Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
How does a train dance?It bogies!
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
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