how do you know when your wife is cheating on you? she comes home with sparkles on her face
Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman.
like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard she turned Christian.
i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. “She must have COVID,” my wife said. “Why?” I asked. “Cuz she clearly has no taste.” She responded.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
A woman comes to the doctor and tells her ‘doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?’ The doctor says ‘my number’
Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend? Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Wife:Honey im pregnant Husband:Hi Pregnant im dad Wife:No you’re not
little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
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