What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
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