What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of toddlers
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherfckers who want to get off get off and all you motherfckers who want to get on get on his mother here’s him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherfckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherfckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
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