What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish? ” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
I need a hug hugs train
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
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