Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 4 September

Did you hear about Alicia’s car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.

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Drunk jokes
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What do you call a fake speedrunner?

Dream

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Dream jokes

What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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Nut jokes
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A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.

After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”

“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

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Woman jokes
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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife?

The first is easier to bury.

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What’s the difference?
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What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

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Sea jokes

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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Nut jokes
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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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Woman jokes
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Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement

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Fat jokes
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As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

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Job jokes
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Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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Green jokes

NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!

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Hell jokes
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I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.

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Transport jokes
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A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink … when he finished the doctor told him: from now on take off the spoon.

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Doctors jokes
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Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!

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Dream jokes
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Yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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Fat jokes

Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!??

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Milk jokes
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My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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Milk jokes
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Words that have ho in them:

Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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Ex jokes
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What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor

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Hit jokes
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This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop htm title=' times worst then he did the first time.'>and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.

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Straight jokes
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