Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
uranus is cold
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