Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
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