Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes
Gays: I like men Straights: I like women Russia:Hole is hole
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
In Africa, it doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight or bisexual. At the end of the day, it’s night.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit: . .
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
Why can’t gay people play Baseball they can’t through the ball straight.
You’re so ugly you make Gay/Lesbian people straight
NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter
Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head
me be straight and bored goes to my local bar which has a goly hole out up spending the rest of the night there about to leave when mf I realize I’ve been sucking a guys cock this whole time ):
This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
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