Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
uranus is cold
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
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