What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
How does a train dance?It bogies!
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
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