I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
I need a hug hugs train
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
i like trains train hits him
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