I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
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