Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 10 August

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

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Puns jokes
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Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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Green jokes

I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

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Hit jokes
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My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.

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Family jokes
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I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!

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Hell jokes
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I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig

She started crying

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Dark Humor

Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs — to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth — a gummy bear! !!

What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

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Stairs jokes
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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Paint jokes
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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Fat jokes
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What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

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Woman jokes
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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.

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Dark Humor

Bf: Do you love me?

Gf: Most of time.

Bf: Well it’s either yes or no.

Gf: …

Bf: Well when is it that you don’t love me?

Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again.

Bf: Why?

Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL.

Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!

Gf: Ohh…

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Family jokes
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[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:… god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.

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Hell jokes
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I find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…

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Ex jokes
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Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

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Poor jokes
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What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

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Priest jokes

You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

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Dream jokes
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What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

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What’s the difference?
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What do you call a train with buble gum?

A chew chew train

Oh man im depressed

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Transport jokes
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How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet

Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far

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Stick jokes
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Whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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Green jokes
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