Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
What is the difference between
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
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