Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 28 October

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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Priest jokes
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ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

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Poor jokes

Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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Stairs jokes
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What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire

Hot wheels

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Fire jokes
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Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

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Hit jokes
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I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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Hope jokes

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

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Dark Humor
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I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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Paint jokes
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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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Stairs jokes
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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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Green jokes
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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”

“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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Puns jokes

Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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Computer jokes
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One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy ‘Darling how does my dictate’ "

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Little Johnny
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I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream

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Dream jokes
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Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.

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Milk jokes
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Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

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Sea jokes

All you need is a Razor Blade in life.

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Life jokes
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What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

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Puns jokes
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My bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don’t let me see that smoking hot body

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Smoking jokes
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Doctor: you don’t have long to live. 10… Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9… 8… 7…

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Doctors jokes
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An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

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Puns jokes
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