Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 27 September
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
| What’s the difference? |
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER
| Fire jokes |
| Computer jokes |
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
| Stick jokes |
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
| Puns jokes |
What do you do when your dish washer stops working
Hit your wife harder
| Hit jokes |
| Nut jokes |
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
| Priest jokes |
| Hit jokes |
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
| Life jokes |
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
| Fat jokes |
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
| What’s the difference? |
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
| Life jokes |
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
| Job jokes |
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see’s a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.
Knock knock who"s there? it’s the grim reaper grim reaper who? The grim reaper who is about to come in your house smoke some weed drink some grim reaper liquor and then get drunk.
| Smoking jokes |
“Doctor, I’m shrinking!” “Well, you’ll just have to be a little patient.”
| Doctors jokes |
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
| Job jokes |
What is a tornado favorite game?
Twister!
| Game jokes |
| Dark Humor |
What’s the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? – For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
| Doctors jokes |
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
| Ex jokes |
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