Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 6 February

Woman: Doctor, where are we going? Doctor: To the morgue. Woman: I’m not dead yet, doctor. Doctor: We’re not at morgue yet, either

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Woman jokes
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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

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Dark Humor

What do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

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Sea jokes
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Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

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Puns jokes
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What fell down the tree first the emo or the apple

Guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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Dark Humor
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You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end

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Life jokes

Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.

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Family jokes
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How does a train eat?

Chew chew!

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Transport jokes
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You are the reason double doors were invented

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Fat jokes
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What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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What’s the difference?
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I just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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Lost jokes

A little girl beinng Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”

Priest: “What did you do Child?”

Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.”

Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?”

Girl: “Because he touched my hand.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)

Girl: “Yes father.”

Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.”

Girl: “Then he touched my breast.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast)

Girl: “Yes father.”

Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: “Yes father.”

Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!”

Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch. ”

Girl: “But father he had AIDS!”

Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”

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Priest jokes
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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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Hope jokes
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Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.

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Dark Humor
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A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)

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Hit jokes
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Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

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Priest jokes

Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick

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Stick jokes
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Here’s a better version of a previous joke:

I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

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Milk jokes
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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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Priest jokes
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I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

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Puns jokes
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Daughter: I know this is weird but I feel like that someone is watching me when I am sleeping.

Father: Sorry

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Family jokes
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