Cold jokes

What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold

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What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.

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Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.

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There’s a man crawling through the desert. He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn’t get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents

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When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”

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