What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
uranus is cold
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
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