Transport jokes

My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

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How does a train eat? Chew chew!

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The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

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You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”

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Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus

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What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!

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Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.

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How does a train dance?It bogies!

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Do you know a funny bus driver? I do

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1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

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