Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 13 December

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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Priest jokes
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Why should old womon never eat sea food?

Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Sea jokes

Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

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What’s the difference?
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Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that’s my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds “those are my headlights.” He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down “daddy whats that?” The dad replies “that’s my car.” He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says “you can lay with me.” He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see’s them going at it he then yells “mommy turn on you’re headlights daddy’s parking his car in you’re garage!” THUD

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Family jokes
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What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!

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Job jokes
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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

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Computer jokes

Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

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Poor jokes
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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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Green jokes
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What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

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Puns jokes
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Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”

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Dark Humor
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I like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

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Woman jokes

What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…

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Green jokes
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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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What’s the difference?
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What is a tornado favorite game?

Twister!

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Game jokes
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My sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone’s attention.

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Family jokes
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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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Waiting jokes

Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.

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Puns jokes
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Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.

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Stairs jokes
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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?

They have to see the food to eat

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Sea jokes
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When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow

When I woke I was being sexually abused

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Dream jokes
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The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

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Life jokes
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