Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
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