Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 4 June

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Fat jokes
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It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.

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Life jokes
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What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…

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Stick jokes

Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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Fat jokes
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The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed

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Hit jokes
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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference?
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What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

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Game jokes

Today; Worst day ever

My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.

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Transport jokes
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My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.

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Life jokes
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What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry

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Priest jokes
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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

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What’s the difference?
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My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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Computer jokes

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

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Puns jokes
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Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the?im not a robot? test

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Poor jokes
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911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up

Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees

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Dark Humor
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Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!

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Dream jokes
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A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”

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Transport jokes

If u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…

Elephants never forget.

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Ex jokes
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What’s a orphan favourite game?

GTA because there actually wanted?

Lol

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Game jokes
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This isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

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Job jokes
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How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.

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Stairs jokes
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What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What’s the difference?
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