There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why was the Computer late to work?
Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
One day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They’re both inside jobs.
Why is stephen hawking an organ donator?
Because he saved 200 computers.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the chrime
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
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