how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
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