What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.
Q: What do u call a boomerang that are not coming back A: a stick
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker
fat man coming in the store waiter oh god not again :| fat man : hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter : sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man : oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
What do polish people in ???? Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common? The pilots just couldn’t stick the landing Wow that was explosive! Man I’m on fire ?? today
why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six)
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?” Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a temptation Causes by a sensation Where the boy sticks his location Into a girls destination To increase the population Of the next generation Did you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration The teacher faints By:Xzavier
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