Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 24 June

Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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Fat jokes
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Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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Dark Humor
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The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked “What are you doing” and the Daughter replied “I wan’t the chocolate”

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Family jokes

Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

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Drunk jokes
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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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Green jokes
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A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

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Family jokes
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Why was the train late?

It kept getting side-tracked.

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Transport jokes

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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Priest jokes
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Why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around

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Stick jokes
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Doctor: you’ll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.

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Doctors jokes
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It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

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Game jokes
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(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!

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Transport jokes

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

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Hit jokes
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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?

It depends on your speed.

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Paint jokes
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An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

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Puns jokes
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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Fire jokes
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Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing

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Game jokes

When you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life

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Life jokes
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Michael Jakson gets really ill so he’s rushed to hospital. When they get there he says ‘am i in heaven?’ The doctor replies ‘Nah sir we’re just taking a quick shortcut through the children’s ward.’

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Doctors jokes
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What’s green then red all over?

A frog in a blender!:)

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Green jokes
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If you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.

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Hit jokes
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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

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Dark Humor
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