Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
when is a cold not a cold?
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
I love autumn ??
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
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