Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 29 June

What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

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What’s the difference?
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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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Woman jokes

What do you do when your dish washer stops working

Hit your wife harder

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Hit jokes
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Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

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Puns jokes
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They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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Priest jokes
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Kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under cardiac arrest kids — htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'> poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper — AH MAN!!

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Poor jokes

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Doctors jokes
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What is the perfect job for a paedophile

A physical doctor for kids

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Job jokes
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I told my friend yesterday he’s literally my dad.

He didn’t show up for the rest of the year.

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Family jokes
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What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

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High jokes
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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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What’s the difference?

Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

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Puns jokes
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I was watching my daughter play at the park, a woman came up to me and asked which one was mine, I said I was still choosing.

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Woman jokes
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Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore.

Person: why’d you stop?

Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.

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Dark Humor
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One, if you throw it hard enough.

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Paint jokes
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There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”

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Hit jokes

Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.

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Little Johnny
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Yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Fat jokes
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What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy: LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice:) no one ever does:) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die:)?

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Hit jokes
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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”

“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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Puns jokes
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A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s. ” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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Doctors jokes
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