A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic. He said he was being shipped to an amazing training. I asked “where are you going” He said “Camp Bin Laden” I asked “what do they do there” He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.” I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts? ” He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
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