Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 7 September

So this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

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Hope jokes
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Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick

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Family jokes

Whats green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Green jokes
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Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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Priest jokes
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Vagina jokes aren’t funny.

Moist of the time.

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Woman jokes
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An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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Dark Humor

Why do orphan eat cereal with water

Because dad never came back with the milk

I have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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Milk jokes
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If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

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Dark Humor
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I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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Hit jokes
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You are the reason double doors were invented

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Fat jokes
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What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child

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Priest jokes

Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

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Poor jokes
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Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

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Transport jokes
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What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

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Stairs jokes
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What’s under the bottom?

Your legs.

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Dark Humor
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When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak

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Nut jokes

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies

I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What’s the difference?
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I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me

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Hit jokes
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Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

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Poor jokes
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My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

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Paint jokes
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then they would be called bagels!???

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Sea jokes
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