Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 17 February

My life is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.

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Life jokes
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What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?

Borderlands.

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Game jokes
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My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

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Fight jokes

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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Computer jokes
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Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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Dark Humor
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How does a train eat?

Chew chew!

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Transport jokes
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What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

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Doctors jokes

How do we know Stephen is dying in hell

There’s a stairway to heaven.

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Hell jokes
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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

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Dark Humor
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A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, "I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, "me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock

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Job jokes
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What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry

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Priest jokes
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What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

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Straight jokes

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

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Puns jokes
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Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

You might be

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What’s the difference?
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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

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Lost jokes
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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”

“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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Puns jokes
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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

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Woman jokes

What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

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Game jokes
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A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)

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Hit jokes
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I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

What goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!

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Stairs jokes
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What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

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What’s the difference?
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What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten

Fork off

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Hope jokes
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