I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
What’s tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six)
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…
I was in an argument with a “friend” at school. he said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me”… …so I threw a dictionary at him.
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar…
“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done. So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities. That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ” St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta… touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
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