Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 5 September

Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

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Computer jokes
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My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

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Fight jokes

What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

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What’s the difference?
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Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

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Transport jokes
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An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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Dark Humor
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The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed

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Hit jokes

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

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Family jokes
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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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Stairs jokes
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What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Sea jokes
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My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower

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Poor jokes
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Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

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Job jokes

Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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Fight jokes
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A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

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Dark Humor
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What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What’s the difference?
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Person: ‘Doctor, doctor I’ve only got 50 seconds to live’

Doctor: ‘Just give me a minute’

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Doctors jokes
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ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

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Poor jokes

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

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Hell jokes
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Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.

It made sour milk.

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Milk jokes
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Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

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Fire jokes
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Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones

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Fat jokes
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Me- crying in the shower

Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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Dark Humor
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