why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
i like trains train hits him
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
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