Woman jokes

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

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Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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Two girls have a sleepover. Karen: Let’s go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it’s early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" Lauren hears noise Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: laughs Lauren: remembers her boyfriend is Karen’s brother Mikey

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If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it? The man, because he shouldn’t be driving in the kitchen.

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

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Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?

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If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.

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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.

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Me: Are you okay? Dentist: I’m just a bit surprised. When I said to you “spit it out” I wasn’t expecting you to say you’ve been shagging my wife.

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Me and my wife were out at dinner me being 48 and her being 19, people where screaming at us and calling me a creep. It realy ruined our 10th anniversary

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my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time……………….tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time

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A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

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School Bully: How’s your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don’t have any! Me: How’s your parents? Oh wait, you don’t have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage

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