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Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
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