Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 22 July
| Stairs jokes |
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
| Puns jokes |
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!??????
| Sea jokes |
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried
If your depressed and you crying like this joke
| Dark Humor |
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
| Hit jokes |
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
| Fat jokes |
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
| Milk jokes |
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!
| Poor jokes |
One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. — Santa? he asks. ‘Why are you early, it is not even christmas?’
Ho, ho. Don’t worry about me. Lets worry about you instead’ says Santa. What is the problem my friend?’
I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house." Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i’ll give it to you-" Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!
| Job jokes |
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?
They have to see the food to eat
| Sea jokes |
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
| Dream jokes |
| Hell jokes |
| Waiting jokes |
| Family jokes |
| Computer jokes |
Three sons left home, went out into the world and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they’d given to their elderly mum.
‘I built a big house for our mum,’ said the first.
‘I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur,’ said the second.
And the third smiled and said, ‘I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren’t so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it.’
A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,
‘The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house.’
To the second son she said, ‘I’m far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I’ve hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude.’
To the third son she wrote ‘Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!’
| Priest jokes |
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink … when he finished the doctor told him: from now on take off the spoon.
| Doctors jokes |
| Smoking jokes |
| Waiting jokes |
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
| Fat jokes |
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing
| Game jokes |
| Dream jokes |
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