Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 12 October

My grief counselor died the other day

He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.

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Job jokes
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Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

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Drunk jokes

Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

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Poor jokes
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Person: ‘Doctor, doctor I’ve only got 50 seconds to live’

Doctor: ‘Just give me a minute’

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Doctors jokes
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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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What’s the difference?
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Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

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Game jokes

Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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Green jokes
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Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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Stairs jokes
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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.

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Puns jokes
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If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

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Puns jokes
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Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

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Puns jokes

How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?

It depends on your speed.

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Paint jokes
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A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest

“There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!”

The priest shakes his head

“Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says

“Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”

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Priest jokes
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I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig

She started crying

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Dark Humor
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Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs???

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Stairs jokes
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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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Fat jokes

I keep looking for my girlfriends killer but no one wants to do it.

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Woman jokes
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Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

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Ex jokes
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Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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Puns jokes
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You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

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Dream jokes
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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

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Computer jokes
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