Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 8 July

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

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Hit jokes
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When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

‘PNEIS’

And form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered ‘SPINE’ are doctors.

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Doctors jokes

It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

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Game jokes
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What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer?

A Father in law

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Priest jokes
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What’s green then red all over?

A frog in a blender!:)

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Green jokes
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Why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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Dark Humor

What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha

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Family jokes
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What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.

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Transport jokes
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You have to do this and my sister said well I don’t care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.

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Family jokes
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Q: what’s stronger than family?

A: whatever tree Paul walker hit

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Hit jokes
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I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH

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Puns jokes

My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.

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Waiting jokes
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“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

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Ex jokes
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"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!

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Transport jokes
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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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Green jokes
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What can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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Sea jokes

Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

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Drunk jokes
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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

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Priest jokes
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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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Waiting jokes
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What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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What’s the difference?
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What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

The space bar!

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Computer jokes
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