Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 17 January

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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Priest jokes
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Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That’s means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

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Family jokes

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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What’s the difference?
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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

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Dark Humor
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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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High jokes
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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Fat jokes

Wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?

Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer

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Job jokes
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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D

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Puns jokes
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Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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Green jokes
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Transport jokes
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Why did the silly girl?? put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams.??

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Dream jokes

What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

The space bar!

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Computer jokes
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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

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Lost jokes
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I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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Paint jokes
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I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.

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Fire jokes
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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife?

The first is easier to bury.

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What’s the difference?

[Çàïðåò ïóáëèêàöèè îò ÐÎÑÊÎÌÍÀÄÇÎÐ]

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Stairs jokes
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Why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is.??

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Life jokes
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Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.

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Hit jokes
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According to all known laws of aviation,

There is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Oan you believe this is happening?

I can’t. I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That’s me!

Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118, 000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

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Stairs jokes
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Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS

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Poor jokes
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