What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
what is green grass you tard
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
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