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What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor

What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

Why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them

Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!??????

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A new born daughter…

What’s green and smells of bacon???

KERMITS FINGERS??

Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’

The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it… oh wait

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

What do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga

Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet

One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”

What is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?

…a girl scout that got hit by a car

Why are short people so angry?? Cause their closer to hell

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away.

The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away.

The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”