how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
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