What’s white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche. Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe. Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
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