Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 20 September

Watches sad movie with family

Everyone else: Crying

Sister: How aren’t you crying?

Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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Dark Humor
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What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.

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Transport jokes

What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal???

LIFE

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Life jokes
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My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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Computer jokes
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If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

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Puns jokes
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A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death”

And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”

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Fat jokes

Why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them

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Dark Humor
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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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What’s the difference?
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A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there’s a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That’s great! You’re hired! " The man smiles. “Really? I’m so glad, because I really need this Yob.”

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Job jokes
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What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A new born daughter…

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Family jokes
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Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

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Stairs jokes

What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.

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Stairs jokes
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What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

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Straight jokes
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I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA

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Stick jokes
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So a neutron went to a bar, he asked the bartender how much for a beer, the bartender said, " For you, NO charge."

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Bar jokes
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A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I’m sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live." The man says " 10! ? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?" The doctor calmly replies “Nine”

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Doctors jokes

I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

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Hit jokes
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School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

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Hell jokes
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Tomorrow is Christmas and I’m giving myself a present that I can’t wait to open. It’s my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)

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Waiting jokes
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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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Woman jokes
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I just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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Lost jokes
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