Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 17 July

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Hope jokes
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Dark Humor


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Fat jokes
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Fat jokes
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Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.

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Puns jokes
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Woman jokes


What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

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Milk jokes
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Game jokes
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

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Paint jokes
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Q: what’s stronger than family?

A: whatever tree Paul walker hit

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Hit jokes
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Waiting jokes


It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”

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Dream jokes
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(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!

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Transport jokes
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Doctors jokes
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Fire jokes
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I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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Hit jokes


My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Fire jokes
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Puns jokes
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.

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Puns jokes
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Job jokes
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Game jokes
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