Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
I love autumn ??
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
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