A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
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