What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
there was a kid at school he was reading a book and he came across a phrase it was purple pation he went to his teacher and asked what it ment his teacher said hat the actual hell get the hell out of my class and go to the princible offic the princible said its ok iwas probably a mistake i will clean this all up in the mean time whats the phrase he says purple pation his prncible stares at him for about 3 seconds then says get the hell out of my school u r expelled he ran 7 miles to his dads offic crying all the way he went to his dad and explained how hs teacher kicked him out of the class and the princable expelled him his dad said calm down i will clean this all up and he said thats what the princable said he said i will clean it up he said ok the phrase is purple pation hisdad said i hate u getout of myoffice i dont want to see u again he ran down crying to his house he explained what happened his mom said the same thing as everyone else so he explaines the phrase his moms kickes him out of the house and he ran down to the park crying a old lady said whats wrong he explained whats happening then she says wellwhats the phrase he says purplepation the old lady said see that house across the street thats my house come over in about 30 min and i will explain he says thank u it was the longest 30 min htm title=' gets hit by a bus sorry guys ;)'>of his life he sprints across the street and gets hit by a bus sorry guys ;)
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
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