Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
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