Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
i like trains train hits him
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherfckers who want to get off get off and all you motherfckers who want to get on get on his mother here’s him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherfckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherfckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
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