imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
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