Frozen

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

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When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder

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A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

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Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.

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What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell

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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.

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One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!

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A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”

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Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

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Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.

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What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning

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I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff

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