I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
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