What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.
“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker
Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
when little johnny was about 3 he got curious and stuck his hand up a maniquins pants and his mom says no little johnny there is teeth up there that will bite off your hand little johnny thing oh no i cant do that again. a few years later he was 15 and he had a gf and they were making out and she says why dont you ever stick your hand up my pants he says on no my mom says there is teeth that will bite off my hand up there she says no there isnt just look little johnny looks and says well no wonder there aint no teeth by the way them gums look.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn’t!
My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me
Whats brown and sticky? … A stick. Get your head out of the gutters…Jeez.
I don’t get why people don’t like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that’s the other hole.
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