“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
How does a train dance?It bogies!
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
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