Straight jokes

My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night

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Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler

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everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers feminist: correct everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY

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isn’t it strange that the LGTBQ flag only has straight lines?

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I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised *(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)

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Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight? Sally’s used to being blind!

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Bisexuals aren’t gay Bisexuals aren’t straight They’re graight ??

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The only thing I do straight is vodka

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why can’t lgbtq+ members be straight cause they are lgbtq they are loser

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Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho

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Why do gays get bad grades? They don’t get straight a’s

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why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls

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what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.

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bro im so gay i can’t even spell strait

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Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head

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