whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
me be straight and bored goes to my local bar which has a goly hole out up spending the rest of the night there about to leave when mf I realize I’ve been sucking a guys cock this whole time ):
bro im so gay i can’t even spell strait
The only thing I do straight is vodka
NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter
you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit: . .
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then a woman makes it really hard??????
Why can’t gay people play Baseball they can’t through the ball straight.
This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.
You know we straight with doin your mom
Why do gays get bad grades? They don’t get straight a’s
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.
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