Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 7 December

The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes
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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

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Dark Humor
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What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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Nut jokes

I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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Hit jokes
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As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

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Life jokes
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Kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under cardiac arrest kids — htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'> poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper — AH MAN!!

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Poor jokes
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I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

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Puns jokes

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.

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Dark Humor
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A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said “you are what we are looking for, but i need to test your skills. ” he hands her a pen He said “sell me this pen” She puts in between her boobs.

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Job jokes
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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay

Bagels

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Sea jokes
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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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Stairs jokes
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Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.

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Priest jokes

If trees could kill you, they wood.

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Puns jokes
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Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus

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Transport jokes
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Whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it

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Fire jokes
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I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “what do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed. Most women can’t pull off sarcasm

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Woman jokes
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%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

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Game jokes

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

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Waiting jokes
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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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Waiting jokes
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Why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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Dark Humor
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A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man’s wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What’s the good news? “We managed to save his arm. ” “What’s the bad news?” “We couldn’t save the rest of him.”

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Doctors jokes
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On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P

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Fire jokes
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