Transport jokes

Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!

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What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!

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What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!

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A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.

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What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans

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Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time

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What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train

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The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"

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why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )

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What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!

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I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!

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Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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