Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic. He said he was being shipped to an amazing training. I asked “where are you going” He said “Camp Bin Laden” I asked “what do they do there” He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.” I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts? ” He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
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