What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic. He said he was being shipped to an amazing training. I asked “where are you going” He said “Camp Bin Laden” I asked “what do they do there” He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.” I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts? ” He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
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