If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
What is the difference between
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
when is a cold not a cold?
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
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