Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 10 February

Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

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Puns jokes
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Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her

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Poor jokes
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Why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!!!

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What’s the difference?

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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Fat jokes
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I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels

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Fire jokes
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Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

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Nut jokes
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation

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Transport jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

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Sea jokes
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Jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

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Family jokes
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I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning

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Fat jokes
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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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Fight jokes
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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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Fat jokes

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

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What’s the difference?
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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Computer jokes
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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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Green jokes
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What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

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Life jokes
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L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs

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Stairs jokes

I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

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Nut jokes
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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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Dark Humor
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Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone

Ex Boyfriend: how and why?

Girlfriend: Because your about to die

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Woman jokes
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The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life

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Life jokes
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Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

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Hit jokes
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