Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 5 September

Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

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Transport jokes
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Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

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Computer jokes
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What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

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What’s the difference?

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

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Fight jokes
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What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Sea jokes
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The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed

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Hit jokes
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My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

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Family jokes

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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Dark Humor
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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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Stairs jokes
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My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower

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Poor jokes
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Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

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Job jokes
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ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

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Poor jokes

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

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Dark Humor
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What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What’s the difference?
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Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.

It made sour milk.

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Milk jokes
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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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Fight jokes
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Person: ‘Doctor, doctor I’ve only got 50 seconds to live’

Doctor: ‘Just give me a minute’

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Doctors jokes

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

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Fire jokes
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Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

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Hell jokes
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Me- crying in the shower

Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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Dark Humor
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My wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

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Computer jokes
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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

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Waiting jokes
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