Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
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