What did bus say to other bus? beeep
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
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