You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
i like trains train hits him
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
I need a hug hugs train
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
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