Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 7 September
So this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!
| Hope jokes |
Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick
| Family jokes |
Whats green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frogs finger.
| Green jokes |
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
| Priest jokes |
Moist of the time.
| Woman jokes |
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
| Dark Humor |
Why do orphan eat cereal with water
Because dad never came back with the milk
I have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
| Milk jokes |
| Dark Humor |
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
| Hit jokes |
| Fat jokes |
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
| Priest jokes |
| Poor jokes |
| Transport jokes |
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
| Stairs jokes |
Your legs.
| Dark Humor |
| Nut jokes |
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies
I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
| What’s the difference? |
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
| Hit jokes |
Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
| Poor jokes |
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
| Paint jokes |
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels!???
| Sea jokes |
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