They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
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How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
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