How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
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