Fat jokes

what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones

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Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.

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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”

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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

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Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator

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Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate

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Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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