Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 29 November

Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?

They have to see the food to eat

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Sea jokes
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My grief counselor died the other day

He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.

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Job jokes

Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes

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Straight jokes
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What do you call a Dino stripper?

A dinowhore

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Nut jokes
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What’s green and smells of bacon???

KERMITS FINGERS??

Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

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Green jokes
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What do you call a train with buble gum?

A chew chew train

Oh man im depressed

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Transport jokes

I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning

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Fat jokes
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Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her

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Poor jokes
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In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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Life jokes
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Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

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Computer jokes
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Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore.

Person: why’d you stop?

Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.

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Dark Humor

Yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Fat jokes
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Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

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Priest jokes
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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay

Bagels

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Sea jokes
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Just before Lockdown began, a woman took her 15 yr old son Tom, and 14, 16 and 18 yr old daughters Sally, Mary, and Annie and went to the family cabin in the mountains to wait it out, while her husband stayed in town as an essential worker.

The weekly family zoom call went well enough…until the 8th week when the father noticed the 14 year old was

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Poor jokes
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What is the perfect job for a paedophile

A physical doctor for kids

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Job jokes

If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run

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Hit jokes
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You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.

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Puns jokes
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Little Johnny was late to school one day and miss brown asks, Johnny how come ur late to class and Johnny says, Miss, u wouldn’t believe it, the farmers bull got out and started f@cking the white cow miss brown said Johnny don’t use that word next time you want to say that use the word “surprised”. The next day Johnny was late again and miss brown said Johnny why are you late and Johnny replied miss you wouldn’t believe it the farmers bull got out and “surprised” the whit cow, miss brown said that’s much better Jonny and Johnny said yeah walked straight passed it and started f@cking the black one

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Straight jokes
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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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Fight jokes
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Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops

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High jokes
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