Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 4 June
| Fat jokes |
It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.
| Life jokes |
| Stick jokes |
| Fat jokes |
| Hit jokes |
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
| What’s the difference? |
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
| Game jokes |
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
| Transport jokes |
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.
| Life jokes |
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry
| Priest jokes |
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
| What’s the difference? |
| Computer jokes |
| Puns jokes |
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the?im not a robot? test
| Poor jokes |
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up
Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
| Dark Humor |
Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
| Dream jokes |
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
| Transport jokes |
If u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…
Elephants never forget.
| Ex jokes |
| Game jokes |
This isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
| Job jokes |
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
| Stairs jokes |
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
| What’s the difference? |
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