What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish? ” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
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