Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 25 May

For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out

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Drunk jokes
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“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

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Family jokes

What do you call a green camel.

My parents left me.

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Green jokes
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What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.

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Priest jokes
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Women are like dogs… “Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?” “Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? ” “I’ll wait right here… I’ll wait right here… I’ll wait right here…”

SHOES

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Woman jokes
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How do we know Stephen is dying in hell

There’s a stairway to heaven.

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Hell jokes

If you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.

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Hit jokes
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If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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Dark Humor
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The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes
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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

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Priest jokes
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What is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid

They both hang from trees

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Dark Humor

I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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Puns jokes
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“I’m not sure why my girlfriend’s father doesn’t like me.”

“What was your first impression on him?”

“I told him, she calls me daddy too.”

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Woman jokes
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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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Fat jokes
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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

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Job jokes
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What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.

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High jokes

The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life

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Life jokes
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Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

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Ex jokes
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So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.

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Poor jokes
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%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

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Game jokes
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I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions

Onions was a good dog

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Dark Humor
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