yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
ur mom fat lol
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
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