Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
I need a hug hugs train
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
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