Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 3 December

You’re so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn’t tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

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Doctors jokes
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What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

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What’s the difference?

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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Priest jokes
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What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

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Stairs jokes
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Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick

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Family jokes
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Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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Life jokes

Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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Green jokes
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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

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Dark Humor
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Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

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Puns jokes
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I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning

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Fat jokes
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The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes

(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."

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Dark Humor
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"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!

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Transport jokes
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When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale

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Hit jokes
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In the hospital paralyzed kid: I’m out walks out the room blind kid: you can walk?! mute kid: you can see?! deaf kid: you can talk?! doctor: wut the f(beep)k

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Doctors jokes
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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

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Computer jokes

Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways.??

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Sea jokes
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What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.

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Stairs jokes
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My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.

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Life jokes
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What’s green and smells like ham.

Kermit the frogs fingers

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Green jokes
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Whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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Green jokes
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