Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 21 October

Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …

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Family jokes
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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

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Computer jokes

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.

The doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.

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Woman jokes
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Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.

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Poor jokes
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Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.

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Dark Humor
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Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

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Hit jokes

What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

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Puns jokes
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Whats green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Green jokes
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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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Dream jokes
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What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A new born daughter…

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Family jokes
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I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.

If you throw it hard enough.

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Doctors jokes

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

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Computer jokes
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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Puns jokes
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Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp.

Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs

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Stairs jokes
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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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Green jokes
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What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

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What’s the difference?

My grief counselor died the other day

He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.

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Job jokes
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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Fire jokes
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The difference between dark jokes and morbid is

Dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and

Morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What’s the difference?
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How do we know Stephen is dying in hell

There’s a stairway to heaven.

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Hell jokes
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What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang…

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Dark Humor
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