Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
RUS | ENG
