Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
What’s white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche. Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe. Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
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