Самое популярное 14 October

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked me “is that the best you can do?”

I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house

What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”

What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed MOST Wanted.

As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

What can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry

What do you call you’re daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?

An ambulance

Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was… not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it’s now the not so smart Indian’s turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, “Well I… I followed the train tracks, an… and shot th- the train… bu- but it kept going…”

What do you do when your dish washer stops working

Hit your wife harder

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”

What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef

Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp.

Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”