How does a train eat? Chew chew!
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was… not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it’s now the not so smart Indian’s turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, “Well I… I followed the train tracks, an… and shot th- the train… bu- but it kept going…”
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
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