Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
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