My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
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