What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
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