A scarecrow said this job isn’t for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there’s a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That’s great! You’re hired! " The man smiles. “Really? I’m so glad, because I really need this Yob.”
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
my job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn’t good
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What is a pedophiles favorite job? The mall santa.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin’ B. Anthony!
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said you should be proud of your sister. I ask why they told me it was the best that they ever had and we got your sister a trophy. So I went home my sister said look at my trophy I earned. The trophy said The Best Blow Jobs. As a bro I couldn’t be more prouder.
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job? showing them the ropes.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.
this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, "I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, "me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
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