Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 5 August

Today; Worst day ever

My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.

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Transport jokes
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What do you call a green camel.

My parents left me.

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Green jokes

Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, “It looks like you have a cataract.” Asian guy says, “No Doc, I drive a Rincoln.”

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Doctors jokes
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Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

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Dark Humor
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What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Sea jokes
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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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Puns jokes

Daughter: I know this is weird but I feel like that someone is watching me when I am sleeping.

Father: Sorry

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Family jokes
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Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

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Job jokes
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Yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Fat jokes
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What is a tornado favorite game?

Twister!

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Game jokes
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I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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Lost jokes

Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

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Family jokes
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You use your legs as support you count on your fingers

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Dark Humor
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I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

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Stick jokes
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Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs — to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth — a gummy bear! !!

What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

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Stairs jokes
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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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Hope jokes

A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”

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Stick jokes
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What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

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Life jokes
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One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!



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Woman jokes
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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!??

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Milk jokes
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What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

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Computer jokes
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