Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 12 December
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
| Priest jokes |
| Dark Humor |
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D
| Puns jokes |
| Stick jokes |
| Doctors jokes |
Was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”
%%“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked.
“No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said…“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”
“Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked.
“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t gone hunting in 20 years!”
“Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.”
The homeless man was astounded. "Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied, “Don’t worry about that. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.”
Not a joke but still dc
| Nut jokes |
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig
She started crying
| Dark Humor |
Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
| Woman jokes |
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!??????
| Sea jokes |
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
| Puns jokes |
| Stairs jokes |
Kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under cardiac arrest kids — htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'> poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper — AH MAN!!
| Poor jokes |
| Hope jokes |
Dentist: I’m just a bit surprised. When I said to you “spit it out” I wasn’t expecting you to say you’ve been shagging my wife.
| Woman jokes |
What do you do when your dish washer stops working
Hit your wife harder
| Hit jokes |
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire.
| What’s the difference? |
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard
| Computer jokes |
Goes to my local bar which has a goly hole
Out up spending the rest of the night there
About to leave when mf I realize I’ve been sucking a guys cock this whole time
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| Straight jokes |
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
| Waiting jokes |
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
| Fat jokes |
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn’t land with people…
I know, I’m going to hell…
| Hell jokes |
This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.
| Straight jokes |
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