Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
I need a hug hugs train
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
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