Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherfckers who want to get off get off and all you motherfckers who want to get on get on his mother here’s him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherfckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherfckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes gasp how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that… and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.
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