Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me
What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob) depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you’ll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
A new game the whole family can play… Incest
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