Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
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