Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 18 September

Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?

He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

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Fire jokes
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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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Fat jokes

What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * …

A FLATLINE!

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Dark Humor
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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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Puns jokes
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The difference between dark jokes and morbid is

Dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and

Morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What’s the difference?
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What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Sea jokes

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To see who’s hanging around.

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Dark Humor
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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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Nut jokes
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A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read “Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this but i have been doing your wife for months now” The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying “Sorry meant using your wifi”

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Woman jokes
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There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?

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Computer jokes
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As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

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Life jokes

Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!??

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Milk jokes
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What talks high pitched and can’t fly?

A gay man in Iran

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High jokes
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Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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Life jokes
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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it Leaves and never comes back

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Family jokes
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Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing

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Game jokes

When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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Dark Humor
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Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Job jokes
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Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? – Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position.

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Poor jokes
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I was thinking of a good accident joke and I asked my sister, she said you

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Family jokes
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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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Woman jokes
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