I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
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