why can’t lgbtq+ members be straight cause they are lgbtq they are loser
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
me be straight and bored goes to my local bar which has a goly hole out up spending the rest of the night there about to leave when mf I realize I’ve been sucking a guys cock this whole time ):
Going to church, you don’t think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don’t think, you are straight.
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then a woman makes it really hard??????
You know we straight with doin your mom
I asked what LGBTQ stands for and I couldn’t get straight answer??
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.
What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!
Why do gays get bad grades? They don’t get straight a’s
In Africa, it doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight or bisexual. At the end of the day, it’s night.
why cant gay people have hair lines? because its not straight.
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