Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 3 August
| Poor jokes |
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
| Job jokes |
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard
| Computer jokes |
| Stairs jokes |
You’re so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn’t tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
| Doctors jokes |
It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.
| Life jokes |
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
| Dark Humor |
| High jokes |
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
What goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
| Stairs jokes |
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
| Puns jokes |
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
| Dark Humor |
| Fire jokes |
If u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…
Elephants never forget.
| Ex jokes |
| Hit jokes |
| Life jokes |
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!??????
| Sea jokes |
| Fat jokes |
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
| Hope jokes |
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
| Priest jokes |
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
| Life jokes |
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
| Dark Humor |
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