Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 26 October
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
| Puns jokes |
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive…
| Dark Humor |
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
| Hit jokes |
Person: ‘Doctor, doctor I’ve only got 50 seconds to live’
Doctor: ‘Just give me a minute’
| Doctors jokes |
| Family jokes |
| Green jokes |
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
| Hit jokes |
What’s green and smells of bacon???
KERMITS FINGERS??
Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
| Green jokes |
| Poor jokes |
My grief counselor died the other day
He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.
| Job jokes |
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
| What’s the difference? |
What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
| Straight jokes |
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D
| Puns jokes |
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles
| Dream jokes |
| Waiting jokes |
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit
| Milk jokes |
Today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!’ but it wasn’t really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came…
AND HELPED ME! — for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy!!! arn’t u MAD!!! then she replied who’s THAT??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN’T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR, MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!??? but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said… oh he’s moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma’m where! SO THEN I BELLOWED… UP — UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either? ? i will ask my neibour nessy she’ll obviously say YES or ill…
| Family jokes |
What do call a stick with a string on the end of it…
A fshingpole
| Stick jokes |
| Fat jokes |
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
| Woman jokes |
What’s worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you? Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before…
A mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car and passenger asked where are we going and the mexican says im not driving the drunk guy
| Drunk jokes |
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