Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of toddlers
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
i like trains train hits him
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherfckers who want to get off get off and all you motherfckers who want to get on get on his mother here’s him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherfckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherfckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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