"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
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