Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 4 July

I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday

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Puns jokes
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I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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Hope jokes
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“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

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Family jokes

What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…

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Stick jokes
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I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

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Stick jokes
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What runs but never stop

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Family jokes
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

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Puns jokes

One day the teacher asks a boy why can’t fish talk underwater. The Kid says " If I put your head underwater will you be able to talk.

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Teacher jokes
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Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

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Milk jokes
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A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles

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Dream jokes
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If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

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High jokes
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All you need is a Razor Blade in life.

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Life jokes

I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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Puns jokes
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What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.

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High jokes
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Why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

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Dark Humor
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A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said “sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE” then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.

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Family jokes
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Guys stop making jokes about orphan’s parents will be told… oh wait

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Waiting jokes

Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes

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Straight jokes
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Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.

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Life jokes
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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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Dream jokes
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One, if you throw it hard enough.

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Paint jokes
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Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

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Woman jokes
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