You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
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