Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 15 May

Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Job jokes
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Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs — to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth — a gummy bear! !!

What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

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Stairs jokes

A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man’s wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What’s the good news? “We managed to save his arm. ” “What’s the bad news?” “We couldn’t save the rest of him.”

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Doctors jokes
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What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

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What’s the difference?
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What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

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Straight jokes
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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To see who’s hanging around.

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Dark Humor

Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer!

YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload.

Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh!

I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.

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Dream jokes
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My grief counselor died the other day

He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.

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Job jokes
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My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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Computer jokes
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Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus

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Transport jokes
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Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

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Puns jokes

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

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Dark Humor
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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

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Computer jokes
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Ow! you hit the spot!

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Nut jokes
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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference?
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You know the song getting drunk on a plane it was written by the pilot of the linerd skinerd pilot

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Drunk jokes

What do you call a fake speedrunner?

Dream

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Dream jokes
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My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a “get well soon” card with each one of them!

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Bar jokes
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Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”

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Waiting jokes
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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

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Waiting jokes
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The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes
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