Frozen

What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder

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A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

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One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”

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A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to

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When is a cold not a cold?

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I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff

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Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater

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What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?

Cold as hell

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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)

Q: David’s father had three

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If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.

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It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

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Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

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Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.

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Why are hospitals always freezing?

They need to keep the vegetables cold.

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What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common?

They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.

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