A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
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