My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
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