me be straight and bored goes to my local bar which has a goly hole out up spending the rest of the night there about to leave when mf I realize I’ve been sucking a guys cock this whole time ):
A straight man and a gay man are talking, the straight man says, “I’m wanted in 2 states for murder.” and the gay man replies with, “oh, that sucks. I’m wanted in 13 for existing.”
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That’s why she is my friend, after all! :D
I’m so gay I could barely think straight.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight
In Africa, it doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight or bisexual. At the end of the day, it’s night.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.
Going to church, you don’t think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don’t think, you are straight.
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then a woman makes it really hard??????
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.
My friend said “Dude, if you don’t put your desk in line with the column, your gay.” so he did it and i said “Well i guess now he’s straight” ;D
everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers feminist: correct everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY
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