Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 14 August

Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!

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Dream jokes
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Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

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Game jokes
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I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday

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Puns jokes

If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay

Bagels

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Sea jokes
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Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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Puns jokes
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What runs but never stop

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Family jokes
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I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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Dark Humor

I like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

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Woman jokes
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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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Priest jokes
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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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Stairs jokes
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Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

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Waiting jokes
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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Puns jokes

Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!

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Transport jokes
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Why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is.??

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Life jokes
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What was Frankenstein’s second job? – He was a bodybuilder.

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Job jokes
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What is the perfect job for a paedophile

A physical doctor for kids

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Job jokes
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If you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.

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Hit jokes

I was in a toxic relationship. After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy. Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

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Ex jokes
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They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

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Dark Humor
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How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.

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Family jokes
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Why don’t cows have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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Milk jokes
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A woman walks into a doctor’s office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it’s her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they’re unlike anything he’s heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, ‘Well I have good news and bad news.’ The woman says, ‘I’ll hear the good news first please. ’ The doctor replies ‘The good news is we’re naming a disease after you!’

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Woman jokes
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