Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek. The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.” The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.” The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.” The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
i like trains train hits him
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
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