Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 20 May

Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

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Fat jokes
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What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

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Doctors jokes
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What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??

I don’t know, I just fly the drone

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Transport jokes

Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her

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Poor jokes
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Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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Green jokes
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How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

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Drunk jokes
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What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What’s the difference?
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I took my girlfriend out the other day… Man do I love being a sniper.

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Woman jokes
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How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

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Family jokes
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Whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man

The milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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Milk jokes
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Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.

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Woman jokes

Why the "hell:) " is this here

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Hell jokes
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What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

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What’s the difference?
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I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn’t land with people…

I know, I’m going to hell…

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Hell jokes
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Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next

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Waiting jokes
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I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

What goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!

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Stairs jokes

[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:… god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.

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Hell jokes
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What is 14 inches long and starts with D

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

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Green jokes
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So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: “I’m sorry, you only have ten left.” The other man smiles nervously and asks, “T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him. “Nine.”

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Doctors jokes
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Why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself

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Dark Humor
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My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

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Family jokes
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