Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 7 June

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

Let go of my nose

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Dark Humor
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What do you call a train that stalls?

The little engine that couldn’t!

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Transport jokes

I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

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Hit jokes
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Whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows?

Nothing i slit both of them

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What’s the difference?
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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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Dream jokes
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What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

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Milk jokes

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

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Dark Humor
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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him. Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms. Dad: exactly son.

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Family jokes
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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

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Computer jokes
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A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s. ” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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Doctors jokes
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What do priest and doctors have in common?

They both do physicals on kids.

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Priest jokes

You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.

You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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Dream jokes
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Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.

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Priest jokes
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What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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Nut jokes
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What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. They just waved

Did you sea what I did there?

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Sea jokes
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Why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

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Dark Humor

If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?

The man, because he shouldn’t be driving in the kitchen.

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Woman jokes
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What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Sea jokes
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Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

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Poor jokes
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Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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Life jokes
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Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?

He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

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Fire jokes
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