Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 5 September

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Transport jokes
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Computer jokes
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What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

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What’s the difference?


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Fight jokes
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What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Sea jokes
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Hit jokes
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Family jokes


An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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Dark Humor
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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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Stairs jokes
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Poor jokes
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Job jokes
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ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

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Poor jokes


A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

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Dark Humor
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What’s the difference?
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Milk jokes
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Fight jokes
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Doctors jokes


Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

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Fire jokes
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Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

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Hell jokes
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Me- crying in the shower

Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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Dark Humor
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Computer jokes
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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

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Waiting jokes
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