So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.
You’re so ugly you make Gay/Lesbian people straight
So, I was walking down the path of my life with bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his. One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, “You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?” He, then, looks me straight in the eyes, and say,“Raw!”
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
I asked what LGBTQ stands for and I couldn’t get straight answer??
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn’t even race, not because I was behind, because I can’t go straight, if i’m gay…
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler
The only thing I do straight is vodka
why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
One day i visited my friend in a hospital I remember when i spoke “You know, sometimes it’s reaching its peak and its lowest state, but i know you’ll always end like the others at calming and straight” Yes, i talked about heart monitor beside him
why can’t lgbtq+ members be straight cause they are lgbtq they are loser
Why can’t gay people play Baseball they can’t through the ball straight.
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