I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherfckers who want to get off get off and all you motherfckers who want to get on get on his mother here’s him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherfckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherfckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
I need a hug hugs train
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