What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
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