My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
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