Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 16 December

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

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High jokes
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I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.

No pun in ten did

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Puns jokes

As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

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Job jokes
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Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

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Priest jokes
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What’s the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.

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Family jokes
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My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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Computer jokes

The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes
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What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??

I don’t know, I just fly the drone

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Transport jokes
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You’re so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn’t tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

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Doctors jokes
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Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed. But she has to. She’s his mom.

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Woman jokes
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One, if you throw it hard enough.

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Paint jokes

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!??????

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Sea jokes
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What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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Waiting jokes
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I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”

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Dark Humor
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Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

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Transport jokes
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I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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Puns jokes

How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet

Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far

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Stick jokes
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%%Rules of Dark humor:

All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.

No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.

Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.

Sincerely, Zane

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Life jokes
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What do you call a train with buble gum?

A chew chew train

Oh man im depressed

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Transport jokes
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A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, "I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, "me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock

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Job jokes
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I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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Dark Humor
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