Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 12 December

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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Priest jokes
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Stick jokes
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Dark Humor


Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D

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Puns jokes
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Doctors jokes
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Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

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Woman jokes
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Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!??????

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Sea jokes


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Dark Humor
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Hit jokes
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Me: Are you okay?

Dentist: I’m just a bit surprised. When I said to you “spit it out” I wasn’t expecting you to say you’ve been shagging my wife.

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Woman jokes
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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

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Computer jokes
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Poor jokes


So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

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Puns jokes
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Me be straight and bored

Goes to my local bar which has a goly hole

Out up spending the rest of the night there

About to leave when mf I realize I’ve been sucking a guys cock this whole time

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Straight jokes
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Stairs jokes
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Hope jokes
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Hell jokes


Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

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Waiting jokes
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What’s the difference?
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What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

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Fat jokes
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Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

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Ex jokes
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