Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 11 September

How does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

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Puns jokes
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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

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Nut jokes
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Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp.

Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs

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Stairs jokes

Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

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Dark Humor
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So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

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Family jokes
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I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.

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Job jokes
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What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean

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Smoking jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

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What’s the difference?
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I see some objects over there… oh never mind, that’s a woman.

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Woman jokes
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Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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Green jokes
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They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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Priest jokes
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A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”

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Little Johnny

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry

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Priest jokes
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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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Woman jokes
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What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer?

A Father in law

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Priest jokes
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Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

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Stairs jokes
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Yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage htm title=' ugly she made the deviel go to church'>truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church

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Poor jokes

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

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Life jokes
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I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.

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Game jokes
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To All The Naruto Fans:

Sharingan is red rasengan are blue if you dare touch my daughter ill chidori you

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Family jokes
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What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites.

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Computer jokes
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Teacher: what’s your favorite animal

Me: Desert Eagle

Teacher:why?

Me:cause it fits in my backpack

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Teacher jokes
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