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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights

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What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

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What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns

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What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

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whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes

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