I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was… not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it’s now the not so smart Indian’s turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, “Well I… I followed the train tracks, an… and shot th- the train… bu- but it kept going…”
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
i like trains train hits him
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
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