Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 24 September

Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?

He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

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Fire jokes
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Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”

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Transport jokes

Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways.??

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Sea jokes
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Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, “It looks like you have a cataract.” Asian guy says, “No Doc, I drive a Rincoln.”

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Doctors jokes
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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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Stairs jokes
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The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

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Poor jokes

Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

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What’s the difference?
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What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Hit jokes
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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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Dark Humor
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What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean

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Smoking jokes
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What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

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Priest jokes

A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’

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Woman jokes
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So i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

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Fight jokes
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Words that have ho in them:

Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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Ex jokes
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So a neutron went to a bar, he asked the bartender how much for a beer, the bartender said, " For you, NO charge."

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Bar jokes
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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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Green jokes

Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

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Poor jokes
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Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

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Puns jokes
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What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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Nut jokes
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NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!

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Hell jokes
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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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Puns jokes
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