Straight jokes

people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”

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What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!

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Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho

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Astronaut In The Ocean-By- Masked Wolf and watersharky Music Productions- Astro-naut What you know about rollin’ down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy What you know about rollin’ down in the deep?

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NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter

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I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A’s instead of getting all the D’s

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One day i visited my friend in a hospital I remember when i spoke “You know, sometimes it’s reaching its peak and its lowest state, but i know you’ll always end like the others at calming and straight” Yes, i talked about heart monitor beside him

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Gays: I like men Straights: I like women Russia:Hole is hole

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