Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 8 April

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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Computer jokes
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Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

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Job jokes

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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Hit jokes
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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

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Nut jokes
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/en/doctor

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Doctors jokes
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Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

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Dark Humor

The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up??.

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Dark Humor
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Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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Nut jokes
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It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

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Game jokes
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What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?

Anna 1 Anna 2

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Family jokes
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A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.

After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”

“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

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Woman jokes

Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that’s my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds “those are my headlights.” He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down “daddy whats that?” The dad replies “that’s my car.” He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says “you can lay with me.” He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see’s them going at it he then yells “mommy turn on you’re headlights daddy’s parking his car in you’re garage!” THUD

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Family jokes
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What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

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Hit jokes
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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid

Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

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Dark Humor
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Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won’t ever see my dog again! Italian: I won’t ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?

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Hell jokes
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Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

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Puns jokes

Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: … oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.

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Waiting jokes
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Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs

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Game jokes
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Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

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Puns jokes
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Whats green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Green jokes
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Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

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Transport jokes
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