Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
uranus is cold
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
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