What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
I love autumn ??
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
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