Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 2 July

I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige

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Dark Humor
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I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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Paint jokes

What’s the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? – For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.

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Doctors jokes
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Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

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Poor jokes
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What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang…

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Dark Humor
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Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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Green jokes

I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

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Job jokes
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What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

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Fat jokes
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Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

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Milk jokes
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What is 14 inches long and starts with D

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

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Green jokes
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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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Milk jokes

I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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High jokes
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Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer!

YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload.

Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh!

I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.

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Dream jokes
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The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes
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Don’t Touch My Truck-By: Breland and Sam Hunt

You can drink my liquor You can call my lady You can take my money You can smoke my blunt Scuff these Jordans You can say you hate me You can call me crazy, but Don’t touch my truck (skrrt, skrrt) Skrrt (yeah, yeah) Skrrt Don’t touch my truck (brrp, yeah) Skrrt (woo-oh) Skrrt Don’t touch my V8 engine

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Smoking jokes
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Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.

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Smoking jokes

Wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now

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Job jokes
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Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

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Green jokes
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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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Priest jokes
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So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”

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Hope jokes
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What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed MOST Wanted.

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Game jokes
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