3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherfckers who want to get off get off and all you motherfckers who want to get on get on his mother here’s him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherfckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherfckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
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