Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 10 December

The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream

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Dream jokes
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What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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Green jokes
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So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

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Family jokes

I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

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Hit jokes
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I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.

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Puns jokes
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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies

I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What’s the difference?
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Woman: Doctor, where are we going? Doctor: To the morgue. Woman: I’m not dead yet, doctor. Doctor: We’re not at morgue yet, either

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Woman jokes

Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…

My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care

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Job jokes
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IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?

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Hell jokes
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What do you call a green camel.

My parents left me.

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Green jokes
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What do you call a train with buble gum?

A chew chew train

Oh man im depressed

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Transport jokes
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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Dark Humor

Why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around

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Stick jokes
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

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Dark Humor
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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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What’s the difference?
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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

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Puns jokes
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A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew tumed up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family’s 5.year.old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and ll spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. "mey chatted with her, let her slt with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little lobs to do here and there to make her feel Important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a poy envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her $1 0 "pay ’ to the bank the next day to start a savings account When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally Impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, ‘l worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us.’ ‘Oh, my goodness gracious,’ said the teller, ‘and will you be working on the house again this week, too?’ The little girl replied, "l will, it those assholes at Lowe’s ever deliver the tucking sheet rock ’

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Family jokes

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why

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Transport jokes
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What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

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Fire jokes
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I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

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Hit jokes
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What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

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Dark Humor
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What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry

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Priest jokes
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