Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 2 February

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Fat jokes
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Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

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Sea jokes

I keep looking for my girlfriends killer but no one wants to do it.

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Woman jokes
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So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says “sorry kid but this is a family hospital”

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Doctors jokes
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I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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Dark Humor
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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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Waiting jokes

My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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Computer jokes
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My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.

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Life jokes
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Transport jokes
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A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)

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Hit jokes
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I like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

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Woman jokes

What is the perfect job for a paedophile

A physical doctor for kids

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Job jokes
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What is a tornado favorite game?

Twister!

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Game jokes
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What is 14 inches long and starts with D

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

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Green jokes
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When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’

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Puns jokes
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I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.

If you throw it hard enough.

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Doctors jokes

My ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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Ex jokes
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Define abnormal life.

Waking up everyday living a sane life!

I liked my life when I first got it…later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.

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Life jokes
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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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Fight jokes
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The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.

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High jokes
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Stairs jokes
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