The doctor says “your wife is PREGNENT” the man says that he used a condom and the doctor says "ya but I didn’t
How do you know when you girlfriend is to young ? you have to make airoplane noises to get her to open her mouth… sorry
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic hehe
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Woman: Doctor, where are we going? Doctor: To the morgue. Woman: I’m not dead yet, doctor. Doctor: We’re not at morgue yet, either
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
FIRST DATE man: i work with animals every day woman: oh how sweet! what is it that you do? man: im a butcher…
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”
Girlfriends are just like Ak47s they always go off on you.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. – If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
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