Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
How does a train dance?It bogies!
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
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