What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
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