Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 30 June
Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
| Puns jokes |
| Transport jokes |
| Poor jokes |
| Hit jokes |
| Hope jokes |
A school bus full of kids drowning
| Transport jokes |
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
| Family jokes |
Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening
Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
| Stairs jokes |
| Lost jokes |
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
| Computer jokes |
Person: ‘Doctor, doctor I’ve only got 50 seconds to live’
Doctor: ‘Just give me a minute’
| Doctors jokes |
Jack took jill up a hill to have a picknic but jack and jill got drunk they then jill unzipped jacks fly then said you know you want me to he said yes so she took off her dress and bra jack took his pants and shirt off to they both went in the well together and playd a game jacks candy stick in jills candy stick next jill was suking jacks candy stick while jack licked htm title=' sat on jacks candy stick while making out'>and sucked her candy stick then jill sat on jacks candy stick while making out
| Drunk jokes |
When I become a parent I’m gonna regergetate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
| Family jokes |
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
| Fat jokes |
What to gift a child molester, who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers
| Priest jokes |
The doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.
| Woman jokes |
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
| Puns jokes |
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born
Whats sad and has no life. the person reding this
| Life jokes |
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door?
Matt
| Dark Humor |
Whats stephan hawkings called on fire
Hotwheels:)
| Fire jokes |
My grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.
No witnessess
| Dark Humor |
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
| Paint jokes |
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