Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 8 October

What do you call a Dino stripper?

A dinowhore

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Nut jokes
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My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She’s got my sister’s eyes.

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Family jokes

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

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Computer jokes
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I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.

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Dark Humor
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What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

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Life jokes
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Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”

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Dark Humor

Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

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Game jokes
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Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.

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Family jokes
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The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed

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Hit jokes
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Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

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Poor jokes
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A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, "I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, "me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock

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Job jokes

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs

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Stairs jokes
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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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Milk jokes
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What’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

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What’s the difference?
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Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

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Fire jokes
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I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born

Whats sad and has no life. the person reding this

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Life jokes

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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Green jokes
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The secret to dark humor is the delivery… oh wait, the baby was stillborn.

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Waiting jokes
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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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Puns jokes
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My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet

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Puns jokes
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What was the drug addict’s favorite nursery rhyme? I’m a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out

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Smoking jokes
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