What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
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