Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
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