Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 12 December

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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Priest jokes
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What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…

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Stick jokes
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Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

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Dark Humor

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D

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Puns jokes
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/en/doctor

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Doctors jokes
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Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

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Woman jokes
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Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!??????

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Sea jokes

I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig

She started crying

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Dark Humor
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What do you do when your dish washer stops working

Hit your wife harder

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Hit jokes
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Me: Are you okay?

Dentist: I’m just a bit surprised. When I said to you “spit it out” I wasn’t expecting you to say you’ve been shagging my wife.

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Woman jokes
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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

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Computer jokes
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Kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under cardiac arrest kids — htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'> poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper — AH MAN!!

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Poor jokes

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

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Puns jokes
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Me be straight and bored

Goes to my local bar which has a goly hole

Out up spending the rest of the night there

About to leave when mf I realize I’ve been sucking a guys cock this whole time

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Straight jokes
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What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs

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Stairs jokes
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What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten

Fork off

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Hope jokes
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I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn’t land with people…

I know, I’m going to hell…

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Hell jokes

Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

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Waiting jokes
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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

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What’s the difference?
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What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

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Fat jokes
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Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

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Ex jokes
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This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.

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Straight jokes
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