What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
RUS | ENG
