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Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, “It looks like you have a cataract.” Asian guy says, “No Doc, I drive a Rincoln.”

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Today; Worst day ever

My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.

What do you call a green camel.

My parents left me.

What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

Daughter: I know this is weird but I feel like that someone is watching me when I am sleeping.

Father: Sorry

Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

Yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

You use your legs as support you count on your fingers

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

What is a tornado favorite game?

Twister!

Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs — to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth — a gummy bear! !!

What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”

Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!??

Why are washers better than babies?

Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.

%%Rules of Dark humor:

All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.

No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.

Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.

Sincerely, Zane

What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life