I need a hug hugs train
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
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