I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
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