Transport jokes

I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!

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I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

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Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.

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Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.

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Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.

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Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.

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The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

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What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children

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Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????

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East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why

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