What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
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What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
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