Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
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