I will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who’s hanging around.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker
Hop In
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath???
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words. “You little bastard!”
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
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