Frozen

why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)

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How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

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A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"

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Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.

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Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“

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Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”

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Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold

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What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder

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Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold

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Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.

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I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone

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what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him

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