My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
Do you know what’s the difference between a knife and a girl’s argument A knife has a point
What’s the worst part of Breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it. I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, ?You look like a million pounds!? The wife divorced him.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector
Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed. But she has to. She’s his mom.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me You need a shovel to find her…
i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his butt.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
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