High jokes

The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging

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the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters

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So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide? Asking for a friend.

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I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.

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What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke

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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jIll forgot her pill and now they have a son. Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

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Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.

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Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car

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There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked “so, are you guys ready for college?” And Brian answered “no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking seven cruel hours of our lives.” Angela replied “never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is mental abuse to humans!” And Jack said “school has been a waste of so much time I’ll never get back, and after these finals I’ve realized…f@ck, I never actually learned shit!”

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a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

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one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging

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I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

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