What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
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