What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek. The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.” The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.” The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.” The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
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