Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 29 June

What do you do when your dish washer stops working

Hit your wife harder

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Hit jokes
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Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

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Puns jokes

What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

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What’s the difference?
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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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Woman jokes
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They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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Priest jokes
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Kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under cardiac arrest kids — htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'> poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper — AH MAN!!

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Poor jokes

/en/doctor

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Doctors jokes
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I was watching my daughter play at the park, a woman came up to me and asked which one was mine, I said I was still choosing.

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Woman jokes
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Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

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Puns jokes
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What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

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High jokes
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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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What’s the difference?

What is the perfect job for a paedophile

A physical doctor for kids

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Job jokes
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Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.

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Little Johnny
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Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore.

Person: why’d you stop?

Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.

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Dark Humor
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There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”

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Hit jokes
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One, if you throw it hard enough.

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Paint jokes

I told my friend yesterday he’s literally my dad.

He didn’t show up for the rest of the year.

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Family jokes
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A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s. ” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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Doctors jokes
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What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…

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Stairs jokes
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Yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Fat jokes
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Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?

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Family jokes
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