There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish? ” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
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