why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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