Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 26 January
| Fat jokes |
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
| Dark Humor |
| Fat jokes |
You’re so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn’t tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
| Doctors jokes |
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
| Sea jokes |
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.
Man: Your hair colour is fabulous. Woman: I hate your hair colour, though.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you dead.
R.I.P
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: F*** you, pedophile!
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch! Woman: How dare you!
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying “I AM KING OF THE WORLD!”
| Dream jokes |
Wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer
| Job jokes |
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
| Priest jokes |
| Dark Humor |
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did
| Puns jokes |
| Computer jokes |
| Doctors jokes |
| Transport jokes |
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell
There’s a stairway to heaven.
| Hell jokes |
| Dark Humor |
| Poor jokes |
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
| Life jokes |
A woman walks into a doctor’s office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it’s her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they’re unlike anything he’s heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, ‘Well I have good news and bad news.’ The woman says, ‘I’ll hear the good news first please. ’ The doctor replies ‘The good news is we’re naming a disease after you!’
| Woman jokes |
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
| Paint jokes |
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
| Frozen |
| Stairs jokes |
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