timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek. The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.” The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.” The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.” The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
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