How does a train dance?It bogies!
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
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