Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 23 October

I really hate waiting to die… Its taking a lifetime

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Waiting jokes
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What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

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Life jokes
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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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Puns jokes

How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Family jokes
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Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

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Poor jokes
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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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Stairs jokes
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What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor

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Hit jokes

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

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Transport jokes
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What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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What’s the difference?
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What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry

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Priest jokes
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I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house

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Dream jokes
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Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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Life jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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What’s the difference?
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The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes
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I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA

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Stick jokes
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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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Puns jokes
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What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Dark Humor

Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next

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Waiting jokes
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Whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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Green jokes
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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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Priest jokes
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Where animal does Russian milk come from?

Moscows

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Milk jokes
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What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang…

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Dark Humor
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