Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 28 April
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
| Sea jokes |
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
| Dark Humor |
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
| Green jokes |
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
| Family jokes |
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
| Hope jokes |
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
| Priest jokes |
| Dream jokes |
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can’t be with her because it’s illegal to marry your sister.
| Family jokes |
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
| Dark Humor |
Whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
| What’s the difference? |
| Life jokes |
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.
If you throw it hard enough.
| Doctors jokes |
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “what do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed. Most women can’t pull off sarcasm
| Woman jokes |
| Poor jokes |
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-
| Hell jokes |
| Woman jokes |
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
| Family jokes |
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
| Puns jokes |
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing
| Game jokes |
| Dark Humor |
| Priest jokes |
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