Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
Texas be like its cold over here over here
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
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