Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
How does a train dance?It bogies!
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
What’s white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche. Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe. Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
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