Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
I need a hug hugs train
i like trains train hits him
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
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