Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 23 June

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Computer jokes
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R u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)

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Paint jokes


What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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What’s the difference?
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A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s. ” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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Doctors jokes
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What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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Waiting jokes
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Fight jokes


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Hit jokes
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“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man

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Job jokes
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Stairs jokes
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It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”

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Dream jokes
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Green jokes


What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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What’s the difference?
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Ex jokes
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Nut jokes
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Dream jokes
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Fire jokes


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Family jokes
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Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

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Dark Humor
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What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

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Stairs jokes
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What do you call a green camel.

My parents left me.

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Green jokes
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Priest jokes
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