Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 27 July

Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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Stairs jokes
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Why was the train late?

It kept getting side-tracked.

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Transport jokes
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"I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.”

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Woman jokes

Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

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Hit jokes
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Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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Green jokes
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Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better

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Family jokes
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So this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

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Hope jokes

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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Fat jokes
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I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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Paint jokes
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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

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Dark Humor
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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife?

The first is easier to bury.

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What’s the difference?
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I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.

If you throw it hard enough.

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Doctors jokes

What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

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Hit jokes
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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”

“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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Puns jokes
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Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

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Puns jokes
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A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest

“There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!”

The priest shakes his head

“Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says

“Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”

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Priest jokes
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Why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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Milk jokes

What game does an emo love

Hang man

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Game jokes
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Your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

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Poor jokes
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Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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Stairs jokes
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You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive…

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Dark Humor
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When I was born the doctors said, “it’s a boy!” Then when they went to cut the embilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said, “OH, It’s a girl.”

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Doctors jokes
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