Frozen

I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.

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So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t

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Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him

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Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!

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why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)

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It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.

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what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places

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What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder

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What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

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My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash

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