whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
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