There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish? ” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
i like trains train hits him
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
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