Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 29 January

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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Waiting jokes
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You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.

You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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Dream jokes


I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.

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Transport jokes
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Dark Humor
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Puns jokes
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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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Computer jokes


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Doctors jokes
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Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists

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Dark Humor
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I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

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Stick jokes
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants. ” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

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Bar jokes
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Why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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Milk jokes


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Dark Humor
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Poor jokes
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Puns jokes
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High jokes
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Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …

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Family jokes


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Stairs jokes
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What’s the difference?
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Smoking jokes
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Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Job jokes
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Computer jokes
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