Milk jokes

Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!

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why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya

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Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.

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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

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A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

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Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

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Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

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what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

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