Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
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