Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 25 April

I remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

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Dark Humor
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What’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

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What’s the difference?

So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.

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Poor jokes
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What’s green then red all over?

A frog in a blender!:)

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Green jokes
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Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

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Hit jokes
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

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Puns jokes

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Transport jokes
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Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says “The test results are back, and I’m sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.”. The old man says “Phew! At least it’s not cancer!”

I’m a Model. my doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram. (Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

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Doctors jokes
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What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

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Dark Humor
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My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said “If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away.” the next time my Aunt visited she said “Where is you daughter? ” my Mom said “I took your advice”

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Family jokes
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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Puns jokes

What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal???

LIFE

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Life jokes
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When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow

When I woke I was being sexually abused

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Dream jokes
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I just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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Lost jokes
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Jack took jill up a hill to have a picknic but jack and jill got drunk they then jill unzipped jacks fly then said you know you want me to he said yes so she took off her dress and bra jack took his pants and shirt off to they both went in the well together and playd a game jacks candy stick in jills candy stick next jill was suking jacks candy stick while jack licked htm title=' sat on jacks candy stick while making out'>and sucked her candy stick then jill sat on jacks candy stick while making out

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Drunk jokes
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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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What’s the difference?

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media — it was a picture of me.

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Family jokes
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Flag of Congo — Kinshasa @osowxvyy I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! i wanted to save him but a local stopped me. “that’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

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Poor jokes
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Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement

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Fat jokes
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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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What’s the difference?
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A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s. ” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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Doctors jokes
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