Frozen

-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube

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How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

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What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

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Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

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Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…

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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

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Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”

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A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

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What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold

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Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him

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when is a cold not a cold?

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What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.

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What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.

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A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket

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