Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes gasp how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that… and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.
How does a train dance?It bogies!
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
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