So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
uranus is cold
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
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