Frozen

They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.

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Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”

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What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder

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Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.

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Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!

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If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.

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They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

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-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube

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when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you

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A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”

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Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.

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