What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic. He said he was being shipped to an amazing training. I asked “where are you going” He said “Camp Bin Laden” I asked “what do they do there” He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.” I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts? ” He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherf@ckers get off here, and you motherf@ckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
RUS | ENG
