Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of toddlers
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek. The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.” The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.” The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.” The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
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