Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 10 September
Kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under cardiac arrest kids — htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'> poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper — AH MAN!!
| Poor jokes |
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
| Puns jokes |
| Life jokes |
A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’
| Woman jokes |
| Hit jokes |
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
| Dark Humor |
Doctor: you’ll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.
| Doctors jokes |
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
| Fat jokes |
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs — to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth — a gummy bear! !!
What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
| Stairs jokes |
According to all known laws of aviation,
There is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Oan you believe this is happening?
I can’t. I’ll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I’m excited.
Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B’s.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That’s me!
Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118, 000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
| Stairs jokes |
Friend: Want to play fall guys?
Friend 2: Yup
Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going?
Friend 2: I’m gonna jump off
| Waiting jokes |
What’s red green and smells like shit
…red and green shit
| Green jokes |
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!??
| Milk jokes |
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
| What’s the difference? |
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute, delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H). " Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
| Woman jokes |
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?
| Dream jokes |
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
| Fire jokes |
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind
Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
| Dark Humor |
| Fat jokes |
My grief counselor died the other day
He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.
| Job jokes |
| Dark Humor |
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