Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 9 October

The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream

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Dream jokes
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A mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.

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Dark Humor

How does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

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Puns jokes
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What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

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Stairs jokes
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What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

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Life jokes
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Guy starts chatting to pretty woman at a party Seeing that she didn’t back off he asked her name. “Carmen,” she replied. That’s a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,

“Who named you, your mother?”

"No, I named myself, she answered.

“Oh, that’s interesting. Why Carmen?”

“Because I like cars, and I like men,” she said looking directly into his eyes. “So what’s your name?” she asked.

‘BJ Titsngolf’

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Woman jokes

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

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Dream jokes
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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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Hope jokes
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My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

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Fight jokes
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What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

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Priest jokes
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Why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

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Dark Humor

My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower

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Poor jokes
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What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten

Fork off

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Hope jokes
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I was watching my daughter play at the park, a woman came up to me and asked which one was mine, I said I was still choosing.

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Woman jokes
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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone

He got ran over by a bus

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Transport jokes
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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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High jokes

What do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

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Sea jokes
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What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Milk jokes
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Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.

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Hit jokes
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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Fire jokes
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You’re so ugly you make Gay/Lesbian people straight

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Straight jokes
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