Transport jokes

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish? ” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish

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How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

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Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!

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I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.

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What did bus say to other bus? beeep

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Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids

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Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.

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Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

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What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children

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A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.

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East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why

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What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

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why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )

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