Stick jokes

What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick. bahahahaha

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.

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fat man coming in the store waiter oh god not again :| fat man : hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter : sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man : oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?

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What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking

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Why are dogs born with balls? They were having their stick moment when got given birth too

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What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle. A meter stick

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A teacher asked her class “what is sex?” Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a temptation Causes by a sensation Where the boy sticks his location Into a girls destination To increase the population Of the next generation Did you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration The teacher faints By:Xzavier

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Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven

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I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer

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The teacher asks her class “What is sex?” and Little Jonny stands up and says “sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl’s destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration? ” and the teacher fainted.

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What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

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Q: What do u call a boomerang that are not coming back A: a stick

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What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

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I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done. So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities. That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

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