Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish? ” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish
i like trains train hits him
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
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