I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
… I guess her rubber broke too
At school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me::0
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy
Rhydon deez nuts
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
Sx
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
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