Transport jokes

Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!

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What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children

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When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????

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Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus

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timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun

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Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.

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Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.

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What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children

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how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus

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Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????

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Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.

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