Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 28 July

Doctor: you don’t have long to live. 10… Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9… 8… 7…

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Doctors jokes
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I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

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Puns jokes

I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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Woman jokes
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Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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Green jokes
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What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder

Stephen hawking

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Dark Humor
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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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Woman jokes

Sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker

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Stick jokes
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Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

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Game jokes
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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

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Dark Humor
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People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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What’s the difference?
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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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Dream jokes

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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Nut jokes
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Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.

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Poor jokes
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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya

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Milk jokes
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There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

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Stairs jokes
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Why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

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Dark Humor

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.

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Life jokes
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A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I’m sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live." The man says " 10! ? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?" The doctor calmly replies “Nine”

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Doctors jokes
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What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

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What’s the difference?
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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor

The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

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Priest jokes
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My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons

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Woman jokes
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