Why is that kid walking like that? , Oh, he’s an alter boy
Girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
My uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
What is different about priests and acne.
Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
What do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What kind of sex do priest love…nun
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.
I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
What to gift a child molester, who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
Whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest
Nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
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