I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
Q: What do u call a boomerang that are not coming back A: a stick
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur
so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six)
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA
chicken on a stick with a macaroiny tick
What do polish people in ???? Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
when little johnny was about 3 he got curious and stuck his hand up a maniquins pants and his mom says no little johnny there is teeth up there that will bite off your hand little johnny thing oh no i cant do that again. a few years later he was 15 and he had a gf and they were making out and she says why dont you ever stick your hand up my pants he says on no my mom says there is teeth that will bite off my hand up there she says no there isnt just look little johnny looks and says well no wonder there aint no teeth by the way them gums look.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick. bahahahaha
RUS | ENG
