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What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer?

A Father in law

It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

‘PNEIS’

And form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered ‘SPINE’ are doctors.

Why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

What’s green then red all over?

A frog in a blender!:)

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH

You have to do this and my sister said well I don’t care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.

What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha

Q: what’s stronger than family?

A: whatever tree Paul walker hit

What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.

My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

What can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

The space bar!