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A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink … when he finished the doctor told him: from now on take off the spoon.

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Doctors jokes
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What’s under the bottom?

Your legs.

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Dark Humor

You know the song getting drunk on a plane it was written by the pilot of the linerd skinerd pilot

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Drunk jokes
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I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

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Puns jokes
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away… Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough…???

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Doctors jokes
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There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”

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Hit jokes

What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid?

One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

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Dark Humor
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Why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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Dark Humor
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Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants

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Poor jokes
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"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!

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Transport jokes
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The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

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Poor jokes

I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

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Computer jokes
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To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

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Transport jokes
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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint

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Paint jokes
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Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.

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Family jokes
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What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??

I don’t know, I just fly the drone

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Transport jokes

Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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Puns jokes
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You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

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Dream jokes
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The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

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Life jokes
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What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

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Fire jokes
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What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal???

LIFE

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Life jokes
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