I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
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