Frozen

What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

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What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.

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Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!

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What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

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What is the difference between

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What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war

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What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food

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When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!

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Texas be like its cold over here over here

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guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD

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is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

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My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash

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Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“

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SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you

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