Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 28 January

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

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Sea jokes
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The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes

My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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Computer jokes
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What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What’s the difference?
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What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

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Life jokes
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Yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

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Poor jokes

Knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

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Dark Humor
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I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream

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Dream jokes
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I find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…

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Ex jokes
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I told my friend yesterday he’s literally my dad.

He didn’t show up for the rest of the year.

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Family jokes
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What can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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Sea jokes

You know the song getting drunk on a plane it was written by the pilot of the linerd skinerd pilot

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Drunk jokes
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What do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

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Sea jokes
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Stairs jokes
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Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was… not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it’s now the not so smart Indian’s turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, “Well I… I followed the train tracks, an… and shot th- the train… bu- but it kept going…”

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Transport jokes
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What’s a orphan favourite game?

GTA because there actually wanted?

Lol

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Game jokes

I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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Nut jokes
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What’s green and smells like bacon?

Kermit’s finger.

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Green jokes
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Doctor: you don’t have long to live. 10… Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9… 8… 7…

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Doctors jokes
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Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the?im not a robot? test

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Poor jokes
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Yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

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Fat jokes
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