why cant gay people have hair lines? because its not straight.
POV: You liked this joke because your straight
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Me;you stupid Guy;you straight Me;sorry I’m not a mirror
Gays: I like men Straights: I like women Russia:Hole is hole
Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
A three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat will be closed. Stranger 3: how to turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Stranger 1: you can’t! Stranger 2: you can Stranger 3: how? Stranger 2: by using the same idea of russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff but the difference that he can sleep and he will have a food for 30 days and toilet too. Stranger 3: great idea, but who can we try first? Stranger 1: you all gays are evil monsters Stranger 2: i think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy let’s try this experi- (the chat has been closed by stranger 1)
Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes
“I’m going through a lot of things right now,” I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
Why do gays get bad grades? They don’t get straight a’s
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
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