Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Texas be like its cold over here over here
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
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