Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
i like trains train hits him
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
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