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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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Stairs jokes
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Kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under cardiac arrest kids — htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'> poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper — AH MAN!!

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Poor jokes

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Computer jokes
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Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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Puns jokes
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What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

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Doctors jokes
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There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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Dark Humor

This isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

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Job jokes
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All you need is a Razor Blade in life.

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Life jokes
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What is a lion call as a baby cocota

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Family jokes
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What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten

Fork off

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Hope jokes
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What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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What’s the difference?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.

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Dark Humor
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What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

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Sea jokes
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Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?

He mist.

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Transport jokes
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What do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

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Sea jokes
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A little girl beinng Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”

Priest: “What did you do Child?”

Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.”

Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?”

Girl: “Because he touched my hand.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)

Girl: “Yes father.”

Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.”

Girl: “Then he touched my breast.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast)

Girl: “Yes father.”

Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: “Yes father.”

Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!”

Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch. ”

Girl: “But father he had AIDS!”

Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”

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Priest jokes

What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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What’s the difference?
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Yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Fat jokes
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“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

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Ex jokes
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What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef

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Stairs jokes
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What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack

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Fight jokes
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