Job jokes

I just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.

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(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.

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What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!

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I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

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Boobs are like batteries… AA will get the job done… C is bigger than AA… D is bigger that C… …and if they’re square, you don’t want to put your tongue on them!

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A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.

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A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck’s house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The red neck replied that it wasn’t easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.

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