Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 21 January

Why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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Dark Humor
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Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus

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Transport jokes

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

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High jokes
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I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels

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Fire jokes
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What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

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Life jokes
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A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death”

And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”

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Fat jokes

This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”

The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”

So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”

When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”

The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…”

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.

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Dark Humor
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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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Waiting jokes
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I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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Puns jokes
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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone

He got ran over by a bus

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Transport jokes
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Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt?

She was on fire.

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Fire jokes

This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.

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Straight jokes
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Yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage htm title=' ugly she made the deviel go to church'>truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church

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Poor jokes
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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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Green jokes
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What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.

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Stairs jokes
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I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

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Job jokes

When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous

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Ex jokes
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Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.

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Woman jokes
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The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

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Sea jokes
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You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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Fat jokes
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What is an emos favourite game?

Hangman

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Game jokes
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