My girlfriend is a porn star. – She will kill me if she finds out.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Most states: “It’s ok, it won’t be awkward. We’re still friends.” Alabama: “She didn’t wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she’ll still be my sister.”
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his butt.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends? Because They don’t need permission from their Parents
Flippity floppity women are property
“I’m not sure why my girlfriend’s father doesn’t like me.” “What was your first impression on him?” “I told him, she calls me daddy too.”
i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.
Guy starts chatting to pretty woman at a party Seeing that she didn’t back off he asked her name. “Carmen,” she replied. That’s a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, “Who named you, your mother?” "No, I named myself, she answered. “Oh, that’s interesting. Why Carmen?” “Because I like cars, and I like men,” she said looking directly into his eyes. “So what’s your name?” she asked. ‘BJ Titsngolf’
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