Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 14 August

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Dream jokes
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Puns jokes
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Game jokes


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Woman jokes
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Sea jokes
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Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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Puns jokes
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I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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Dark Humor


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Family jokes
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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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Priest jokes
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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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Stairs jokes
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Puns jokes
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Why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is.??

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Life jokes


Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

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Waiting jokes
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Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!

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Transport jokes
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Job jokes
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I was in a toxic relationship. After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy. Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

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Ex jokes
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Doctors jokes


What was Frankenstein’s second job? – He was a bodybuilder.

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Job jokes
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Milk jokes
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I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”

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Stairs jokes
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Transport jokes
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A woman walks into a doctor’s office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it’s her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they’re unlike anything he’s heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, ‘Well I have good news and bad news.’ The woman says, ‘I’ll hear the good news first please. ’ The doctor replies ‘The good news is we’re naming a disease after you!’

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Woman jokes
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