The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of toddlers
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
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