Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle. A meter stick
The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS’s office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and
so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur
why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around
whats the definition of rude ? sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. – I didn’t want to interrupt her. A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”. The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some
The inmates are yelling 12…12…12… in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12…12…12… so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13…13…13…
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six)
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
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