what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
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