A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded
Tonight, on top gear!
James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there’s a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that’s fine she replys but if I have htm title=' before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.'>to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
Imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
I like trains train hits him
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning
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