Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
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