Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
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