I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
I need a hug hugs train
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
there was a kid at school he was reading a book and he came across a phrase it was purple pation he went to his teacher and asked what it ment his teacher said hat the actual hell get the hell out of my class and go to the princible offic the princible said its ok iwas probably a mistake i will clean this all up in the mean time whats the phrase he says purple pation his prncible stares at him for about 3 seconds then says get the hell out of my school u r expelled he ran 7 miles to his dads offic crying all the way he went to his dad and explained how hs teacher kicked him out of the class and the princable expelled him his dad said calm down i will clean this all up and he said thats what the princable said he said i will clean it up he said ok the phrase is purple pation hisdad said i hate u getout of myoffice i dont want to see u again he ran down crying to his house he explained what happened his mom said the same thing as everyone else so he explaines the phrase his moms kickes him out of the house and he ran down to the park crying a old lady said whats wrong he explained whats happening then she says wellwhats the phrase he says purplepation the old lady said see that house across the street thats my house come over in about 30 min and i will explain he says thank u it was the longest 30 min htm title=' gets hit by a bus sorry guys ;)'>of his life he sprints across the street and gets hit by a bus sorry guys ;)
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