i like trains train hits him
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
there was a kid at school he was reading a book and he came across a phrase it was purple pation he went to his teacher and asked what it ment his teacher said hat the actual hell get the hell out of my class and go to the princible offic the princible said its ok iwas probably a mistake i will clean this all up in the mean time whats the phrase he says purple pation his prncible stares at him for about 3 seconds then says get the hell out of my school u r expelled he ran 7 miles to his dads offic crying all the way he went to his dad and explained how hs teacher kicked him out of the class and the princable expelled him his dad said calm down i will clean this all up and he said thats what the princable said he said i will clean it up he said ok the phrase is purple pation hisdad said i hate u getout of myoffice i dont want to see u again he ran down crying to his house he explained what happened his mom said the same thing as everyone else so he explaines the phrase his moms kickes him out of the house and he ran down to the park crying a old lady said whats wrong he explained whats happening then she says wellwhats the phrase he says purplepation the old lady said see that house across the street thats my house come over in about 30 min and i will explain he says thank u it was the longest 30 min htm title=' gets hit by a bus sorry guys ;)'>of his life he sprints across the street and gets hit by a bus sorry guys ;)
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
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