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Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

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Fat jokes
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I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Fat jokes
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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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Puns jokes

You use your legs as support you count on your fingers

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Dark Humor
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

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Puns jokes
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Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life

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Life jokes
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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

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Job jokes

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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Dark Humor
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Why don’t cows have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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Milk jokes
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A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’

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Woman jokes
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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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High jokes
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Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

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Job jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

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Sea jokes
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What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Hit jokes
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My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower

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Poor jokes
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My Daughter is Super Smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor

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Family jokes
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I just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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Lost jokes

Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

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Transport jokes
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I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

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Waiting jokes
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Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too.

By:Xzavier

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Family jokes
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One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!



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Woman jokes
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People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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What’s the difference?
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