I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherfckers who want to get off get off and all you motherfckers who want to get on get on his mother here’s him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherfckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherfckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
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