Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 28 August

What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Game jokes
* * *

Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Waiting jokes

The only time you see a depressed person lifted up — when they hang themselves.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Dark Humor
* * *

Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Priest jokes
* * *

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Nut jokes
* * *

What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Woman jokes

Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp.

Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Stairs jokes
* * *

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Priest jokes
* * *

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.

Man: Your hair colour is fabulous. Woman: I hate your hair colour, though.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you dead.

R.I.P

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: F*** you, pedophile!

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.

Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch! Woman: How dare you!

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying “I AM KING OF THE WORLD!”

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Dream jokes
* * *

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
What’s the difference?
* * *

The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Family jokes

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Fight jokes
* * *

Words that have ho in them:

Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Ex jokes
* * *

I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Stick jokes
* * *

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Fat jokes
* * *

One day the teacher asks a boy why can’t fish talk underwater. The Kid says " If I put your head underwater will you be able to talk.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Teacher jokes

Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Poor jokes
* * *

In the hospital paralyzed kid: I’m out walks out the room blind kid: you can walk?! mute kid: you can see?! deaf kid: you can talk?! doctor: wut the f(beep)k

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Doctors jokes
* * *

Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
High jokes
* * *

What do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Sea jokes
* * *

What is a lion call as a baby cocota

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
Family jokes
* * *
- up - << N E X T! >> random

© àíåêäîòîâ.net, 1997 - 2026