What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
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