I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish? ” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
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