Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
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