Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 18 July

My wife is like a mirror

I can never look at it

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Woman jokes
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Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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Milk jokes


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Dark Humor
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Fire jokes
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Family jokes
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NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!

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Hell jokes


In the hospital paralyzed kid: I’m out walks out the room blind kid: you can walk?! mute kid: you can see?! deaf kid: you can talk?! doctor: wut the f(beep)k

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Doctors jokes
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Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

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Family jokes
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You wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”

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What’s the difference?
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Two men were talking about their wives

The first man says “My wife is an angel.” The second man says “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

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Woman jokes
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Transport jokes


Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”

Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”

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Dark Humor
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Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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Green jokes
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Doctors jokes
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Family jokes
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Drunk jokes


Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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Smoking jokes
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Fat jokes
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Puns jokes
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Stairs jokes
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Why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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Milk jokes
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