What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan: he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop.
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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