Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 7 June

Whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows?

Nothing i slit both of them

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What’s the difference?
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I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

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Hit jokes

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

Let go of my nose

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Dark Humor
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What do you call a train that stalls?

The little engine that couldn’t!

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Transport jokes
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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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Dream jokes
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What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

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Milk jokes

You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.

You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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Dream jokes
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What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

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Dark Humor
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A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s. ” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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Doctors jokes
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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

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Computer jokes
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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him. Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms. Dad: exactly son.

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Family jokes

Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.

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Priest jokes
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What do priest and doctors have in common?

They both do physicals on kids.

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Priest jokes
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If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?

The man, because he shouldn’t be driving in the kitchen.

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Woman jokes
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What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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Nut jokes
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What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Sea jokes

Why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

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Dark Humor
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Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

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Poor jokes
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What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. They just waved

Did you sea what I did there?

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Sea jokes
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Roses are red my heart my heart is dead I have a gun straight to my head

What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole

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Straight jokes
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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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Fight jokes
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