Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 10 November

I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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Puns jokes
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What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag

One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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What’s the difference?

My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

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Dream jokes
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I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.

If you throw it hard enough.

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Doctors jokes
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One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy ‘Darling how does my dictate’ "

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Little Johnny
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I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree… She dropped the rope and ran

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Woman jokes

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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Fat jokes
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I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

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Game jokes
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%%Rules of Dark humor:

All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.

No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.

Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.

Sincerely, Zane

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Life jokes
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Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

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Fat jokes
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When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree

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Dark Humor

Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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Nut jokes
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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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Fat jokes
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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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What’s the difference?
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There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says “why is a young man like you smoking? ”. The man turns around and says “why the f@ck are you wearing trainers…”

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Smoking jokes
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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

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Lost jokes

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him.?? and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he’s going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do??.

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Poor jokes
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It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.

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Life jokes
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What’s red green and smells like shit

…red and green shit

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Green jokes
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The secret to dark humor is the delivery… oh wait, the baby was stillborn.

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Waiting jokes
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Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.

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Life jokes
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