I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What do polish people in ???? Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
I don’t get why people don’t like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that’s the other hole.
Why are dogs born with balls? They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
The teacher asks her class “What is sex?” and Little Jonny stands up and says “sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl’s destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration? ” and the teacher fainted.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar…
Q: What do u call a boomerang that are not coming back A: a stick
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