Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 5 July
To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
| Dark Humor |
Q: what’s stronger than family?
A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
| Hit jokes |
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
| Dream jokes |
| Nut jokes |
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D
| Puns jokes |
My Daughter is Super Smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor
| Family jokes |
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revouir, GGG
| Sea jokes |
A little girl beinng Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”
Priest: “What did you do Child?”
Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.”
Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?”
Girl: “Because he touched my hand.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “Then he touched my breast.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!”
Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch. ”
Girl: “But father he had AIDS!”
Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
| Priest jokes |
| Doctors jokes |
What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
| Straight jokes |
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
| What’s the difference? |
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
| Hell jokes |
"I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.”
| Woman jokes |
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
| Life jokes |
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
| Stairs jokes |
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says “why is a young man like you smoking? ”. The man turns around and says “why the f@ck are you wearing trainers…”
| Smoking jokes |
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
| What’s the difference? |
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
| Fight jokes |
Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
| Fire jokes |
Yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage htm title=' ugly she made the deviel go to church'>truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
| Poor jokes |
Why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
| Milk jokes |
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