Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 15 April

My wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

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Computer jokes
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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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What’s the difference?

How do asians name there kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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Stairs jokes
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I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it… oh wait

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Waiting jokes
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I walked in to the doctors surgery and and he said to me “pick a star sign any star sign” “I said Capricorn” He said “Nahh you got cancer”

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Doctors jokes
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What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

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What’s the difference?

What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

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Life jokes
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What do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

They both hang from trees

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Dark Humor
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The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked “What are you doing” and the Daughter replied “I wan’t the chocolate”

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Family jokes
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“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man

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Job jokes
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Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, “It looks like you have a cataract.” Asian guy says, “No Doc, I drive a Rincoln.”

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Doctors jokes

Why was the train late?

It kept getting side-tracked.

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Transport jokes
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Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

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Nut jokes
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One, if you throw it hard enough.

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Paint jokes
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This isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

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Job jokes
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Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

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Priest jokes

I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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Puns jokes
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What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal???

LIFE

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Life jokes
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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Smoking jokes
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Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind

Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally

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Dark Humor
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What do you call terrible milk?

Udder Bullshit

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Milk jokes
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