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I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang…

What’s the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? – For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.

Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

What is 14 inches long and starts with D

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer!

YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload.

Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh!

I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.

Wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now

Why are short people so angry?? Cause their closer to hell

The last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??

If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?

What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed MOST Wanted.

Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.