What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
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