uranus is cold
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
when is a cold not a cold?
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they’re happy. They tell him, “Well, we’re so sick of the cold where we’re from, and this place is nice and toasty.” Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell’s boiler room, where he turns up the temperature. He goes back to the Canadians’ room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they’re doing. “Well, we can’t pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!” Satan realizes he’s been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it’s at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth. He knows he’s won now, so he goes back to the Canadians’ room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at them in fury, “WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!” They look at him and shout at the same time, “Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won! ” Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
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