what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
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