Best Jokes

Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

My wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

Me- crying in the shower

Also me- why is my toaster in here?

The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower

ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.