Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes gasp how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that… and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
I need a hug hugs train
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
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