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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
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