Transport jokes

Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherfckers who want to get off get off and all you motherfckers who want to get on get on his mother here’s him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherfckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherfckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer

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Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

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What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!

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I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!

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Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian

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How does a train eat? Chew chew!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus

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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!

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Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why

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