Самое популярное 20 October

As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

Whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?

They have to see the food to eat

Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.

Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down?

Because it has a tender behind.

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D

Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

What can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles

I hate family reunions

I see too many of my ex’s there

%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site.

Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world