I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
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