Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 22 June

My grandad broke his legs.

To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

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Dark Humor
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One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

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Transport jokes

Kid: hey dad whats dark humor? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him. Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms. Dad: exactly son.

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Family jokes
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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

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Computer jokes
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This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

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Hope jokes
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Why did the silly girl?? put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams.??

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Dream jokes

What is 14 inches long and starts with D

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

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Green jokes
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What’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

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What’s the difference?
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I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it

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Puns jokes
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My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta

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Family jokes
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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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Fight jokes

Why do orphan eat cereal with water

Because dad never came back with the milk

I have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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Milk jokes
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When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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Dark Humor
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You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

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Dream jokes
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My 14 year old daughter went shopping at grocery story

She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist,

The cashier scanned it and replied with " ma’am this item is worthless "

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Family jokes
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What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train!

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Transport jokes

A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”

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Lost jokes
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Whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

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What’s the difference?
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The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

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Life jokes
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I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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Hit jokes
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One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?

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Paint jokes
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