imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
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