why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of toddlers
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
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