a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
What’s an orphans high school nickname Lone stone
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
why is it bad to high five an emo… they will leave themselves hanging
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said htm title=' ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker'>the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump? $2 billion and high cholesterol.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
All school meetings introductions: Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!” Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!” High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,” One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns The suicide squad
RUS | ENG
