Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 16 July

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Fat jokes
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"I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.”

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Woman jokes

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”

“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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Puns jokes
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Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

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Game jokes
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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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High jokes
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My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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Computer jokes

How does a train eat?

Chew chew!

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Transport jokes
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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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Waiting jokes
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I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said “i am still choosing” she looked horrified

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Family jokes
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Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan

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Dark Humor
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It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

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Game jokes

My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Fire jokes
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I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.

I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”

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Priest jokes
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You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.

You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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Dream jokes
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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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Stairs jokes
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An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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Dark Humor

We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.

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Poor jokes
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What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

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Sea jokes
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Doctor: you don’t have long to live. 10… Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9… 8… 7…

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Doctors jokes
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What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t sell drugs.

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What’s the difference?
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Can people please shut up about ‘male privileges’. There is no right that men have that women don’t.

Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.

Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not.

Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.

Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.

Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.

Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.

Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us)

Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas

Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.

Women have the right to domestic violence shelters

Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute

Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support.

So it is women who have more rights.

So shut up feminists please.

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Dream jokes
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