My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
I need a hug hugs train
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
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