Самое популярное 25 October

What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Because they’re shellfish!

As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer!

YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload.

Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh!

I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.

Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

I will remember my biker buddies last words?Why did you cut in front of me?.

What do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels

Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “weII done”

What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten

Fork off

Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next

Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. — Santa? he asks. ‘Why are you early, it is not even christmas?’

Ho, ho. Don’t worry about me. Lets worry about you instead’ says Santa. What is the problem my friend?’

I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house." Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i’ll give it to you-" Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower

What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life