What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
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