Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 16 July

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Fat jokes
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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”

“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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Puns jokes

"I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.”

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Woman jokes
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My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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Computer jokes
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Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

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Game jokes
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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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High jokes

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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Waiting jokes
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How does a train eat?

Chew chew!

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Transport jokes
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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Fire jokes
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Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan

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Dark Humor
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It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

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Game jokes

I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said “i am still choosing” she looked horrified

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Family jokes
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I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.

I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”

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Priest jokes
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What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

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Sea jokes
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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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Stairs jokes
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You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.

You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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Dream jokes

What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef

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Stairs jokes
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An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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Dark Humor
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What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t sell drugs.

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What’s the difference?
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We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.

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Poor jokes
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Doctor: you don’t have long to live. 10… Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9… 8… 7…

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Doctors jokes
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