I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes gasp how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that… and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
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