I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A’s instead of getting all the D’s
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight
What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!
bro im so gay i can’t even spell strait
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.
I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight
Why do gays get bad grades? They don’t get straight a’s
everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers feminist: correct everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY
I’m so gay I could barely think straight.
How do you find out if your kid is gay? Lock him in a closet and if he comes out his gay if not his dead straight.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight
why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls
Roses are red my heart my heart is dead I have a gun straight to my head What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole
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