What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
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