How does a train eat? Chew chew!
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
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