Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
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