i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
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