Frozen

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

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Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…

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Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him

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They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold

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A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to

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Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”

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Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.

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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!

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I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.

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SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you

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