My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was… not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it’s now the not so smart Indian’s turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, “Well I… I followed the train tracks, an… and shot th- the train… bu- but it kept going…”
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
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