Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 4 October

Why don’t cows have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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Milk jokes
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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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What’s the difference?

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

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Sea jokes
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Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

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Fat jokes
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The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes
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What do you call a dog with no legs…

My asian neighbors dinner.



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Dark Humor

I keep looking for my girlfriends killer but no one wants to do it.

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Woman jokes
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Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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Green jokes
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Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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Priest jokes
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Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next

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Waiting jokes
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Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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Stairs jokes

Did you hear about Alicia’s car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.

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Drunk jokes
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Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??

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Dark Humor
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Q: what’s stronger than family?

A: whatever tree Paul walker hit

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Hit jokes
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A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s. ” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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Doctors jokes
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How does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

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Puns jokes

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!??????

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Sea jokes
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My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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Computer jokes
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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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What’s the difference?
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IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?

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Hell jokes
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Where do mermaids get a job?

At the kelp wanted station

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Job jokes
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