Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
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