Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 27 January

What’s New York’s favourite game?

2001 flight simulator

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Game jokes
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What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

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Life jokes
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When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale

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Hit jokes

Are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.

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Dark Humor
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Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

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Priest jokes
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Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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Green jokes
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It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

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Game jokes

What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife?

The first is easier to bury.

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What’s the difference?
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Ow! you hit the spot!

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Nut jokes
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My life is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.

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Life jokes
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I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions…

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

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Dark Humor
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There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”

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Hit jokes

Where do mermaids get a job?

At the kelp wanted station

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Job jokes
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Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening

Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs

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Stairs jokes
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Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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Fat jokes
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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

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Job jokes
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What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim?

A school bus full of kids drowning

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Transport jokes

What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha

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Family jokes
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Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

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Dark Humor
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The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes
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There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says “why is a young man like you smoking? ”. The man turns around and says “why the f@ck are you wearing trainers…”

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Smoking jokes
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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche??

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Milk jokes
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