Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 24 December

How do asians name there kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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Stairs jokes
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Kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under cardiac arrest kids — htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'> poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper — AH MAN!!

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Poor jokes

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Transport jokes
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Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not…

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Drunk jokes
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My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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Computer jokes
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Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life

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Life jokes

Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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Nut jokes
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What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor

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Hit jokes
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A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’

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Woman jokes
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I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream

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Dream jokes
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A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, "I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, "me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock

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Job jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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What’s the difference?
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What’s black and yellow and cant swim?

A School Bus Full Of Orphans

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Transport jokes
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What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

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Ex jokes
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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Smoking jokes
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Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs

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Game jokes

Tomorrow is Christmas and I’m giving myself a present that I can’t wait to open. It’s my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)

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Waiting jokes
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Q: What do u call a boomerang that are not coming back A: a stick

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Stick jokes
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Going to church, you don’t think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don’t think, you are straight.

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Straight jokes
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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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Fight jokes
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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

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Transport jokes
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