Transport jokes

The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"

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I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic. He said he was being shipped to an amazing training. I asked “where are you going” He said “Camp Bin Laden” I asked “what do they do there” He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.” I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts? ” He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”

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what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee

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"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!

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I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.

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What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children

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Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian

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Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.

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What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!

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You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.

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A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.

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The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

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How does a train dance?It bogies!

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What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.

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You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country

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