Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Texas be like its cold over here over here
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
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