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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

What is a lion call as a baby cocota

Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels

Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life

Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.

What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation

What is green and looks like a school bus

A school bus

Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t

What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat

Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site.

Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER

Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that’s my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds “those are my headlights.” He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down “daddy whats that?” The dad replies “that’s my car.” He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says “you can lay with me.” He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see’s them going at it he then yells “mommy turn on you’re headlights daddy’s parking his car in you’re garage!” THUD

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight