A woman comes to the doctor and tells her ‘doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?’ The doctor says ‘my number’
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"I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.”
A woman went out on a date and said “I’m thirty one with the body of a sixteen year old” the man responded “wanna show me???” the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “take a look”
After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
What do u call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do? Wrong
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
I took my girlfriend out the other day… Man do I love being a sniper.
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant. My name, my address and my phone number.
Wife: (on phone) hi Husband: hey I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Therapist: so what brought you here today? wife: he’s too literal Therapist: and you sir? husband: my truck
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
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