Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 23 October

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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Puns jokes
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I really hate waiting to die… Its taking a lifetime

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Waiting jokes

What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

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Life jokes
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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

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Transport jokes
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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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Stairs jokes
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What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor

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Hit jokes

How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Family jokes
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Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

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Poor jokes
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What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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What’s the difference?
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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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What’s the difference?
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Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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Life jokes

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry

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Priest jokes
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What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Dark Humor
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The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes
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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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Puns jokes
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I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house

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Dream jokes

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA

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Stick jokes
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What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang…

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Dark Humor
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My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

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Dream jokes
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Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.

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Dream jokes
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Whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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Green jokes
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