What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
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Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
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