Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
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