Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 28 June
| Fire jokes |
| Transport jokes |
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
| Stick jokes |
What do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?
They both hang from trees
| Dark Humor |
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
| Woman jokes |
| Dream jokes |
| Hit jokes |
What talks high pitched and can’t fly?
A gay man in Iran
| High jokes |
They always use honeycombs
| Puns jokes |
BEFORE I GOT HIGH
| High jokes |
What’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid
Depends who’s shooting
What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?
Well at least one gets picked
| What’s the difference? |
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~
1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
| Dark Humor |
My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her…
| Woman jokes |
| Fat jokes |
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
| Fat jokes |
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
| Family jokes |
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
| Life jokes |
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s. ” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”
| Doctors jokes |
| Lost jokes |
What’s green and smells like ham.
Kermit the frogs fingers
| Green jokes |
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents we’re taken so her shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: Can I play with your bellybutton my mom always let’s me when we camp. So the teacher says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher says: Woah Woah Woah that’s not my bellybutton! Little Johnny says: Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.
| Teacher jokes |
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies
I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
| What’s the difference? |
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