What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
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