Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 30 June

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

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Hit jokes
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Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

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Transport jokes
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Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

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Poor jokes

Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.

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Puns jokes
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This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

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Hope jokes
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So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

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Family jokes
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What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim?

A school bus full of kids drowning

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Transport jokes

Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening

Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs

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Stairs jokes
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When I become a parent I’m gonna regergetate my food to feed my children.

It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.

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Family jokes
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Person: ‘Doctor, doctor I’ve only got 50 seconds to live’

Doctor: ‘Just give me a minute’

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Doctors jokes
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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

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Lost jokes
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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

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Fat jokes

Jack took jill up a hill to have a picknic but jack and jill got drunk they then jill unzipped jacks fly then said you know you want me to he said yes so she took off her dress and bra jack took his pants and shirt off to they both went in the well together and playd a game jacks candy stick in jills candy stick next jill was suking jacks candy stick while jack licked htm title=' sat on jacks candy stick while making out'>and sucked her candy stick then jill sat on jacks candy stick while making out

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Drunk jokes
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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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Computer jokes
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What to gift a child molester, who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers

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Priest jokes
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door?

Matt

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Dark Humor
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The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes

Whats stephan hawkings called on fire

Hotwheels:)

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Fire jokes
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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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Sea jokes
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I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born

Whats sad and has no life. the person reding this

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Life jokes
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My grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.

No witnessess

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Dark Humor
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What do you do when your dish washer stops working

Hit your wife harder

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Hit jokes
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