My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
How do trees get online? – They just log in.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
how does a crazy person get to the woods? He takes the psychopath.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
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