Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 11 March

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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Priest jokes
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The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream

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Dream jokes
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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands

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Green jokes

Watches sad movie with family

Everyone else: Crying

Sister: How aren’t you crying?

Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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Dark Humor
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Why should old womon never eat sea food?

Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Sea jokes
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What do priest and doctors have in common?

They both do physicals on kids.

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Priest jokes
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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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Fat jokes

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

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Hell jokes
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Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

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Dark Humor
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Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus

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Transport jokes
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What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone

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Little Johnny
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If u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…

Elephants never forget.

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Ex jokes

I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head people just thought I paid really close attention in history.

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Family jokes
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A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”

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Stairs jokes
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So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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Priest jokes
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Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me:??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me:???. My depression:?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.

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Dark Humor
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How many children does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw.

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Paint jokes

Where do mermaids get a job?

At the kelp wanted station

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Job jokes
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Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have

Tell me answers in comment box

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Family jokes
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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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Computer jokes
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What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag

One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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What’s the difference?
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An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

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Fight jokes
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