A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Texas be like its cold over here over here
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
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