What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick. bahahahaha
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
I was in an argument with a “friend” at school. he said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me”… …so I threw a dictionary at him.
Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG Get your mind together
I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Why are dogs born with balls? They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn’t!
whats the definition of rude ? sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
when little johnny was about 3 he got curious and stuck his hand up a maniquins pants and his mom says no little johnny there is teeth up there that will bite off your hand little johnny thing oh no i cant do that again. a few years later he was 15 and he had a gf and they were making out and she says why dont you ever stick your hand up my pants he says on no my mom says there is teeth that will bite off my hand up there she says no there isnt just look little johnny looks and says well no wonder there aint no teeth by the way them gums look.
whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six)
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