Transport jokes

i like trains train hits him

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What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me

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Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids

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What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.

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Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherf@ckers get off here, and you motherf@ckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.

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Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track

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whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school

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So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work

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imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem

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I need a hug hugs train

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yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd

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1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer

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East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why

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