Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 16 October

Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

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Puns jokes
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What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor

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Hit jokes

Why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them

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Dark Humor
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What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

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High jokes
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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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Nut jokes
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Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!??????

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Sea jokes

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

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Stairs jokes
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What’s green and smells of bacon???

KERMITS FINGERS??

Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

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Green jokes
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You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end

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Life jokes
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What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A new born daughter…

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Family jokes
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A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’

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Woman jokes

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

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Lost jokes
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What do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga

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Game jokes
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The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes
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I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it… oh wait

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Waiting jokes
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Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet

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Transport jokes

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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Milk jokes
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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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Fight jokes
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Why are short people so angry?? Cause their closer to hell

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Hell jokes
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What is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?

…a girl scout that got hit by a car

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Green jokes
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So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”

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Fight jokes
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