Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
What is the difference between
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
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