A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
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