Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
I need a hug hugs train
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
What’s white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche. Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe. Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
How does a train dance?It bogies!
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
RUS | ENG
