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I know five fat people and you’re three of them

Woman: Doctor, where are we going? Doctor: To the morgue. Woman: I’m not dead yet, doctor. Doctor: We’re not at morgue yet, either

What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.

Sometimes, stairs get me down.

Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal???

LIFE

As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid?

One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.

So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.

Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

You’re so ugly you make Gay/Lesbian people straight

My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

I don’t get why people don’t like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that’s the other hole.

Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.

What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!