Frozen

A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

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what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

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What is the difference between

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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

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How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

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Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…

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Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!

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What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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Texas be like its cold over here over here

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What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning

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What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder

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why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)

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A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket

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