Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 9 November

What’s green and smells of bacon???

KERMITS FINGERS??

Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

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Green jokes
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I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.

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Woman jokes

It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

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Game jokes
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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

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Transport jokes
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What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

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Computer jokes
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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

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Job jokes

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

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Lost jokes
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Transport jokes
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Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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Nut jokes
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In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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Life jokes
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My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me why the hell did I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.

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Hell jokes

A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’

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Woman jokes
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Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

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What’s the difference?
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Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!

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Transport jokes
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I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

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Ex jokes
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Patient to doctor "will I be ok Doc?" Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now" Patient: "I dont do that astrology stuff" Doctor:“Nor me. My thermometer just broke”

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Doctors jokes

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

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Stairs jokes
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When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow

When I woke I was being sexually abused

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Dream jokes
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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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High jokes
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I fell down the stairs once.

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Stairs jokes
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My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.

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Waiting jokes
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