Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 13 September
| Life jokes |
| Computer jokes |
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train!
| Transport jokes |
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
| Hit jokes |
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
| Milk jokes |
What do you call a cow with two legs
Answer: Your mom
| Dark Humor |
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s. ” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”
| Doctors jokes |
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
| Green jokes |
So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says “alreight so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says “ so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says”I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says” so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says” ok here you go” so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink
| Bar jokes |
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
| Stairs jokes |
Goes to my local bar which has a goly hole
Out up spending the rest of the night there
About to leave when mf I realize I’ve been sucking a guys cock this whole time
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| Straight jokes |
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish!
| Sea jokes |
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!
| Woman jokes |
Just before Lockdown began, a woman took her 15 yr old son Tom, and 14, 16 and 18 yr old daughters Sally, Mary, and Annie and went to the family cabin in the mountains to wait it out, while her husband stayed in town as an essential worker.
The weekly family zoom call went well enough…until the 8th week when the father noticed the 14 year old was
| Poor jokes |
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-
| Hell jokes |
| Fat jokes |
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
| Life jokes |
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
| Drunk jokes |
Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
| Waiting jokes |
The difference between dark jokes and morbid is
Dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and
Morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
| What’s the difference? |
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
| Family jokes |
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