Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 27 October

Yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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Fat jokes
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What do you call a train that stalls?

The little engine that couldn’t!

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Transport jokes
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What do you call a dog with no legs…

My asian neighbors dinner.



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Dark Humor

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

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Puns jokes
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I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

What goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!

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Stairs jokes
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I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.

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Transport jokes
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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.

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Puns jokes

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

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Woman jokes
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How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.

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Family jokes
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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Paint jokes
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This joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

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Green jokes
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A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said “sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE” then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.

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Family jokes

How do we know Stephen is dying in hell

There’s a stairway to heaven.

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Hell jokes
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When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow

When I woke I was being sexually abused

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Dream jokes
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You’re so ugly you make Gay/Lesbian people straight

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Straight jokes
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What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid?

One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

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Dark Humor
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Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

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Fire jokes

Why should old womon never eat sea food?

Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Sea jokes
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Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own

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Poor jokes
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Friend: Want to play fall guys?

Friend 2: Yup

Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going?

Friend 2: I’m gonna jump off

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

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Waiting jokes
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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Fire jokes
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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.

The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.”. Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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