yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
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