what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
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