Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 6 August

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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Hope jokes
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I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Fat jokes
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You have to do this and my sister said well I don’t care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.

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Family jokes

Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, “It looks like you have a cataract.” Asian guy says, “No Doc, I drive a Rincoln.”

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Doctors jokes
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Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”

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Dark Humor
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Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

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Hit jokes
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The teacher once said to some students?i was an orphan before your principle hired me.? the students said?oof that is sad? the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said?is anyone missing? the students said? your parents.? the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job

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Job jokes

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

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Dark Humor
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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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Puns jokes
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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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Fight jokes
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What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

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Fire jokes
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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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Hit jokes

Flag of Congo — Kinshasa @osowxvyy I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! i wanted to save him but a local stopped me. “that’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

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Poor jokes
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There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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Dark Humor
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What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

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Sea jokes
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Why don’t cows have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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Milk jokes
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NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!

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Hell jokes

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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Nut jokes
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If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?

The man, because he shouldn’t be driving in the kitchen.

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Woman jokes
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In the hospital paralyzed kid: I’m out walks out the room blind kid: you can walk?! mute kid: you can see?! deaf kid: you can talk?! doctor: wut the f(beep)k

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Doctors jokes
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Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone

Ex Boyfriend: how and why?

Girlfriend: Because your about to die

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Woman jokes
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Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive

If a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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Computer jokes
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