What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
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