Hope jokes

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I told my friend to watch naruto, it’s been a week since i’ve seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece

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I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.

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Hhpr

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We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part

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Hi guys I am starting a gwen funny club if you wanna join then just type so here hope you have fun! Oh and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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I hope death is a girl that way it’ll never come for me.

Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she’d die

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I hope death is a woman That way she’ll never look at me twice

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because these jokes are not funny

Heres why the chicken crossed the road…

The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck’s opening, and was never seen again… The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said…" The chicken crossed the road…" The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.

The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.

The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit…)

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Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

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A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!???

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I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

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I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more…

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I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.

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