Самое популярное 11 November

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.

The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean

What’s a orphan favourite game?

GTA because there actually wanted?

Lol

I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

This joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!??????

Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs — to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth — a gummy bear! !!

What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

%%Rules of Dark humor:

All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.

No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.

Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.

Sincerely, Zane

Can people please shut up about ‘male privileges’. There is no right that men have that women don’t.

Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.

Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not.

Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.

Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.

Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.

Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.

Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us)

Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas

Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.

Women have the right to domestic violence shelters

Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute

Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support.

So it is women who have more rights.

So shut up feminists please.

A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there’s a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That’s great! You’re hired! " The man smiles. “Really? I’m so glad, because I really need this Yob.”

So i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man replied, “Yes sir, I did.”

The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, “Did you see me rob this bank? ”

The man replied, “No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did!”