Transport jokes

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whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school

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what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed

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How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

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What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!

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I need a hug hugs train

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A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight

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why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )

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Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus

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