Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 9 June

Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

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Computer jokes
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Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

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Puns jokes

What do you call a fake speedrunner?

Dream

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Dream jokes
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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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Hit jokes
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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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High jokes
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What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer?

A Father in law

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Priest jokes

Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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Milk jokes
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I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

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Dark Humor
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Whats green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Green jokes
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What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes

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What’s the difference?
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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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Fight jokes

Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.

The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.”. Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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What’s the difference?
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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Fat jokes
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Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again

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Milk jokes
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What can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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Sea jokes
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Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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Life jokes

Whats the difference between a lambo and a boner

Your sister didnt give me a lambo

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Family jokes
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Yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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Fat jokes
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What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

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Dark Humor
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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

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Transport jokes
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What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire

Hot wheels

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Fire jokes
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