What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
I need a hug hugs train
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
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