Straight jokes

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Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho

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When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

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Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.

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why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls

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“I’m going through a lot of things right now,” I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

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Roses are red my heart my heart is dead I have a gun straight to my head What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole

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Why do gays get bad grades? They don’t get straight a’s

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why cant gay people have hair lines? because its not straight.

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So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.

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