When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me.
How dairy!
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
Why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Child: drinking milk
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: realizes
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
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%%Why don’t orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
Want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
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