What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish? ” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
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