I’m so gay I could barely think straight.
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn’t even race, not because I was behind, because I can’t go straight, if i’m gay…
You’re so ugly you make Gay/Lesbian people straight
im hertophobic- aka im allergic to all straight guys
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing,honey ;)
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler
Gays: I like men Straights: I like women Russia:Hole is hole
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight? Sally’s used to being blind!
My mom said that being straight is good but if your straight how do you walk so i decided to be gay
What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult?as?it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in?30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.
Roses are red my heart my heart is dead I have a gun straight to my head What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight
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