What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
I was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
One day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
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