Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 15 October

The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes
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What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag

One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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What’s the difference?

Two men were talking about their wives

The first man says “My wife is an angel.” The second man says “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

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Woman jokes
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Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…

My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care

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Job jokes
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My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"

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Family jokes
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I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it… oh wait

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Waiting jokes

If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay

Bagels

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Sea jokes
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What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

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Life jokes
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My doctor said “you have 1year to live”

I said " you wanna bet"

Bam a gun shot

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Doctors jokes
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R u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)

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Paint jokes
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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Puns jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One, if you throw it hard enough.

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Paint jokes
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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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Milk jokes
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Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!??????

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Sea jokes
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.

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Puns jokes
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Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

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Poor jokes

NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!

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Hell jokes
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When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous

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Ex jokes
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What game does an emo love

Hang man

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Game jokes
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Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”

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Waiting jokes
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You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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Fat jokes
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