What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
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