Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek. The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.” The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.” The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.” The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
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