A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
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