The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
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