I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
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