What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
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