"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. “Well,” says the bus driver, “every night at 8 o’clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I’m sure you could convince her to have sex with you.” The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. “Oh, God!” she exclaims. “Take me with you!” The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they’re getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it’s over, the man pulls off his God disguise. “Ha, ha! I’m the man from the bus! ” “Ha, ha!” says the nun, removing her costume. “I’m the bus driver!”
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
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