is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
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What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
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