Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 13 October

Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists

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Dark Humor
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An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor

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Doctors jokes

My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward

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Family jokes
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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.

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Dark Humor
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I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.

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Job jokes
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Michael Jakson gets really ill so he’s rushed to hospital. When they get there he says ‘am i in heaven?’ The doctor replies ‘Nah sir we’re just taking a quick shortcut through the children’s ward.’

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Doctors jokes

One day the teacher asks a boy why can’t fish talk underwater. The Kid says " If I put your head underwater will you be able to talk.

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Teacher jokes
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So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

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Puns jokes
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I really hate waiting to die… Its taking a lifetime

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Waiting jokes
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Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways.??

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Sea jokes
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What’s a orphan favourite game?

GTA because there actually wanted?

Lol

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Game jokes

"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!

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Transport jokes
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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.

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Dark Humor
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Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!

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Transport jokes
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Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

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What’s the difference?
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What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs

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Stairs jokes

I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium

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Game jokes
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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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Fat jokes
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During the election campaign of 2012 we heard about Obama but we fought they said Osama. So I told my friend grab his gun and lets have some fun. So during one of Obama’s campaign we both shot him to death, which lasted a while. Then my friend said “lets go get piz drunk at Mavericks bar”. Then on TV they talked about Obama death and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.

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Drunk jokes
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If you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.

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Hit jokes
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How many children does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw.

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Paint jokes
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