Have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it’s sea food.
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start:)
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears — „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long though sea.
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