What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
How does a train dance?It bogies!
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
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