Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
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