Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 3 October

I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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High jokes
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What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

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Sea jokes
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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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Dark Humor

You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.

You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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Dream jokes
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What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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Nut jokes
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So this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

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Hope jokes
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What’s black and yellow and cant swim?

A School Bus Full Of Orphans

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Transport jokes

Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?

They have to see the food to eat

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Sea jokes
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If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

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Puns jokes
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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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Fat jokes
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What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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What’s the difference?
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My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

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Dream jokes

This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.

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Straight jokes
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Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…

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Dark Humor
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My doctor said “you have 1year to live”

I said " you wanna bet"

Bam a gun shot

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Doctors jokes
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What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

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Hit jokes
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What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

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Computer jokes

A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”

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Doctors jokes
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Why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around

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Stick jokes
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“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

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Ex jokes
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My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

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Milk jokes
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What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

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Game jokes
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