Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 3 August

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

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Computer jokes
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As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

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Job jokes

You’re so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn’t tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

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Doctors jokes
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Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.

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Poor jokes
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Do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes

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Stairs jokes
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I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

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Dark Humor

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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Puns jokes
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I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

What goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!

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Stairs jokes
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It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.

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Life jokes
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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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High jokes
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Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

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Dark Humor

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!??????

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Sea jokes
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I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.

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Fire jokes
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Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life

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Life jokes
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I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

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Hit jokes
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If u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…

Elephants never forget.

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Ex jokes

Yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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Fat jokes
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What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?

They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.

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Priest jokes
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Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”

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Transport jokes
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Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down

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Hope jokes
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As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

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Life jokes
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