Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 30 September

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Computer jokes
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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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Fight jokes
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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

Au revouir, GGG

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Sea jokes

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

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High jokes
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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference?
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I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.

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Puns jokes
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What’s a orphan favourite game?

GTA because there actually wanted?

Lol

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Game jokes

I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.

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Stick jokes
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What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

SpaceX

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Ex jokes
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My doctor said “you have 1year to live”

I said " you wanna bet"

Bam a gun shot

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Doctors jokes
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What do priest and doctors have in common?

They both do physicals on kids.

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Priest jokes
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I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said “Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it’s just gonna taste like carrots!”

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Family jokes

So i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

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Fight jokes
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(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!

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Transport jokes
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their teams bench.

After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”

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Woman jokes
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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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Milk jokes
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What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

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What’s the difference?

My bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don’t let me see that smoking hot body

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Smoking jokes
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My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.

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Waiting jokes
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Woman: Doctor, where are we going? Doctor: To the morgue. Woman: I’m not dead yet, doctor. Doctor: We’re not at morgue yet, either

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Woman jokes
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I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!

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Puns jokes
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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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Computer jokes
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