is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
uranus is cold
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
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