One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
when is a cold not a cold?
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
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