Ex jokes

what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.

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Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

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My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

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I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme

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What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder

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What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

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Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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