Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 27 June

The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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High jokes
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I find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…

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Ex jokes

Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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Fight jokes
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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference?
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I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH

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Puns jokes
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Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

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Poor jokes

My doctor said “you have 1year to live”

I said " you wanna bet"

Bam a gun shot

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Doctors jokes
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Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

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Fat jokes
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Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp.

Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs

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Stairs jokes
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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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Waiting jokes
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I cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.

Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A:How do you breathe through that little thing?

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Family jokes

I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday

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Puns jokes
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When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath???

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Dark Humor
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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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Fat jokes
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What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.

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Transport jokes
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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Computer jokes

As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

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Job jokes
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I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.

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Job jokes
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Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

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Priest jokes
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As a little boy I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.

The next day my dad tells me “Don’t worry son, I wasn’t hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister.”

So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked “Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy.”

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Family jokes
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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay

Bagels

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Sea jokes
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