What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
I need a hug hugs train
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic. He said he was being shipped to an amazing training. I asked “where are you going” He said “Camp Bin Laden” I asked “what do they do there” He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.” I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts? ” He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
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