Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
Women are like marshmallows because they are white,squashy and we put our sticks inside u
The inmates are yelling 12…12…12… in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12…12…12… so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13…13…13…
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.
What do polish people in ???? Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What’s tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What’s sticky and brown? A stick!
How can toilet paper decorate your house Shit sticks everywhere
why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle. A meter stick
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
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