Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 29 July

What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A new born daughter…

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Family jokes
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Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

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Puns jokes

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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Priest jokes
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What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

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Woman jokes
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Kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under cardiac arrest kids — htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'> poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper — AH MAN!!

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Poor jokes
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I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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Paint jokes

I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"

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Dark Humor
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What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

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Doctors jokes
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What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Milk jokes
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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

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Transport jokes
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Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!

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Computer jokes

What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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What’s the difference?
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John: hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming

Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am

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Job jokes
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What’s a orphan favourite game?

GTA because there actually wanted?

Lol

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Game jokes
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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.

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Puns jokes
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Daughter: Dad, what’s your opinion on abortions?

Dad: Ask your sister

Daughter: But I don’t have a sister

Dad: Exactly

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Family jokes

This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

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Hope jokes
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Michael Jakson gets really ill so he’s rushed to hospital. When they get there he says ‘am i in heaven?’ The doctor replies ‘Nah sir we’re just taking a quick shortcut through the children’s ward.’

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Doctors jokes
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What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * …

A FLATLINE!

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Dark Humor
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What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.

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Sea jokes
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What do you do when your dish washer stops working

Hit your wife harder

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Hit jokes
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