There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
I need a hug hugs train
i like trains train hits him
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
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