Transport jokes

whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school

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You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.

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What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children

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A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!

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What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children

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I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!

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what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of toddlers

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Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.

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