Самое популярное 15 September

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

According to all known laws of aviation,

There is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Oan you believe this is happening?

I can’t. I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That’s me!

Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118, 000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

In the hospital paralyzed kid: I’m out walks out the room blind kid: you can walk?! mute kid: you can see?! deaf kid: you can talk?! doctor: wut the f(beep)k

I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions

Onions was a good dog

Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways.??

What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister

Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…

My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care

I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.

Why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around

Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It’s always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your type here.” 7 What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights

Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me