What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek. The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.” The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.” The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.” The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
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