Straight jokes

When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

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I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.

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My mom said that being straight is good but if your straight how do you walk so i decided to be gay

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Little Johnny was late to school one day and miss brown asks, Johnny how come ur late to class and Johnny says, Miss, u wouldn’t believe it, the farmers bull got out and started f@cking the white cow miss brown said Johnny don’t use that word next time you want to say that use the word “surprised”. The next day Johnny was late again and miss brown said Johnny why are you late and Johnny replied miss you wouldn’t believe it the farmers bull got out and “surprised” the whit cow, miss brown said that’s much better Jonny and Johnny said yeah walked straight passed it and started f@cking the black one

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what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.

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If you gay then wtf u doin tryna walk straight

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A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight

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Why do gays get bad grades? They don’t get straight a’s

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We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol

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I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A’s instead of getting all the D’s

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Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight? Sally’s used to being blind!

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All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight