Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 18 July
I can never look at it
| Woman jokes |
| Fire jokes |
NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!
| Hell jokes |
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
| Dark Humor |
Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
| Milk jokes |
| Family jokes |
In the hospital paralyzed kid: I’m out walks out the room blind kid: you can walk?! mute kid: you can see?! deaf kid: you can talk?! doctor: wut the f(beep)k
| Doctors jokes |
| Transport jokes |
You wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
| What’s the difference? |
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
| Family jokes |
Two men were talking about their wives
The first man says “My wife is an angel.” The second man says “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
| Woman jokes |
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
| Green jokes |
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”
Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
| Dark Humor |
| Family jokes |
Person: ‘Doctor, doctor I’ve only got 50 seconds to live’
Doctor: ‘Just give me a minute’
| Doctors jokes |
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
| Smoking jokes |
Jack took jill up a hill to have a picknic but jack and jill got drunk they then jill unzipped jacks fly then said you know you want me to he said yes so she took off her dress and bra jack took his pants and shirt off to they both went in the well together and playd a game jacks candy stick in jills candy stick next jill was suking jacks candy stick while jack licked htm title=' sat on jacks candy stick while making out'>and sucked her candy stick then jill sat on jacks candy stick while making out
| Drunk jokes |
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
| Priest jokes |
| Puns jokes |
Q: what’s worst fingerbanging your sister? A: finding your dads wedding ring
| Family jokes |
| Fat jokes |
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