what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
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