My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
i like trains train hits him
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was… not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it’s now the not so smart Indian’s turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, “Well I… I followed the train tracks, an… and shot th- the train… bu- but it kept going…”
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
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