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Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
when is a cold not a cold?
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Texas be like its cold over here over here
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