Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 30 August

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”

“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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Puns jokes
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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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Hit jokes

It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.

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Life jokes
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I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it

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Puns jokes
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What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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Waiting jokes
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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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Nut jokes

An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor

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Doctors jokes
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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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Computer jokes
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One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.

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Priest jokes
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UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES

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Poor jokes
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Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year

Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track

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Transport jokes

The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

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Dark Humor
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I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…

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Ex jokes
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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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Computer jokes
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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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Priest jokes
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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

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Priest jokes

What is the perfect job for a paedophile

A physical doctor for kids

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Job jokes
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What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

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Dark Humor
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When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.

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Woman jokes
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Daughter: “Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?” Father: "Ask your sister” Daughter: “I don’t have a…”

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Family jokes
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When Bubba’s condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

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Family jokes
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