Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
i like trains train hits him
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
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