My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
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