Transport jokes

What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train

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Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.

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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

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timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun

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What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

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One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

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why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )

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What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus

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I need a hug hugs train

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To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

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Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus

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What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone

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