Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 22 August

What’s a orphan favourite game?

GTA because there actually wanted?

Lol

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Game jokes
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I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked “What are you doing?” She replied, “Making a Creampie.”

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Family jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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Fat jokes
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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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Dream jokes
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Women are like dogs… “Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?” “Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? ” “I’ll wait right here… I’ll wait right here… I’ll wait right here…”

SHOES

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Woman jokes
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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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High jokes

Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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Waiting jokes
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So i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

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Fight jokes
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What’s green and smells of bacon???

KERMITS FINGERS??

Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

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Green jokes
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An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor

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Doctors jokes
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What do you call a cow with two legs

Answer: Your mom

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Dark Humor

What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

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Game jokes
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If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

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Dark Humor
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What’s green and smells like bacon?

Kermit’s finger.

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Green jokes
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Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways.??

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Sea jokes
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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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Stairs jokes

Michael Jakson gets really ill so he’s rushed to hospital. When they get there he says ‘am i in heaven?’ The doctor replies ‘Nah sir we’re just taking a quick shortcut through the children’s ward.’

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Doctors jokes
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Why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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Sea jokes
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Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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Family jokes
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation

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Transport jokes
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What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

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Milk jokes
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