Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 1 November
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
| Transport jokes |
Q: what’s stronger than family?
A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
| Hit jokes |
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
| Paint jokes |
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.
Man: Your hair colour is fabulous. Woman: I hate your hair colour, though.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you dead.
R.I.P
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: F*** you, pedophile!
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch! Woman: How dare you!
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying “I AM KING OF THE WORLD!”
| Dream jokes |
| Life jokes |
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
| Milk jokes |
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid?
One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
| Dark Humor |
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
| Puns jokes |
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
| What’s the difference? |
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
| Nut jokes |
| Stairs jokes |
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!??????
| Sea jokes |
My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
| Job jokes |
| Dark Humor |
My Daughter is Super Smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor
| Family jokes |
Flag of Congo — Kinshasa @osowxvyy I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! i wanted to save him but a local stopped me. “that’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
| Poor jokes |
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
| Transport jokes |
| Hit jokes |
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
| Dark Humor |
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
| Woman jokes |
Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
| Stick jokes |
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