What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
I need a hug hugs train
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
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