Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 27 July
So this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!
| Hope jokes |
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
| Hit jokes |
Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better
| Family jokes |
"I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.”
| Woman jokes |
| Green jokes |
| Stairs jokes |
It kept getting side-tracked.
| Transport jokes |
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
| Dark Humor |
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.
If you throw it hard enough.
| Doctors jokes |
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
| What’s the difference? |
| Fat jokes |
| Paint jokes |
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
| Puns jokes |
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
| Hit jokes |
| Puns jokes |
Why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
| Milk jokes |
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest
“There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!”
The priest shakes his head
“Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says
“Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
| Priest jokes |
Hang man
| Game jokes |
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D
| Puns jokes |
| Smoking jokes |
Your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
| Poor jokes |
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