Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 22 January

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

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Dream jokes
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What is a fish’s?? favorite game?

Salmon Says!

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Game jokes

Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

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Dark Humor
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Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

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Job jokes
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What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

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Fire jokes
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What do you do when your dish washer stops working

Hit your wife harder

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Hit jokes

What can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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Sea jokes
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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Puns jokes
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Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

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Priest jokes
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Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried

If your depressed and you crying like this joke

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Dark Humor
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Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Job jokes

What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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Nut jokes
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What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

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Puns jokes
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Yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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Fat jokes
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A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles

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Dream jokes
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When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

‘PNEIS’

And form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered ‘SPINE’ are doctors.

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Doctors jokes

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

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Puns jokes
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My girlfriend is like treasure to me

You need a shovel to find her…

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Woman jokes
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L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs

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Stairs jokes
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A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “I’m sorry. We don’t serve food here.”

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Bar jokes
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Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.

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Hit jokes
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