Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
What’s white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche. Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe. Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
How does a train dance?It bogies!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ” St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta… touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
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