Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 20 June

I encountered a milf at a bar last night although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy

We were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time

Then, she asked me flirtatiously

“have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?”

I said, “Nope, not yet”.

She drank a little more, and said, “well, darling, tonight is your lucky night.”

So she took me to her place.

She took out her keys

Opens her door

Turn on the light

And she yells towards upstairs

"Mom, are you still awake?”

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Family jokes

What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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Green jokes
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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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Hit jokes
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What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…

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Stick jokes
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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife?

The first is easier to bury.

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What’s the difference?

NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!

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Hell jokes
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My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

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Family jokes
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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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Green jokes
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So this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

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Hope jokes
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My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.

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Waiting jokes

Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

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Poor jokes
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What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

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Milk jokes
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My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

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Family jokes
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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

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What’s the difference?
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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay

Bagels

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Sea jokes

I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.

It was soda-pressing.

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Job jokes
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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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Nut jokes
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What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t sell drugs.

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What’s the difference?
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Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs — to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth — a gummy bear! !!

What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

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Stairs jokes
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Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.

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Priest jokes
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