Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 26 August

Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

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Fat jokes
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Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways.??

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Sea jokes

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s. ” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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Doctors jokes
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How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

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Dark Humor
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I find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…

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Ex jokes
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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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Computer jokes

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

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Puns jokes
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I told my friend yesterday he’s literally my dad.

He didn’t show up for the rest of the year.

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Family jokes
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

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Sea jokes
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What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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Waiting jokes
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The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.

The doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.

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Woman jokes

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Paint jokes
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Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.

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Hit jokes
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Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

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Hell jokes
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What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

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What’s the difference?
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What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A new born daughter…

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Family jokes

Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!

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Dream jokes
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What’s green then red all over?

A frog in a blender!:)

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Green jokes
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Whats the definition of rude?

Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife

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Stick jokes
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Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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Life jokes
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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

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Job jokes
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