Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 14 June
| Fat jokes |
Where do sick boats go? – The dock!
There is a man in the hospital the power went out and the man was stabbed to death, there are three witnesses, the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who was at the vending machine, who killed the man? The mom did because you can’t use a vending machine when the powers out!
| Doctors jokes |
| High jokes |
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy ‘Darling how does my dictate’ "
| Little Johnny |
| Paint jokes |
1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I’m also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do…
| Family jokes |
| Stairs jokes |
| Transport jokes |
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did
| Puns jokes |
| Life jokes |
| Dark Humor |
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
| Nut jokes |
Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
| Milk jokes |
What is 14 inches long and starts with D
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
| Green jokes |
| Fight jokes |
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
| Waiting jokes |
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
| Computer jokes |
| Dark Humor |
| Ex jokes |
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
| Milk jokes |
| Dark Humor |
| - up - | << | N E X T! | >> | random |
