Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
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