A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
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