Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherf@ckers get off here, and you motherf@ckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
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