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My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.

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Dark Humor
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So a neutron went to a bar, he asked the bartender how much for a beer, the bartender said, " For you, NO charge."

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Bar jokes

What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

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High jokes
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Whats green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Green jokes
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What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

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Straight jokes
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Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

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Puns jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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Fat jokes
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As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

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Job jokes
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It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

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Game jokes
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My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly.

So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.

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Woman jokes
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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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Milk jokes

If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

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Puns jokes
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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

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Transport jokes
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Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways.??

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Sea jokes
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What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.

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Priest jokes
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What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean

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Smoking jokes

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

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Sea jokes
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Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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Nut jokes
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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

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Priest jokes
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Why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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Sea jokes
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Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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Green jokes
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