Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
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