Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 6 July

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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Stairs jokes
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What do you call a train with buble gum?

A chew chew train

Oh man im depressed

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Transport jokes

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

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Dark Humor
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What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

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What’s the difference?
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Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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Puns jokes
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Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

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Family jokes

Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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Fat jokes
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I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

What goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!

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Stairs jokes
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/en/doctor

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Doctors jokes
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What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

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High jokes
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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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What’s the difference?

Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

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Dark Humor
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What’s green and smells of bacon???

KERMITS FINGERS??

Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

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Green jokes
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I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions

Onions was a good dog

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Dark Humor
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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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Woman jokes
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Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, “It looks like you have a cataract.” Asian guy says, “No Doc, I drive a Rincoln.”

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Doctors jokes

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?

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Drunk jokes
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When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath???

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Dark Humor
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Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways.??

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Sea jokes
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As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

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Job jokes
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Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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Fat jokes
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