My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. “Well,” says the bus driver, “every night at 8 o’clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I’m sure you could convince her to have sex with you.” The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. “Oh, God!” she exclaims. “Take me with you!” The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they’re getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it’s over, the man pulls off his God disguise. “Ha, ha! I’m the man from the bus! ” “Ha, ha!” says the nun, removing her costume. “I’m the bus driver!”
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
I need a hug hugs train
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
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