What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish? ” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
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