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| Fat jokes |
Doctor: you’ll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.
| Doctors jokes |
A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it? “ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”
| Family jokes |
Q: what’s stronger than family?
A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
| Hit jokes |
| Straight jokes |
| Family jokes |
| Green jokes |
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
| What’s the difference? |
A little girl beinng Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”
Priest: “What did you do Child?”
Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.”
Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?”
Girl: “Because he touched my hand.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “Then he touched my breast.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!”
Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch. ”
Girl: “But father he had AIDS!”
Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
| Priest jokes |
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
| What’s the difference? |
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
| Game jokes |
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp.
Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
| Stairs jokes |
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man’s wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What’s the good news? “We managed to save his arm. ” “What’s the bad news?” “We couldn’t save the rest of him.”
| Doctors jokes |
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star and Tati Westbrook has gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash, I just don’t find their content interesting, and I don’t watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Ok heres ur funi jokeee
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has Star at the end doesn’t mean he is best
| Smoking jokes |
| Ex jokes |
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
| High jokes |
I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
| Puns jokes |
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
| Puns jokes |
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
| Hit jokes |
| Dark Humor |
| Transport jokes |
| Dream jokes |
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