What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
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