A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
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