Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 30 November

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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Priest jokes
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What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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Waiting jokes

Jon said:What do you call a pregnant woman? Mike said: I don’t know what? Jon said: kinder surprise

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Woman jokes
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What can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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Sea jokes
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What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

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Life jokes
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Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

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Game jokes

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

So it could have sweet dreams.

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Dream jokes
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You’re so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn’t tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

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Doctors jokes
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Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.

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Priest jokes
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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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Nut jokes
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What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

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What’s the difference?

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

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Dark Humor
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Michael Jakson gets really ill so he’s rushed to hospital. When they get there he says ‘am i in heaven?’ The doctor replies ‘Nah sir we’re just taking a quick shortcut through the children’s ward.’

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Doctors jokes
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I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it

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Puns jokes
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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands

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Green jokes
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You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end

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Life jokes

What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?

Borderlands.

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Game jokes
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Where do mermaids get a job?

At the kelp wanted station

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Job jokes
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Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

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Dark Humor
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So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

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Family jokes
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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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What’s the difference?
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