Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 16 June

Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me:??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me:???. My depression:?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.

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Dark Humor

Me: Are you okay?

Dentist: I’m just a bit surprised. When I said to you “spit it out” I wasn’t expecting you to say you’ve been shagging my wife.

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Woman jokes
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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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What’s the difference?
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All you need is a Razor Blade in life.

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Life jokes
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My doctor said “you have 1year to live”

I said " you wanna bet"

Bam a gun shot

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Doctors jokes

My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.

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Job jokes
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How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

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Family jokes
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If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people

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Dark Humor
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation

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Transport jokes
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My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.

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Life jokes

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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Nut jokes
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Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

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Sea jokes
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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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Fat jokes
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Doctor: you’ll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.

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Doctors jokes
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Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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Stairs jokes

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak

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Nut jokes
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What do polish people in??? Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers

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Stick jokes
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Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad…to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!

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Poor jokes
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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Fire jokes
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Watches sad movie with family

Everyone else: Crying

Sister: How aren’t you crying?

Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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Dark Humor
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