Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 27 April

%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

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What’s the difference?
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I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it… oh wait

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Waiting jokes

Friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys

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Hit jokes
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My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.

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Family jokes
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Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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Life jokes
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I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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Hope jokes

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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Priest jokes
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What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean

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Smoking jokes
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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

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What’s the difference?
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Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Job jokes
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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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Nut jokes

You know the song getting drunk on a plane it was written by the pilot of the linerd skinerd pilot

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Drunk jokes
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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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Computer jokes
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I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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Family jokes
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Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

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Hit jokes
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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?

It depends on your speed.

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Paint jokes

A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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Woman jokes
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What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

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Doctors jokes
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School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

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Hell jokes
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A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.

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Smoking jokes
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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Smoking jokes
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