Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
I need a hug hugs train
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
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