What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman? Transparent
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again
The doctor says “your wife is PREGNENT” the man says that he used a condom and the doctor says "ya but I didn’t
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his butt.
Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
why is there no woman on the moon? because it doesnt need to be cleaned
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born. the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.
Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, “did you see that?” She says “yes”, so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks “did you see that?” “No but my wife did!” The husband said.
Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed. But she has to. She’s his mom.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says “oh my god your shoulders are broad!” another woman says “are you sure it’s a woman?”
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun? B : They’re both hot? A : They’re both massive.
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