Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 8 October

My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She’s got my sister’s eyes.

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Family jokes
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What do you call a Dino stripper?

A dinowhore

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Nut jokes

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.

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Dark Humor
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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

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Computer jokes
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What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

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Life jokes
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Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”

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Dark Humor

Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

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Game jokes
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The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed

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Hit jokes
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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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Milk jokes
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Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

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Poor jokes
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What’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

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What’s the difference?

Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.

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Family jokes
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Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

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Fire jokes
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A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, "I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, "me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock

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Job jokes
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L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs

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Stairs jokes
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I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born

Whats sad and has no life. the person reding this

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Life jokes

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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Green jokes
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The secret to dark humor is the delivery… oh wait, the baby was stillborn.

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Waiting jokes
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Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. Tomato means harder and cheese means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming tomato tomato tomato cheese cheese cheese, then my little brother said can y’all stop making sandwiches your getting mayonnaise all over my bed.

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Woman jokes
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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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Puns jokes
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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Fire jokes
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