%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
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