chicken on a stick with a macaroiny tick
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn’t!
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
One day little Jonny and little Susan were in bible class and little susan had been tired that day so she kept falling asleep and the teacher said to little susan who is our lord and savier and little jonny poked her in the but with a push pin and she yelled JESUS CHRIST and the teacher goes thats right go back to be and then the next thing the teacher asked who gave up there son for our sins and little jonny poked her again and she yelled GOD AL MIGHTY and she says thats right go back to bed and the next quisten the teacher asked was what did ADAM SAY TO EVE after there 13th child little jonny poked her in the but again she yelled IF YOU STICK TAHT THING IN ME AGAIN I AM htm title=' OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT'>GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHUV IT UP YOUR OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur
I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…
why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around
Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
Why are dogs born with balls? They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
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