Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there’s a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that’s fine she replys but if I have htm title=' before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.'>to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
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