Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
What’s white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche. Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe. Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
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