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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

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Dark Humor
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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What’s the difference?

You’re so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn’t tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

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Doctors jokes
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I like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

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Woman jokes
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Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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Family jokes
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Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next

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Waiting jokes

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Fat jokes
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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

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Dark Humor
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A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man’s wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What’s the good news? “We managed to save his arm. ” “What’s the bad news?” “We couldn’t save the rest of him.”

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Doctors jokes
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My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

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Family jokes
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What can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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Sea jokes

What do you call you’re daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?

An ambulance

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Family jokes
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IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?

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Hell jokes
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Doctor: you don’t have long to live. 10… Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9… 8… 7…

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Doctors jokes
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I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels

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Fire jokes
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How do you know when you girlfriend is to young?

You have to make airoplane noises to get her to open her mouth…

Sorry

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Woman jokes

Why did the silly girl?? put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams.??

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Dream jokes
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Your mom so poor she buys used food.

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Poor jokes
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How do you make holy water?

You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.

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Hell jokes
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My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying

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Family jokes
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I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.

I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”

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Priest jokes
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