Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of toddlers
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
What’s white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche. Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe. Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
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