1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
How does a train dance?It bogies!
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
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