Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 18 December

I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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Lost jokes
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The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

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Family jokes
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What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

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Hit jokes

Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her

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Poor jokes
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This isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

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Job jokes
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Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.

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Priest jokes
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R u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)

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Paint jokes

I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!

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Hell jokes
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I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11…

Allahu Akbar!

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Dark Humor
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Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes

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Straight jokes
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Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

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Sea jokes
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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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Fight jokes

What is 14 inches long and starts with D

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

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Green jokes
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I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

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Job jokes
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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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Nut jokes
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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife?

The first is easier to bury.

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What’s the difference?
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You know the song getting drunk on a plane it was written by the pilot of the linerd skinerd pilot

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Drunk jokes

Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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Stairs jokes
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Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs

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Stairs jokes
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My friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels

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Fire jokes
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Fruit is like ex-wives.

They both look really good hanging from a tree.

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Ex jokes
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Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

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Family jokes
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