Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 31 May

Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

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Dark Humor
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What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

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Doctors jokes

Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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Fat jokes
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Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

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Hit jokes
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I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him.?? and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he’s going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do??.

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Poor jokes
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So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says “sorry kid but this is a family hospital”

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Doctors jokes

Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better

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Family jokes
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The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream

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Dream jokes
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A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man’s wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What’s the good news? “We managed to save his arm. ” “What’s the bad news?” “We couldn’t save the rest of him.”

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Doctors jokes
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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference?
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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’

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Dark Humor

Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?

He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-

Oh Wait

YOU FOOL-

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Waiting jokes
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Does an orphanage have daddy issues

Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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Milk jokes
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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

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Nut jokes
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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

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What’s the difference?
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Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

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Transport jokes

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me why the hell did I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.

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Hell jokes
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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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Woman jokes
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Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

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What’s the difference?
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Going to church, you don’t think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don’t think, you are straight.

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Straight jokes
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Did you hear about Alicia’s car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.

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Drunk jokes
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