Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 8 August

[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:… god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.

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Hell jokes
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Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

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Game jokes

/en/doctor

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Doctors jokes
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Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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Green jokes
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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

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Waiting jokes
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What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Milk jokes

What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation

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Transport jokes
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Why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary

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Fire jokes
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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

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Dark Humor
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This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.

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Straight jokes
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When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

‘PNEIS’

And form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered ‘SPINE’ are doctors.

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Doctors jokes

I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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Hit jokes
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Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..

He has no legs…

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Dark Humor
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A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

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Milk jokes
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“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man

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Job jokes
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Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute, delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H). " Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

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Woman jokes

One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

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Transport jokes
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What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

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Hit jokes
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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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What’s the difference?
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What’s red green and smells like shit

…red and green shit

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Green jokes
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A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’

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Woman jokes
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