chicken on a stick with a macaroiny tick
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. – I didn’t want to interrupt her. A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”. The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some
I was in an argument with a “friend” at school. he said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me”… …so I threw a dictionary at him.
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar…
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six)
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