What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
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I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
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