Transport jokes

There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop

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Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date

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why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )

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What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation

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What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children

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What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!

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