Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 15 December

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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Fight jokes
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The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes
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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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Computer jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

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Sea jokes
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Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.

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Priest jokes
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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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High jokes
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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Puns jokes

Why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!!!

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What’s the difference?
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You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.

You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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Dream jokes
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How do asians name there kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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Stairs jokes
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So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says “sorry kid but this is a family hospital”

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Doctors jokes
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Where do mermaids get a job?

At the kelp wanted station

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Job jokes

The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream

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Dream jokes
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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

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Stairs jokes
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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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Waiting jokes
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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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Priest jokes
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I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.

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Transport jokes

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own

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Poor jokes
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I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)

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Life jokes
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Transport jokes
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Yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Fat jokes
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What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

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Straight jokes
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