Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 19 June

How do asians name there kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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Stairs jokes
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Yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Fat jokes

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

‘PNEIS’

And form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered ‘SPINE’ are doctors.

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Doctors jokes
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Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!

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Computer jokes
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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

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Job jokes
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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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Green jokes

What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What’s the difference?
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What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.

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Transport jokes
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Where do sick boats go? – The dock!

There is a man in the hospital the power went out and the man was stabbed to death, there are three witnesses, the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who was at the vending machine, who killed the man? The mom did because you can’t use a vending machine when the powers out!

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Doctors jokes
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Words that have ho in them:

Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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Ex jokes
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An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor

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Doctors jokes

It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

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Game jokes
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What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…

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Stick jokes
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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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Waiting jokes
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What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

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High jokes
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Friend: Want to play fall guys?

Friend 2: Yup

Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going?

Friend 2: I’m gonna jump off

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

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Waiting jokes

How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

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Puns jokes
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Your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain

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Smoking jokes
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I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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Paint jokes
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How does a train eat?

Chew chew!

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Transport jokes
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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?

They have to see the food to eat

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Sea jokes
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