What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
Texas be like its cold over here over here
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
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