Dark Humor

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

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If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

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The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

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Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

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Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

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“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin

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Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

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Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.

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what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her

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I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”

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