHT THING IN ME AGAIN I AM htm title=' OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT'>GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHUV IT UP YOUR OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
The inmates are yelling 12…12…12… in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12…12…12… so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13…13…13…
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn’t!
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar…
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