Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 28 June

Why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary

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Fire jokes
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What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)

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Stick jokes
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What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

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Woman jokes

What do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

They both hang from trees

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Dark Humor
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East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why

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Transport jokes
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Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

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Puns jokes
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What talks high pitched and can’t fly?

A gay man in Iran

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High jokes

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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Dream jokes
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Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

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Hit jokes
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What’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

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What’s the difference?
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I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM

BEFORE I GOT HIGH

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High jokes
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Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~

1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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Dark Humor

My girlfriend is like treasure to me

You need a shovel to find her…

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Woman jokes
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What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

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Fat jokes
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A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s. ” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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Doctors jokes
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Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.

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Poor jokes
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I just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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Lost jokes

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

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Family jokes
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What’s green and smells like ham.

Kermit the frogs fingers

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Green jokes
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As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

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Life jokes
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Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!

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Dream jokes
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Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out

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Fat jokes
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