Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 7 January

You’re so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn’t tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

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Doctors jokes
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How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad’s c–k tastes like s–t!

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Family jokes

How do asians name there kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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Stairs jokes
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I was watching my daughter play at the park, a woman came up to me and asked which one was mine, I said I was still choosing.

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Woman jokes
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Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

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Drunk jokes
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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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Waiting jokes

The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

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Transport jokes
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What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.

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Sea jokes
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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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What’s the difference?
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When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath???

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Dark Humor
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Does an orphanage have daddy issues

Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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Milk jokes

Where do mermaids get a job?

At the kelp wanted station

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Job jokes
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My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media — it was a picture of me.

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Family jokes
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I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

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Hit jokes
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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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What’s the difference?
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Person: ‘Doctor, doctor I’ve only got 50 seconds to live’

Doctor: ‘Just give me a minute’

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Doctors jokes

Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that’s my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds “those are my headlights.” He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down “daddy whats that?” The dad replies “that’s my car.” He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says “you can lay with me.” He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see’s them going at it he then yells “mommy turn on you’re headlights daddy’s parking his car in you’re garage!” THUD

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Family jokes
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What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

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Game jokes
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Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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Fat jokes
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Daughter: Dad, what’s your opinion on abortions?

Dad: Ask your sister

Daughter: But I don’t have a sister

Dad: Exactly

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Family jokes
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My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents my one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked htm title=' that my dad whacked me with his dick'>by a stick i raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick

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Stick jokes
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