I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your poop stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
How can toilet paper decorate your house Shit sticks everywhere
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents my one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked htm title=' that my dad whacked me with his dick'>by a stick i raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar…
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…
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