Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish? ” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
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