A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
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