Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 12 July

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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Priest jokes
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Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

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Dream jokes

I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig

She started crying

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Dark Humor
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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D

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Puns jokes
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Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life

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Life jokes
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A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink … when he finished the doctor told him: from now on take off the spoon.

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Doctors jokes

Where do mermaids get a job?

At the kelp wanted station

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Job jokes
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One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

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Transport jokes
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A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death”

And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”

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Fat jokes
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Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…

My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care

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Job jokes
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I told her roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what the hell happened to you!! MF???

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Hell jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

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Transport jokes
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This boy heard from a friend that if you tell an adult “I know the whole truth” they will be all weird so he went home and told his mom “I know the whole truth” and she gave him 20$ and said to keep quiet. Pleased when his dad got home he said “I know the whole truth” and his dad gave him 40$ an said don’t tell mom. really pleased he met the mailman the next day and said “I know the whole truth” then the mailman got down on his knee opened his arms and said come to daddy.

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Family jokes
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What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?

Borderlands.

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Game jokes
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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

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Poor jokes
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Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”

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Dark Humor

Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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Green jokes
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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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Computer jokes
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Yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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Fat jokes
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What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Milk jokes
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I just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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Lost jokes
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