Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
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