So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
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