Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
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