Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish? ” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
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