You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic. He said he was being shipped to an amazing training. I asked “where are you going” He said “Camp Bin Laden” I asked “what do they do there” He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.” I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts? ” He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
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