What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
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