Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 3 March

Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer!

YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload.

Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh!

I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.

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Dream jokes

I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.

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Job jokes
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I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

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Hit jokes
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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.

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Puns jokes
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I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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Hope jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.

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Dark Humor
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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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What’s the difference?
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What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…

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Green jokes
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What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Sea jokes
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Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next

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Waiting jokes

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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Life jokes
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Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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Green jokes
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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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Hit jokes
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Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

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Puns jokes
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You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end

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Life jokes

I told her roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what the hell happened to you!! MF???

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Hell jokes
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“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.”

“Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.”

“Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”

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Fire jokes
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I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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Hit jokes
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You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.

You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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Dream jokes
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Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I’ve ever made.

Then I realize “My daughter isn’t THAT bad…”

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Family jokes
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