Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there’s a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that’s fine she replys but if I have htm title=' before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.'>to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
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