Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 18 August

What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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What’s the difference?
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A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’

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Woman jokes

What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)

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Stick jokes
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What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed MOST Wanted.

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Game jokes
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Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

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Puns jokes
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What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

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Stairs jokes

What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

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Hit jokes
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What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

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Woman jokes
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This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.

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Straight jokes
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Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.

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Family jokes
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Person: ‘Doctor, doctor I’ve only got 50 seconds to live’

Doctor: ‘Just give me a minute’

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Doctors jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

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Job jokes
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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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Priest jokes
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Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

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Hell jokes
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What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

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What’s the difference?
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I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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Puns jokes

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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Woman jokes
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Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone

Ex Boyfriend: how and why?

Girlfriend: Because your about to die

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Woman jokes
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Your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain

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Smoking jokes
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What do you do when your dish washer stops working

Hit your wife harder

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Hit jokes
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A priest walks into a wine store

"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”

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Priest jokes
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