How does a train dance?It bogies!
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
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