Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
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