Teacher jokes

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

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An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to Hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”

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New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid. Students: OOF Teacher: Is anyone missing. Students: Your Parents

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teacher: "you know you can’t sleep in my class" boy: " I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could

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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework

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Your forehead so big that the Teachers use it as a whiteboard

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My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him ??????

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Teacher: Kids what are something you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friend to make me happy. Teacher: What about you Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy…

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do u guys know how to make a hoe in minecraft? you pick it up off the street.

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%%The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.

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Whats the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book? You can shut the book up

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Teacher: Johnny can you use a sentence with definitely in it Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them Teacher: of cause not Johnny Little Johnny: then I’ve definitely shat myself

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when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill. “One, he killed himself”

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher? Calculator!

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