So i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’???
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone. My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow six siege
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
Mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
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