How does a train dance?It bogies!
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
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