Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 29 October

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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Dark Humor
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Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

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Drunk jokes

This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

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Hope jokes
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Transport jokes
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/en/doctor

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Doctors jokes
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Friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

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Dark Humor

I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head people just thought I paid really close attention in history.

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Family jokes
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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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Woman jokes
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Why do orphan eat cereal with water

Because dad never came back with the milk

I have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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Milk jokes
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What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?

Father Les.

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Priest jokes
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Things you never want to do in jail

Never piss off an inmate

Don’t start fights with the cops

Don’t drop the soap

Don’t run away from the cops

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Fight jokes

One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

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Transport jokes
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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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Fat jokes
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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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Fight jokes
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Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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Lost jokes
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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

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Nut jokes

My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

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Job jokes
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A programmer and his wife.

She says, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.”

After a while, he’s back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, “Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?”

He replies, “They had eggs.”

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Woman jokes
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There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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Dark Humor
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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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Waiting jokes
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What is green and looks like a school bus

A school bus

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Transport jokes
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