Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ” St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta… touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
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