Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 9 February

What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed MOST Wanted.

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Game jokes
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When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’

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Puns jokes

What’s green and smells like bacon?

Kermit’s finger.

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Green jokes
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[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:… god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.

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Hell jokes
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Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

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What’s the difference?
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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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Stairs jokes

What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire

Hot wheels

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Fire jokes
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Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

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Hit jokes
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Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)

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Lost jokes
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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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Fat jokes
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Whats the difference between a lambo and a boner

Your sister didnt give me a lambo

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Family jokes

One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy ‘Darling how does my dictate’ "

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Little Johnny
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Why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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Milk jokes
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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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Green jokes
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IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?

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Hell jokes
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I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it… oh wait

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Waiting jokes

“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man

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Job jokes
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What do you call a train with buble gum?

A chew chew train

Oh man im depressed

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Transport jokes
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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

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Poor jokes
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I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA

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Stick jokes
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You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end

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Life jokes
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