Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 12 May

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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Waiting jokes
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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Paint jokes

Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

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Fire jokes
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Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have

Tell me answers in comment box

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Family jokes
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Do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes

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Stairs jokes
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My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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Computer jokes

My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying

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Family jokes
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Transport jokes
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A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death”

And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”

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Fat jokes
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What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)

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Stick jokes
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Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

You might be

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What’s the difference?

What do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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Dark Humor
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Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

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Poor jokes
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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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Fight jokes
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Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad…to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!

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Poor jokes
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A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there’s a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That’s great! You’re hired! " The man smiles. “Really? I’m so glad, because I really need this Yob.”

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Job jokes

Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.

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Hit jokes
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“Hold my beer, watch this.”

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Dark Humor
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I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.

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Puns jokes
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You are the reason double doors were invented

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Fat jokes
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Ow! you hit the spot!

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Nut jokes
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