Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 14 June

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Fat jokes
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Where do sick boats go? – The dock!

There is a man in the hospital the power went out and the man was stabbed to death, there are three witnesses, the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who was at the vending machine, who killed the man? The mom did because you can’t use a vending machine when the powers out!

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Doctors jokes

I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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High jokes
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One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy ‘Darling how does my dictate’ "

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Little Johnny
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I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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Paint jokes
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1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I’m also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do…

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Family jokes

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

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Stairs jokes
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Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

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Transport jokes
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I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.

No pun in ten did

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Puns jokes
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What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal???

LIFE

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Life jokes
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I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

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Dark Humor

What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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Nut jokes
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Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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Milk jokes
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What is 14 inches long and starts with D

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

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Green jokes
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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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Fight jokes
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Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next

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Waiting jokes

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

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Computer jokes
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What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants??

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Dark Humor
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On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

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Ex jokes
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Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”

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Milk jokes
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The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up??.

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Dark Humor
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