Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
there was a kid at school he was reading a book and he came across a phrase it was purple pation he went to his teacher and asked what it ment his teacher said hat the actual hell get the hell out of my class and go to the princible offic the princible said its ok iwas probably a mistake i will clean this all up in the mean time whats the phrase he says purple pation his prncible stares at him for about 3 seconds then says get the hell out of my school u r expelled he ran 7 miles to his dads offic crying all the way he went to his dad and explained how hs teacher kicked him out of the class and the princable expelled him his dad said calm down i will clean this all up and he said thats what the princable said he said i will clean it up he said ok the phrase is purple pation hisdad said i hate u getout of myoffice i dont want to see u again he ran down crying to his house he explained what happened his mom said the same thing as everyone else so he explaines the phrase his moms kickes him out of the house and he ran down to the park crying a old lady said whats wrong he explained whats happening then she says wellwhats the phrase he says purplepation the old lady said see that house across the street thats my house come over in about 30 min and i will explain he says thank u it was the longest 30 min htm title=' gets hit by a bus sorry guys ;)'>of his life he sprints across the street and gets hit by a bus sorry guys ;)
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
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