What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish? ” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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