What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
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