I love autumn ??
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
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