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A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there’s a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That’s great! You’re hired! " The man smiles. “Really? I’m so glad, because I really need this Yob.”

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Job jokes
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Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?

He mist.

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Transport jokes

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

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Hit jokes
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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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Fight jokes
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Whats the difference between a lambo and a boner

Your sister didnt give me a lambo

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Family jokes
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What’s under the bottom?

Your legs.

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Dark Humor

I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”

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Fire jokes
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Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti

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Poor jokes
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What do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

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Sea jokes
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

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Sea jokes
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Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Job jokes

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Fat jokes
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What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

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Paint jokes
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What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder

Stephen hawking

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Dark Humor
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My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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Milk jokes
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What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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What’s the difference?

You when you face the boss the first time::) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase::( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: ( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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Straight jokes
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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Computer jokes
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Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!

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Dream jokes
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Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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Stairs jokes
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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

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Waiting jokes
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