I need a hug hugs train
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
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