What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes gasp how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that… and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
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