Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 29 April

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

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Poor jokes
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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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Stairs jokes


A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”

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Transport jokes
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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Computer jokes
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One day the teacher asks a boy why can’t fish talk underwater. The Kid says " If I put your head underwater will you be able to talk.

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Teacher jokes
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Woman jokes


Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

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Hit jokes
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Sea jokes
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What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

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Life jokes
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A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man’s wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What’s the good news? “We managed to save his arm. ” “What’s the bad news?” “We couldn’t save the rest of him.”

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Doctors jokes
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Hope jokes


Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.

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Dark Humor
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What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

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What’s the difference?
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Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.

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Puns jokes
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Nut jokes
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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

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Job jokes


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Doctors jokes
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Fat jokes
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The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

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Transport jokes
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Drunk jokes
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I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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Hope jokes
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