Transport jokes

Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

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What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus

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How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

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Do you know a funny bus driver? I do

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone

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What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

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Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!

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An American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a lawyer are sitting on a subway train, in the same seat. The Cuban pulls out a Cuban cigar for each person, and hands it out. The Cuban takes one puff of his cigar, and he throws it out the window. Everybody but the Cuban goes mad. ?You just wasted an expensive Cuban cigar! How could you?? The Cuban simply says, ?See, in Cuba, cigars are very cheap.? The other passengers are reassured and respond with, ?Oh, OK.? The Russian takes out a small bottle of Russian vodka and pours a shot for all the passengers. The Russian downs his shot, and throws the vodka bottle out the window. The rest of the passengers are alarmed, once again. ?You just destroyed an expensive bottle of Russian vodka! How could you?? The Russian simply states, ?See, in Russia, vodka is very cheap.? Yet again, the other passengers are reassured and respond with, ?Ah, yes! Of course.? The American scratches his head and goes, ?I think I see the pattern here. ? So he takes the lawyer, and he throws him out the window!?

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!

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Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.

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What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning

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