Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 3 October

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

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Sea jokes
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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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High jokes
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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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Dark Humor

So this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

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Hope jokes
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You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.

You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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Dream jokes
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What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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Nut jokes
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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?

They have to see the food to eat

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Sea jokes

What’s black and yellow and cant swim?

A School Bus Full Of Orphans

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Transport jokes
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If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

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Puns jokes
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What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

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Hit jokes
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Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…

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Dark Humor
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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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Fat jokes

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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What’s the difference?
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My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

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Dream jokes
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This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.

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Straight jokes
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What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

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Computer jokes
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My doctor said “you have 1year to live”

I said " you wanna bet"

Bam a gun shot

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Doctors jokes

A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”

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Doctors jokes
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“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

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Ex jokes
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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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Priest jokes
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I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

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Woman jokes
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My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents my one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked htm title=' that my dad whacked me with his dick'>by a stick i raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick

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Stick jokes
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