why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
I need a hug hugs train
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
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