Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 23 December

I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.

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Transport jokes
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Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes

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Straight jokes

Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “weII done”

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Woman jokes
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Doctor: you’ll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.

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Doctors jokes
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What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

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Sea jokes
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So i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

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Fight jokes

Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?

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Family jokes
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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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Waiting jokes
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ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

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Poor jokes
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I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

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Puns jokes
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Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

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Stairs jokes

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”

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Little Johnny
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A mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.

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Dark Humor
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One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

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Transport jokes
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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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High jokes
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What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha

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Family jokes

I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

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Hit jokes
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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

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Priest jokes
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What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer?

A Father in law

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Priest jokes
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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

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Woman jokes
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The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…

It was tense.

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Puns jokes
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