Frozen

what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.

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So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t

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How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

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I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.

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Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater

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What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.

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when is a cold not a cold?

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.

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when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders

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uranus is cold

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Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…

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If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.

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What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B

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