One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of toddlers
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
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