If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
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