What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur
What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
What’s tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six)
I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.
So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common? The pilots just couldn’t stick the landing Wow that was explosive! Man I’m on fire ?? today
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