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What’s green and smells of bacon???

KERMITS FINGERS??

Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~

1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!

What is 14 inches long and starts with D

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

I cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.

Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A:How do you breathe through that little thing?

This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.

Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too.

By:Xzavier

It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site.

Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER

Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said “I found happiness through money and all of my assets.” The middle class man said “I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household.” The poor man said “I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me. ” And then the wall fell on them.

Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices