Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherfckers who want to get off get off and all you motherfckers who want to get on get on his mother here’s him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherfckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherfckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
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