How do you find out if your kid is gay? Lock him in a closet and if he comes out his gay if not his dead straight.
What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head
One day i visited my friend in a hospital I remember when i spoke “You know, sometimes it’s reaching its peak and its lowest state, but i know you’ll always end like the others at calming and straight” Yes, i talked about heart monitor beside him
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight
My friend said “Dude, if you don’t put your desk in line with the column, your gay.” so he did it and i said “Well i guess now he’s straight” ;D
why can’t lgbtq+ members be straight cause they are lgbtq they are loser
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised *(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
“I’m going through a lot of things right now,” I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes
If you gay then wtf u doin tryna walk straight
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn’t even race, not because I was behind, because I can’t go straight, if i’m gay…
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