Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 20 December

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

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What’s the difference?
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I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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Hit jokes

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

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Puns jokes
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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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Computer jokes
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Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again

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Milk jokes
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Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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Fat jokes

An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor

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Doctors jokes
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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

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Poor jokes
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Me- crying in the shower

Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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Dark Humor
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When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

‘PNEIS’

And form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered ‘SPINE’ are doctors.

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Doctors jokes
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So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can’t be with her because it’s illegal to marry your sister.

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Family jokes

“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

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Ex jokes
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I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

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Hit jokes
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What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

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Milk jokes
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I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM

BEFORE I GOT HIGH

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High jokes
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A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”

The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”

Guess who dies next.

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Family jokes

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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Fight jokes
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Michael Jakson gets really ill so he’s rushed to hospital. When they get there he says ‘am i in heaven?’ The doctor replies ‘Nah sir we’re just taking a quick shortcut through the children’s ward.’

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Doctors jokes
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Did you hear about Alicia’s car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.

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Drunk jokes
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What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten

Fork off

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Hope jokes
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Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs

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Game jokes
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