I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
when is a cold not a cold?
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
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