Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 12 June

I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM

BEFORE I GOT HIGH

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High jokes
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What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

The space bar!

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Computer jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.

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Dark Humor
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I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.

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Woman jokes
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I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

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Hit jokes
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Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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Green jokes

A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”

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Milk jokes
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Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”

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Transport jokes
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“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

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Ex jokes
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Ow! you hit the spot!

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Nut jokes
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What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.

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Poor jokes

Whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

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What’s the difference?
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What’s green and smells of bacon???

KERMITS FINGERS??

Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

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Green jokes
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Guys stop making jokes about orphan’s parents will be told… oh wait

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Waiting jokes
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker

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Stick jokes
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Whats the definition of rude?

Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife

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Stick jokes

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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Game jokes
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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

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Waiting jokes
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Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.

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Family jokes
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What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

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Nut jokes
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Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the?im not a robot? test

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Poor jokes
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