What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic. He said he was being shipped to an amazing training. I asked “where are you going” He said “Camp Bin Laden” I asked “what do they do there” He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.” I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts? ” He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
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