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Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!

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What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

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Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…

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A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone

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-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube

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A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket

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So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing

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If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.

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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

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When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places

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So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t

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Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

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They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.

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A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

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