Самое популярное 14 August

Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!

I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday

Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

I like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay

Bagels

Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

What runs but never stop

What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

Why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is.??

Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!

What is the perfect job for a paedophile

A physical doctor for kids

I was in a toxic relationship. After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy. Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

Michael Jakson gets really ill so he’s rushed to hospital. When they get there he says ‘am i in heaven?’ The doctor replies ‘Nah sir we’re just taking a quick shortcut through the children’s ward.’

What was Frankenstein’s second job? – He was a bodybuilder.

What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche??

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”

What is green and looks like a school bus

A school bus

A woman walks into a doctor’s office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it’s her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they’re unlike anything he’s heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, ‘Well I have good news and bad news.’ The woman says, ‘I’ll hear the good news first please. ’ The doctor replies ‘The good news is we’re naming a disease after you!’