Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 16 July
| Fat jokes |
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
| Puns jokes |
"I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.”
| Woman jokes |
| Computer jokes |
| Game jokes |
| High jokes |
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
| Waiting jokes |
Chew chew!
| Transport jokes |
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
| Fire jokes |
| Dark Humor |
| Game jokes |
I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said “i am still choosing” she looked horrified
| Family jokes |
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.
I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
| Priest jokes |
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
| Sea jokes |
| Stairs jokes |
You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.
You don’t have dreams you have movies.
| Dream jokes |
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
| Stairs jokes |
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
| Dark Humor |
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t sell drugs.
| What’s the difference? |
| Poor jokes |
Doctor: you don’t have long to live. 10… Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9… 8… 7…
| Doctors jokes |
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