Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
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