What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common? The pilots just couldn’t stick the landing Wow that was explosive! Man I’m on fire ?? today
What’s sticky and brown? A stick!
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six)
chicken on a stick with a macaroiny tick
“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker
Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur
I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done. So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities. That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.
Three nuns are on their way up to heaven after having been involved in a terrible minibus crash on the Italian Alps that killed them and the driver (he went the other direction!) As they’re approaching the Pearly Gates to be interview by St. Peter, they are requested by an attendant to form a single line and wait. Sister Agnes is first, Sister Bernadette behind her and Sister Carmel on the end. Finally, St. Peter approaches the nuns to determine their worthiness for entry to Heaven. He says to the first nun : “Sister Agnes, have you ever seen the penis of a man”? Sister Agnes bursts into tears and says : Yes, St. Peter, I have, but please don’t let this prevent me from entering the Kingdom of Heaven". St. Peter says : “Never fear, my child. Say a thousand Hail Marys and then go over to that font of Holy Water and wash your eyes out, then you shall enter the Kingdom of Heaven”. Sister Carmel sees what’s going on and taps Sister Bernadette on the shoulder, somewhat urgently. “Pssst - hey Bernie”!, she says. Sister Bernadette asks : “What is it?” A little annoyed. Sister Carmel says : “Do you mind if we swap places”? Sister Bernadette replies : “What for”? Sister Carmel says : “Well, I wouldn’t mind gargling before you stick your ass in there”!
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