Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 6 June
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
| Dark Humor |
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
| Fat jokes |
Wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer
| Job jokes |
Person: ‘Doctor, doctor I’ve only got 50 seconds to live’
Doctor: ‘Just give me a minute’
| Doctors jokes |
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.
| Puns jokes |
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
| Family jokes |
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face…
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
| Stairs jokes |
| Puns jokes |
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train!
| Transport jokes |
Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
| Ex jokes |
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
| Priest jokes |
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
| Transport jokes |
What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap
| Game jokes |
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
| Transport jokes |
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
| Woman jokes |
What’s the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
| Family jokes |
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.
| Woman jokes |
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA
| Stick jokes |
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!”
She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?”
“Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.”
Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
| Priest jokes |
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there’s a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that’s fine she replys but if I have htm title=' before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.'>to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.
| Transport jokes |
| Stairs jokes |
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