Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of toddlers
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
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