Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 4 June

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Fat jokes
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It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.

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Life jokes
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What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…

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Stick jokes

Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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Fat jokes
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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference?
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Today; Worst day ever

My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.

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Transport jokes
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My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.

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Life jokes

What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

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Game jokes
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The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed

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Hit jokes
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What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry

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Priest jokes
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Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!

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Dream jokes
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I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

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Puns jokes

911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up

Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees

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Dark Humor
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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

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What’s the difference?
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A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”

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Transport jokes
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This isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

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Job jokes
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What’s a orphan favourite game?

GTA because there actually wanted?

Lol

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Game jokes

My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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Computer jokes
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Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the?im not a robot? test

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Poor jokes
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If u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…

Elephants never forget.

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Ex jokes
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How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.

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Stairs jokes
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3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: “Local calls are free”.

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Hell jokes
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