What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
I need a hug hugs train
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
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