My brother caught Covid last month. First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, ‘I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe !’ I just told him straight: ‘Bro… you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.’
A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight
What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!
me be straight and bored goes to my local bar which has a goly hole out up spending the rest of the night there about to leave when mf I realize I’ve been sucking a guys cock this whole time ):
I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing,honey ;)
Gays: I like men Straights: I like women Russia:Hole is hole
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That’s why she is my friend, after all! :D
Me;you stupid Guy;you straight Me;sorry I’m not a mirror
NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler
“I’m going through a lot of things right now,” I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
im hertophobic- aka im allergic to all straight guys
why can’t lgbtq+ members be straight cause they are lgbtq they are loser
I asked what LGBTQ stands for and I couldn’t get straight answer??
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