Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 8 August

Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Game jokes
* * *

/en/doctor

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Doctors jokes
* * *

Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Green jokes

What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Milk jokes
* * *

I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Waiting jokes
* * *

[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:… god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Hell jokes
* * *

What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Transport jokes

Why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Fire jokes
* * *

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Dark Humor
* * *

I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Hit jokes
* * *

This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Straight jokes
* * *

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

‘PNEIS’

And form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered ‘SPINE’ are doctors.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Doctors jokes

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..

He has no legs…

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Dark Humor
* * *

“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Job jokes
* * *

One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Transport jokes
* * *

What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Hit jokes
* * *

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Milk jokes

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute, delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H). " Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Woman jokes
* * *

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
What’s the difference?
* * *

I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Puns jokes
* * *

Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Fat jokes
* * *

What’s red green and smells like shit

…red and green shit

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Green jokes
* * *
- up - << N E X T! >> random

© àíåêäîòîâ.net, 1997 - 2026