Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.
isn’t it strange that the LGTBQ flag only has straight lines?
Me;you stupid Guy;you straight Me;sorry I’m not a mirror
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
A straight man and a gay man are talking, the straight man says, “I’m wanted in 2 states for murder.” and the gay man replies with, “oh, that sucks. I’m wanted in 13 for existing.”
POV: You liked this joke because your straight
I don’t ever really bother women, but when I do I usually just want to talk, I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that’s not a 10 or a 5 , I get shutdown so fast , I put out lit candles…like damn, I thought I hid my ring
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult?as?it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in?30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one
If you gay then wtf u doin tryna walk straight
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
Why do gays get bad grades? They don’t get straight a’s
What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!
My mom said that being straight is good but if your straight how do you walk so i decided to be gay
you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit: . .
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