Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 22 May

What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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What’s the difference?
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How does a train eat?

Chew chew!

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Transport jokes

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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Life jokes
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What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.

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Sea jokes
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What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha

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Family jokes
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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

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Waiting jokes

An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor

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Doctors jokes
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Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

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Hit jokes
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I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

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Puns jokes
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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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Green jokes
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My grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.

No witnessess

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Dark Humor

What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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Milk jokes
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Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.

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Milk jokes
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They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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Priest jokes
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I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11…

Allahu Akbar!

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Dark Humor
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Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not…

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Drunk jokes

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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Waiting jokes
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“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.”

“Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.”

“Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”

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Fire jokes
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I have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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Dark Humor
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What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

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Nut jokes
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Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents we’re taken so her shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: Can I play with your bellybutton my mom always let’s me when we camp. So the teacher says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher says: Woah Woah Woah that’s not my bellybutton! Little Johnny says: Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.

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Teacher jokes
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