Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 11 July

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

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Dark Humor
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away… Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough…???

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Doctors jokes
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As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

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Life jokes

Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

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Nut jokes
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I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

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Hit jokes
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A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

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Milk jokes
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How does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

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Puns jokes

As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

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Job jokes
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For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out

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Drunk jokes
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What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten

Fork off

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Hope jokes
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I will remember my biker buddies last words?Why did you cut in front of me?.

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Dark Humor
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What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

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Stairs jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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What’s the difference?
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Q: what’s stronger than family?

A: whatever tree Paul walker hit

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Hit jokes
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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”

“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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Puns jokes
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Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!

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Poor jokes
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Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I’ve ever made.

Then I realize “My daughter isn’t THAT bad…”

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Family jokes

The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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High jokes
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So my teacher’s daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say “What’s wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin’”.

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Family jokes
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The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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Sea jokes
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What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

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Priest jokes
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Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won’t ever see my dog again! Italian: I won’t ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?

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Hell jokes
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