why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
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