Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 29 October

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Transport jokes
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This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

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Hope jokes

Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

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Drunk jokes
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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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Dark Humor
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Why do orphan eat cereal with water

Because dad never came back with the milk

I have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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Milk jokes
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Friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

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Dark Humor

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Doctors jokes
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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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Woman jokes
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I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head people just thought I paid really close attention in history.

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Family jokes
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What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?

Father Les.

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Priest jokes
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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

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Nut jokes

Things you never want to do in jail

Never piss off an inmate

Don’t start fights with the cops

Don’t drop the soap

Don’t run away from the cops

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Fight jokes
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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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Fight jokes
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Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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Lost jokes
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One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

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Transport jokes
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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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Fat jokes

My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

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Job jokes
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Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

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Dream jokes
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If you were to ask me, ‘What is the easiest job in the world?’, it would be an Australian psychiatrist. “G’Day, G’Day…how you doing…no worries, next!”.

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Job jokes
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What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.

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High jokes
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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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Waiting jokes
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