Frozen

uranus is cold

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If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.

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What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning

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I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.

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A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"

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Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.

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A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket

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A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to

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What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.

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what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!

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I love autumn ??

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One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.

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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three

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