Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 15 November

What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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What’s the difference?
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Why do orphan eat cereal with water

Because dad never came back with the milk

I have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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Milk jokes

Why should old womon never eat sea food?

Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Sea jokes
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What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten

Fork off

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Hope jokes
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Whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

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Game jokes
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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

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Job jokes

Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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Nut jokes
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What is a tornado favorite game?

Twister!

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Game jokes
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When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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Dark Humor
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Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

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Transport jokes
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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

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Puns jokes

So this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

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Hope jokes
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So a neutron went to a bar, he asked the bartender how much for a beer, the bartender said, " For you, NO charge."

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Bar jokes
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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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Waiting jokes
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker

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Stick jokes
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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.

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Puns jokes

What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed MOST Wanted.

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Game jokes
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What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

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Dark Humor
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Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10

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Priest jokes
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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

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Waiting jokes
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Words that have ho in them:

Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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Ex jokes
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