some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
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