Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 26 May

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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Dark Humor
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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

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Computer jokes

I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head people just thought I paid really close attention in history.

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Family jokes
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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay

Bagels

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Sea jokes
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My doctor said “you have 1year to live”

I said " you wanna bet"

Bam a gun shot

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Doctors jokes
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I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.

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Job jokes

Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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Green jokes
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I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house

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Dream jokes
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Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!??????

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Sea jokes
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Me: Hey how are you? Depression: I’m doing fine. We are just looking for a home:3 Insomnia: Mommy can we get a home? Anxiety: Insomnia wait for mommy to finish. Depression: Anyway here is my resume! Me: Okie thank you, Ok… mhmmm… WOW! Okie this is a nice resume! (Didn’t Read it…) Depression: Also I have 2 more friends that want to move in too! Me: Ok and there names? Depression: There names are: PTSD and Trauma! Me: Ok they seem fine (Doesn’t know about them) Depression: Okie here is the money (a penny:() Thank you we will call you if we need anything. Me: Ok see you soon!:3 Me now hates my life.:)

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Waiting jokes
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away… Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough…???

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Doctors jokes

A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.

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Smoking jokes
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Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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Nut jokes
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I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

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Hit jokes
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I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it… oh wait

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Waiting jokes
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It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”

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Dream jokes

Why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!

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Job jokes
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Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.

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Game jokes
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You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”

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Transport jokes
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My friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang

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Fire jokes
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On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P

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Fire jokes
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