Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 8 November

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

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Sea jokes
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I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it

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Puns jokes
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Me: want to play 911

My little brother: what’s that

Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

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Dark Humor

Teacher: what’s your favorite animal

Me: Desert Eagle

Teacher:why?

Me:cause it fits in my backpack

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Teacher jokes
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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

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What’s the difference?
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2 boys came home for dinner late and their mother asked, “where have you boys been?” 1 of them replied with, “we were all over the neighborhood, we’re mail men now.” Their snobby teen sister said, “well your not real mail men, real mail men use real letters.” Then 1 of the boys said, “actually we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed.”

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Family jokes
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What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten

Fork off

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Hope jokes

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Computer jokes
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This isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

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Job jokes
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Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

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Hit jokes
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%%Dad: “Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?”

Son: “Nah, mostly men.”

Dad: “Do you think you’d be comfortable telling that to a judge in court…”

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Family jokes
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What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child

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Priest jokes

Doctor: you don’t have long to live. 10… Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9… 8… 7…

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Doctors jokes
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I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.

No pun in ten did

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Puns jokes
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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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What’s the difference?
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I wish i could be as visible as my depression is.

My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

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Dark Humor
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I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm she said “ is it because I warned him when hottness came” I said “ no, you don’t shut up

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Smoking jokes

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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Green jokes
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Your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

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Poor jokes
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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint

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Paint jokes
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Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes

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Straight jokes
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All you need is a Razor Blade in life.

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Life jokes
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