Transport jokes

I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!

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Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????

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What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans

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Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.

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Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!

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Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.

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What did bus say to other bus? beeep

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Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus

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You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.

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Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.

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Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!

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What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!

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Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian

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i like trains train hits him

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