What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
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