Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 19 January

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?

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Dark Humor
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Why don’t cows have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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Milk jokes

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

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Puns jokes
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Q: what’s stronger than family?

A: whatever tree Paul walker hit

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Hit jokes
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My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.

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Family jokes
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So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.

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Poor jokes

Me: want to play 911

My little brother: what’s that

Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

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Dark Humor
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What is a tornado favorite game?

Twister!

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Game jokes
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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.

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Puns jokes
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Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says “The test results are back, and I’m sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.”. The old man says “Phew! At least it’s not cancer!”

I’m a Model. my doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram. (Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

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Doctors jokes
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There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?

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Computer jokes

My Daughter is Super Smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor

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Family jokes
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As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

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Life jokes
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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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Woman jokes
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What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Priest jokes
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Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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Fat jokes

The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Family jokes
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When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak

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Nut jokes
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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

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Stairs jokes
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What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!

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Ex jokes
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My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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Milk jokes
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