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A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink … when he finished the doctor told him: from now on take off the spoon.

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Doctors jokes
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Whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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Green jokes

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!??????

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Sea jokes
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If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?

The man, because he shouldn’t be driving in the kitchen.

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Woman jokes
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In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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Life jokes
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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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What’s the difference?

Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried

If your depressed and you crying like this joke

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Dark Humor
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Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

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Hit jokes
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Ow! you hit the spot!

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Nut jokes
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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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Computer jokes
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

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Puns jokes

My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked me “is that the best you can do?”

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Family jokes
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I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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Family jokes
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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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High jokes
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Doctors jokes
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Why should old womon never eat sea food?

Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Sea jokes

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own

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Poor jokes
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What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!

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Job jokes
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I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it… oh wait

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Waiting jokes
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Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

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Ex jokes
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I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.

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Fire jokes
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