Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 23 May

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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Priest jokes
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As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

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Life jokes

So a neutron went to a bar, he asked the bartender how much for a beer, the bartender said, " For you, NO charge."

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Bar jokes
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Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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Green jokes
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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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Waiting jokes
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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Computer jokes

The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.

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Dark Humor
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The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream

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Dream jokes
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

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Puns jokes
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I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

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Stick jokes

Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

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Nut jokes
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Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..

He has no legs…

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Dark Humor
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How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

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Drunk jokes
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My sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone’s attention.

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Family jokes
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My wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

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Computer jokes

How do you know when you girlfriend is to young?

You have to make airoplane noises to get her to open her mouth…

Sorry

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Woman jokes
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My mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich??

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Poor jokes
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Flag of Congo — Kinshasa @osowxvyy I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! i wanted to save him but a local stopped me. “that’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

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Poor jokes
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Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs

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Stairs jokes
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I cant wait to see Uranus??

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Waiting jokes
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