%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
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