Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 7 September

Vagina jokes aren’t funny.

Moist of the time.

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Woman jokes
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Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick

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Family jokes

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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Priest jokes
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So this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

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Hope jokes
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Whats green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Green jokes
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An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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Dark Humor

I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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Hit jokes
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If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

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Dark Humor
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Why do orphan eat cereal with water

Because dad never came back with the milk

I have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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Milk jokes
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You are the reason double doors were invented

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Fat jokes
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What’s under the bottom?

Your legs.

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Dark Humor

Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

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Transport jokes
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Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

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Poor jokes
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What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child

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Priest jokes
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What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

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Stairs jokes
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When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak

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Nut jokes

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies

I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What’s the difference?
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Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

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Poor jokes
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My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

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Paint jokes
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Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you

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Game jokes
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Why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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Sea jokes
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