Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 28 April

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

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Sea jokes
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Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

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Dark Humor

What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

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Green jokes
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What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha

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Family jokes
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You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

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Hope jokes
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I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!

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Priest jokes

Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

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Dream jokes
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So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can’t be with her because it’s illegal to marry your sister.

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Family jokes
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Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”

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Dark Humor
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Whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets

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What’s the difference?
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What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal???

LIFE

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Life jokes

I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.

If you throw it hard enough.

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Doctors jokes
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I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “what do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed. Most women can’t pull off sarcasm

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Woman jokes
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Yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

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Poor jokes
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Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-

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Hell jokes
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What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?

Transparent

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Woman jokes

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it Leaves and never comes back

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Family jokes
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Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

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Puns jokes
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Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing

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Game jokes
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What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down

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Dark Humor
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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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Priest jokes
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