What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
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