A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight
I KNOW IT’S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!! Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it’s time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Why do gays get bad grades? They don’t get straight a’s
isn’t it strange that the LGTBQ flag only has straight lines?
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”
My friend said “Dude, if you don’t put your desk in line with the column, your gay.” so he did it and i said “Well i guess now he’s straight” ;D
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn’t even race, not because I was behind, because I can’t go straight, if i’m gay…
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
You know we straight with doin your mom
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line? Answer: The cancer ward How do you turn get a straight guy into you a gay guy well… For starts you grab that ass of his drag him into the bathroom and tell him to suck my long big pineapple and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into dick suckin machine
You’re so ugly you make Gay/Lesbian people straight
I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised *(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)
straight (DYM 26)
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler
why can’t lgbtq+ members be straight cause they are lgbtq they are loser
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