Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic. He said he was being shipped to an amazing training. I asked “where are you going” He said “Camp Bin Laden” I asked “what do they do there” He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.” I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts? ” He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
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