Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic. He said he was being shipped to an amazing training. I asked “where are you going” He said “Camp Bin Laden” I asked “what do they do there” He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.” I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts? ” He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
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