I don’t ever really bother women, but when I do I usually just want to talk, I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that’s not a 10 or a 5 , I get shutdown so fast , I put out lit candles…like damn, I thought I hid my ring
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then a woman makes it really hard??????
The only thing I do straight is vodka
How do you find out if your kid is gay? Lock him in a closet and if he comes out his gay if not his dead straight.
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All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight
Why can’t gay people play Baseball they can’t through the ball straight.
In Africa, it doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight or bisexual. At the end of the day, it’s night.
Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho
why cant gay people have hair lines? because its not straight.
bro im so gay i can’t even spell strait
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That’s why she is my friend, after all! :D
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A’s instead of getting all the D’s
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing,honey ;)
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