Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 23 June

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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Waiting jokes
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“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man

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Job jokes

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s. ” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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Doctors jokes
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What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

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Computer jokes
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R u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)

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Paint jokes
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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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Fight jokes

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

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Hit jokes
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What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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What’s the difference?
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It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”

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Dream jokes
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Do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes

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Stairs jokes
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What is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?

…a girl scout that got hit by a car

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Green jokes

What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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What’s the difference?
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Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

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Dark Humor
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My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She’s got my sister’s eyes.

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Family jokes
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I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan”

Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”

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Dark Humor
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What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

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Stairs jokes

The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream

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Dream jokes
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“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

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Ex jokes
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What do you call a green camel.

My parents left me.

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Green jokes
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Why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary

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Fire jokes
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What do you call a train with buble gum?

A chew chew train

Oh man im depressed

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Transport jokes
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