Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 24 November
| Dark Humor |
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
| Fire jokes |
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
| Family jokes |
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
| Computer jokes |
| Puns jokes |
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
| Priest jokes |
Why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around
| Stick jokes |
| Milk jokes |
So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says “alreight so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says “ so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says”I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says” so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says” ok here you go” so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink
| Bar jokes |
An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor
| Doctors jokes |
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
| Transport jokes |
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him.?? and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he’s going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do??.
| Poor jokes |
| Priest jokes |
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
| Game jokes |
| Game jokes |
| Fight jokes |
All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
Sincerely, Zane
| Life jokes |
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
| Nut jokes |
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard
| Computer jokes |
What’s green and smells of bacon???
KERMITS FINGERS??
Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
| Green jokes |
A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
| Puns jokes |
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