the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said htm title=' ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker'>the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker
Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… But I laugh more. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
THIS IS A RYTHME jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna jill said yes as he grabbed her dress and they had a little fun jill forgot her pills so now they have a son
What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday.” The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday.” The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February…”
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
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