Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek. The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.” The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.” The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.” The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
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