Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 21 August

An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor

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Doctors jokes
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Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

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Dark Humor

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

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Hit jokes
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It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.

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Life jokes
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I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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Paint jokes
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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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Puns jokes

Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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Family jokes
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Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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Nut jokes
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The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

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Poor jokes
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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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Fat jokes
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What do you call a Dino stripper?

A dinowhore

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Nut jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.

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Dark Humor
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What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

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Doctors jokes
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Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

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Poor jokes
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I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked “What are you doing?” She replied, “Making a Creampie.”

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Family jokes
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Why should old womon never eat sea food?

Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Sea jokes

Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

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Waiting jokes
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Why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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Sea jokes
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/en/transport

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Transport jokes
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NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!

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Hell jokes
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What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap

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Game jokes
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