“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
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