Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
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