Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ” St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta… touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
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