Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
i like trains train hits him
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
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