What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes gasp how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that… and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish? ” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
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