Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 13 August

My grandad broke his legs.

To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

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Dark Humor
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Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt?

She was on fire.

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Fire jokes

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies

I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What’s the difference?
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Where do sick boats go? – The dock!

There is a man in the hospital the power went out and the man was stabbed to death, there are three witnesses, the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who was at the vending machine, who killed the man? The mom did because you can’t use a vending machine when the powers out!

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Doctors jokes
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Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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Nut jokes
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My sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone’s attention.

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Family jokes

A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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Woman jokes
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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

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Computer jokes
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What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

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Puns jokes
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Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?

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Dark Humor
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What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten

Fork off

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Hope jokes

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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Priest jokes
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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche??

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Milk jokes
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They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

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Dark Humor
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What time is it when you can smell smoke?? inside? Time to get outside

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Smoking jokes
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What do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga

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Game jokes

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry

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Priest jokes
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You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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Fat jokes
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A guy is at home and he’s about to go get a physical at the Doctor’s office. When he gets there, the Doctor says, “Brian, you’re going to have to stop masturbating. ” He asked the Doc why? The Doc said, “So I can examine you!”

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Doctors jokes
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I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.

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Hope jokes
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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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