Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 29 January

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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Waiting jokes
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You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.

You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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Dream jokes

I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.

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Transport jokes
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I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated

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Dark Humor
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

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Puns jokes
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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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Computer jokes

An apple a day keeps the doctor away… Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough…???

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Doctors jokes
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Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists

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Dark Humor
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I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

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Stick jokes
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants. ” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

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Bar jokes
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Why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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Milk jokes

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder

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Dark Humor
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Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the?im not a robot? test

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Poor jokes
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I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.

No pun in ten did

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Puns jokes
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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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High jokes
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Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …

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Family jokes

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

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Stairs jokes
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What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What’s the difference?
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Jack and jill went up a hill to smoke weed jack and jill got high and jack ripped jills close right off her then jill ripped jacks close off jack wen they were fully naked they started to kiss but jack stoped jill said i know you wana jack said no but jill jumped on that candy stick any way jack gave in to jill. jill got off then let jack suck her candy stick jill sucked on jacks candy stick

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Smoking jokes
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Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Job jokes
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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

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Computer jokes
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