Transport jokes

You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country

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There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop

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What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

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I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.

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There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish? ” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish

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Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.

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Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track

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Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”

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When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????

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Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!

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What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone

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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.

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Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…

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East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why

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