A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
i like trains train hits him
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
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