Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 5 October

My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.

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Waiting jokes
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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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Green jokes
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My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.

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Job jokes

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

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Puns jokes
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What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire

Hot wheels

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Fire jokes
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What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.

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Transport jokes
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R u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)

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Paint jokes

“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

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Family jokes
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If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

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Puns jokes
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What is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?

…a girl scout that got hit by a car

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Green jokes
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How do asians name there kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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Stairs jokes
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What do you call terrible milk?

Udder Bullshit

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Milk jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

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Transport jokes
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A guy is at home and he’s about to go get a physical at the Doctor’s office. When he gets there, the Doctor says, “Brian, you’re going to have to stop masturbating. ” He asked the Doc why? The Doc said, “So I can examine you!”

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Doctors jokes
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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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High jokes
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I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house

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Dream jokes
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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”

“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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Puns jokes

Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

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Fat jokes
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I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!

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Priest jokes
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Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

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Puns jokes
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A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I’m not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.

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Smoking jokes
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I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me

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Hit jokes
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