Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
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