Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 3 July

What’s green then red all over?

A frog in a blender!:)

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Green jokes
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Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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Fat jokes
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What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.

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Transport jokes

So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.

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Poor jokes
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My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.

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Dark Humor
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When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow

When I woke I was being sexually abused

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Dream jokes
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The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

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Family jokes
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Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

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Stairs jokes
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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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Fight jokes
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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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What’s the difference?
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

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Sea jokes

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

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Puns jokes
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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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Stairs jokes
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What is the perfect job for a paedophile

A physical doctor for kids

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Job jokes
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I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said “Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it’s just gonna taste like carrots!”

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Family jokes
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When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

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Dark Humor

What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

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What’s the difference?
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What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

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Priest jokes
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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Game jokes
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A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs

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Dark Humor
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Do you know what the equivalent to hell is theses days

Listening to your teacher

Not haveing your phone/ game / tv

Not haveing niccotine

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Hell jokes
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