Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherf@ckers get off here, and you motherf@ckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
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