why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
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